Sidedoor to the Lair

[Bob]

The door's shut now, of course.

I don't think cookies will open it.  Although... I will take some with me to test.  Perhaps cookies will indeed open that door.  (Takes handful of cookies and goes away.)  ...name of science...

[beethoven2]

Oh NO!!!!! RnB is all alone behind that dreaded door! What will ever happen?! 


*beethoven crosses her fingers and hopes that Bob's cookies do work*

[Bob]

It's quite empty from what I can tell.  No one's in there.

[pianistimo]

try a blow dryer.  they work for about everything.

about those cookies.  they wouldn't happen to be GIRL SCOUT cookies.  the mint chocolate kind? 

[rach n bach]

For Pete's sake... RnB's a GUY!!!  

What would he be doing with girl scout cookies???   

It's not that he doesn't like them, or thier sellers... but still...

Oh yeah, RnB is lying behind the door in pain... please never dive into a closed door...

[pianistimo]

oh.  that's the latest trend with teens in nyc.  it's called fence-popping.  but, i guess he did it with a door.

they were probably just another crime randb was attempting - running by and swiping the cookies from an innocent girl scout.

[rach n bach]

Thanks for your vote of confidence!           

[Bob]

I think mint chocolate girl scout cookies would probably get the door to open.

(wonders if that WAS Thal who knocked on the door selling cookies that day...)

I'm sure the sidedoor is still empty.  I didn't see anyone else there last time.

[elspeth]

I'd never thought of flavouring bisuits with mint... hmmm, there's an idea. But then, I was never a girl scout.

I've just made a fruitcake, d'you think that'd work? The door seems to have a sweet tooth!

[pianistimo]

someone said the way to a man's heart is with an ax.  let's try that with the door.

[rach n bach]

I did not agree with that method when suggested as I might have been the victim, but in this case, it may be justifiable homicide...   

Of course, we may need to test this theory, any voulenteers?

Bob! glad you're interested!!!   

[ihatepop]

Ah phooey lets not waste our time and just blast that door to smitereens with my TNT barrel.

ihatepop

[Bob]

The door is closed.  Accept it.  I'm not opening it for awhile.  Get your own sidedoor. :p

[beethoven2]

Is there a front door?

Come on......there HAS to be a front door.

If there is one, maybe we could try going through it........









or maybe the back door 

[ahinton]

someone said the way to a man's heart is with an ax.

Veni, veni Emanuel...

Best,

Axlistair

P.S. There may be no limmits to the troubble that your speling can get you into, Suzan dear...

[Bob]

Is there a front door?

Come on......there HAS to be a front door.

Good point.  The front door is on this site.

[rach n bach]

 

RnB wonders... will a healthy dose of U-235 do the job?

[tanman]

*rediscovers sidedoor to the lair after a year of no useage... wonders what it's for...

[concerto_love]

*rediscovers sidedoor to the lair after a year of no useage... wonders what it's for...

I bet it's a secret door so he can go anywhere at bed time....

[Bob]

Hmmm...?   (Bob notices the sidedoor is open.  He looks around and pulls it shut again.)

[goldentone]

You must have been hiding in the lair the last few weeks, Bob.

*Brings portable piano to the lair*

[Bob]

(Bob pulls the sidedoor shut again and locks it.  It can't be a secret door if everyone knows about it.  Sounds of mortarwork can be heard.)

[m19834]

*Puts up maps and signs all over the city, each of them leading to Bob's "secret" door*

*Hires airplane to write it in the sky*

*People all flock to and mob Bob's secret door, everybody controlled by a strange force beyond themselves, everybody just to get there*

*There is no way and nowhere for Bob to hide*

* K. feels satisfied with this*

[Bob]

There is no secret door.  The never was.  I don't know what you're talking about. 

(shelves disappear)


(Bob checks calendars and astronomical signs.... "Maybe in a month it will reopen.  We'll see.)

[tanman]

*wonders where the door went... decides to tunnel his way into the lair...

[concerto_love]

*from far away, concerto is sitting in her room, checking her hidden camera

[cai hong]

Cai Hong noticed something about this topic

"why this sound like RP,eh? maybe we should have an RP topic or what..."

Cai Hong resumes walking,then she stopped and she thinks:

"hang on,this is a piano forum.So..."

Cai Hong exited the topic.

[concerto_love]

Concerto staring at cai hong and bring her back...

[cai hong]

Cai Hong was beeing brought back to this topic by Concerto.Listening to her recordings on her MP3,she notice some buzzing sound somewhere near her.She checks her MP3,hoping that weird buzzing sound doesn't come from her MP3.She senses some strange movement in her left.She grabs her masamune (?? where do this comes from??) and stabs a fly in the air.

"No enemy shall ever surpass me!"

That poor fly lays dead in the floor.Cai Hong keeps on waiting.

[tanman]

*sets Christmas present in front of sidedoor. knocks and runs. 

[G.W.K]

I have no idea what this is about. Quite amusing with the numerous amount of innuendos!

G.W.K

[pianistimo]

Wonders what is inside the box.

[ahinton]

Wonders what is inside the box.

At the risk of sounding abit like Thal, I have to admit that I've long ceased wondering what's in yours...

Best,

Alistair

[morningstar]

At the risk of sounding abit like Thal, I have to admit that I've long ceased wondering what's in yours...

Best,

Alistair

Yet another innuendo...lol

[ahinton]

Yet another innuendo...lol

I think not; it is what goes on in that box that we assume to be Susan's brain that I referred to above. I'm sorry if that clarification disappoints you in any way...

Best,

Alistair

[morningstar]

I think not; it is what goes on in that box that we assume to be Susan's brain that I referred to above. I'm sorry if that clarification disappoints you in any way...

Best,

Alistair

Oh that's what you meant? Here I was trying to be funny and offensive at the same time...
Way to spoil the fun!

[tanman]

btw
what happened to bob and karli? they haven't posted in the past week or so...

[G.W.K]

At the risk of sounding abit like Thal, I have to admit that I've long ceased wondering what's in yours...

We all know that Alistair: God, Bibles, Religion, Christians, Madness, Madness, Madness, Madness, Madness...yeah, I think you get my drift.

G.W.K