no. but i do watch 'monk.' it's interesting how much information is in atypical form.
It's lucky you're not. Imagine Columbo making a cup of tea....
"Err, yeah Mrs Gabaski, tell me, how many sugars do you have?"
"3 Lt. Columbo"
"3, hmm...so how strong do you like it?"
"Average"
....<walk out room>...1...2...3....4....5
<walk in room>
"Yeah Mrs Gabaski, one more thing. Let me just find it ...it's in my pocket some place, hmm...no that's Mrs Columbo's dry cleaning ticket....here we are...yeah, do you like milk?"