Good thing I save chat transcripts (Ryan Hayes = Ryguillian; Peter Ryan = Pita Bread; maddycrew = i love xenakis):
AIM Chat with Peter Ryan <allfakenofun>, maddycrew. 12/29/05, 2:19 AM
maddycrew: he's a pedantic ***
maddycrew: and needs to be taken down
Ryan Hayes: With this particular sonofabitch it will be necessary to channel our collective energies to break through his impenetrable net of verbiage and Sorabjism.
maddycrew: aka
maddycrew: he's a douche
maddycrew: but really smart
Peter Ryan: stop talking like hinton dammit.
Ryan Hayes: lol
maddycrew: or at the very least an expert at sounding smart
Ryan Hayes: Did you ever see the thing where I owned him?
maddycrew: no i didnt
Peter Ryan: if you publish a book called sorabjicumarchanginexicumbalsticum
Ryan Hayes: Let me find it.
Peter Ryan: i will kill you
maddycrew: but i'm sure it's classic
Ryan Hayes: Oh man!
Ryan Hayes: You know what'll kill him.
maddycrew: what?
Ryan Hayes: If we claim that we're workin gon a Sorabji work that doesn't exist.
maddycrew: wait
maddycrew: the solo tantrik symphony
maddycrew:
Peter Ryan: what ever happened to that piece?
Ryan Hayes: Opus Necromancerium.
Ryan Hayes: lol
maddycrew: nah it has to be something that's actually latin
Ryan Hayes: Opus Veniveniveniasium
Ryan Hayes: haha
maddycrew: hahahaha
maddycrew: NO
maddycrew: ***
maddycrew: I'VE GOT IT
Peter Ryan: opus CUM
Ryan Hayes: lol
maddycrew: Opus Appassissimo
Ryan Hayes: Opus Cumalotseamun
Peter Ryan: yea
Peter Ryan: wait
Peter Ryan: what was the jokeo ne
Ryan Hayes: Apassissimo?
Peter Ryan: one*
Peter Ryan: yea the one they did a joke review of
maddycrew: yeah
maddycrew: i dont think we can do an "opus" one
maddycrew: it needs to be total BS
maddycrew: i like Solo Tantrik Symphony
Ryan Hayes: OH GOD
Ryan Hayes: I got it!
maddycrew: what?
Ryan Hayes: Shut the *** up cockfaces for a second.
maddycrew: Homage to Alistair Hinton?
Ryan Hayes: hangon
Ryan Hayes: ; this is surely a significant consideration in discussion of "the hardest piece" phenomenon, for it demonstrates that satisfying Xenakis
2:25 AM
Ryan Hayes: OK.
Ryan Hayes: Xenakis is dead.
Ryan Hayes: So nobody is going to satisfy him
Ryan Hayes: Except Alistair Hinton
Ryan Hayes: who fucks corpses
maddycrew: haha
maddycrew: no wait
Ryan Hayes: and thus, satisfies them.
Ryan Hayes: hahaha
Peter Ryan: well
Peter Ryan: it's more rape
maddycrew: he could mean
Peter Ryan: than satisfaction
Peter Ryan: have you seen his picture before?
Ryan Hayes: No.
maddycrew: satisfies the conditions of what xenakis would consider "playing" the piece
Ryan Hayes: Yes
maddycrew: see you have to look ahead
Ryan Hayes: In some Sorabji book.
Ryan Hayes: I know what he means, I'm just corrupting it.
maddycrew: but he'll come back with that
maddycrew: you have to null that response in some other statement
maddycrew: like say
Peter Ryan: Is Hinton's music any good?
Ryan Hayes: I am semi-friends with Contrapunctus.
maddycrew: or if you meant "satisfies the conditions of what xenakis would consider "playing" the piece" then you should have said something that resembles that in any way, shape or form.
Ryan Hayes: And while he is a stupid ***
Ryan Hayes: He is semi-intelligent and I bet he hates Alistair, too.
Ryan Hayes: I'll talk to him tomorrow.
maddycrew: ok
Ryan Hayes: We need to formulate the most perfect post.
maddycrew: can we sneak in how shitty his string quintet is?
maddycrew: that
maddycrew: that's his favorite piece
Peter Ryan: Did anyone
Peter Ryan: record the webcast?
maddycrew: of powell?
Peter Ryan: no
Ryan Hayes: I did.
Peter Ryan: string quartet
Ryan Hayes: Oh, not the String QUratet.
Ryan Hayes: I haven't heard Powell's.
Ryan Hayes: Is it bad?
Peter Ryan: powell has a string quartet?
Ryan Hayes: Alistair made a string quartet too.
Ryan Hayes: I don't know.
Ryan Hayes: I'm confused.
maddycrew: ***
maddycrew: i've got it!
Peter Ryan: what the *** just happened?
maddycrew: i've fuckin got it
Ryan Hayes: *listens*
Peter Ryan: yes?
Peter Ryan: cum hither my child.
maddycrew: we use a bunch of FAKE sorabji quotes
Ryan Hayes: Yes.
Peter Ryan: lol.. Sorabji secretly denounced hinton
maddycrew: he'll be so busy trying to correct them and/or wetting himself that he wont be able to deal with us
Peter Ryan: after during an affair
maddycrew: yeah
Peter Ryan: he discovered that
Ryan Hayes: Indeed.
Peter Ryan: hinton um
Peter Ryan: lacks
Peter Ryan: girth.
Ryan Hayes: We all have to do it.
maddycrew: like a quote that implicates sorabji and hinton
maddycrew: like
maddycrew: how he dedicated his perfume garden to hinton
maddycrew: or something
maddycrew: and how he said
maddycrew: To both a great lover and a great friend- to my friend- AH
maddycrew: or something
Ryan Hayes: lol
Peter Ryan: hahaha
Peter Ryan: is hinton ghey?
maddycrew: undoubtably
Ryan Hayes: I don't know.
2:30 AM
maddycrew: it doesnt matter
Peter Ryan: i'm assuming he's asexual
Ryan Hayes: Well, hey, I'm gay too, but *** Alistair is just a pussy.
Peter Ryan: for now
Ryan Hayes: Zimmermann.
Ryan Hayes: hahah
Peter Ryan: three kinds of people in this world.
Peter Ryan: dicks, pussies, and assholes
Ryan Hayes: Straight, Gay, Alistair
Peter Ryan: dicks *** pussies and assholes
Ryan Hayes: ha
maddycrew: i am a dick
Ryan Hayes: Alistair fucks cacti.
maddycrew: hahaha
maddycrew: oik
maddycrew: ok*
Peter Ryan: cactifucker.
Peter Ryan: catfishfucker
Ryan Hayes: OK, back on track.
maddycrew: we all need to put fake sorabji quotes as our signature
maddycrew: ok?
Ryan Hayes: When is this all going to go down?
maddycrew: right now
maddycrew: or whenever he responds
maddycrew: nobody has ever NOT kissed up to him
maddycrew: he'll probably have no idea how to deal with my post
Ryan Hayes: "what I wrote was intended to be taken less than seriously"
maddycrew: he'll be all caught off gaurd and say stupid sh*t we can make fun of
maddycrew: the point of him writing it was for it to not be taken seriously?
maddycrew: that is some complicated sh*t to think about
maddycrew: XD
Ryan Hayes: I guess so.
Ryan Hayes: hahah
Ryan Hayes: You gotta have a mind like Hinton to process that sh*t.
Peter Ryan: how on earth do you guys think this fast at this hour.
maddycrew: we're gay
maddycrew: that's how
Ryan Hayes: Caffeine
Peter Ryan: i'm about to pass out
Ryan Hayes: Then Pass out California.
maddycrew: you wuss
Peter Ryan: i got blasted by the exhaust of a vacuum cleaner
Peter Ryan: in the face
maddycrew: hahaha
Ryan Hayes: Hot.
maddycrew: turns me on
Ryan Hayes: Hey.
Peter Ryan: and kitty litter dust in my *** lungs
Ryan Hayes: Skepto
maddycrew: yeah/
Ryan Hayes: I have a PDF about performing Xenakis
Peter Ryan: Skepto, how do you know Pace?
maddycrew: emails
maddycrew: i own the complete harmonologia series
maddycrew: what does the PDF say, and who is the author?
Ryan Hayes: hangon, I gotta find it
2:35 AM
Peter Ryan: And what's this fox sonata?
Ryan Hayes: Fox Sonata?
Peter Ryan: yea
maddycrew: yeah
maddycrew: i'll show you guys sometime
maddycrew: it's quite terrifying
Ryan Hayes: It's called Xenakis and the Performer.
Ryan Hayes: By Peter HIll.
maddycrew: peter hill
maddycrew: that ***
Peter Ryan: that pregnant dog
Peter Ryan: him and his overdubbing
Peter Ryan: pussy.
maddycrew: he's the douche that says you should move down chords in evryali to play it
maddycrew: it's not a fuckin 12tone piece
Peter Ryan: that was the guy who wrote the essay?
maddycrew: yeah
Peter Ryan: on how its not important to get all the notes?
maddycrew: right
Ryan Hayes: Yeah, well you can attack this position.
Peter Ryan: CUNTFACE
Ryan Hayes: He quotes Xenakis.
Ryan Hayes: In the piece
Ryan Hayes: And so we can use Xenakis' quotes
maddycrew: brb
Ryan Hayes: Because I think they go against Hill's beliefs.
Peter Ryan: Xenakis' music is scary ass sh*t.
Ryan Hayes: Yeah.
Peter Ryan: But I think the Sciarrino is up there too
Ryan Hayes: I don't know it.
Peter Ryan: what I heard of the clarient concerto scared me more than Ligeti's requiem
maddycrew: hahah
maddycrew: penderecki is teh winnar
Peter Ryan: true
Ryan Hayes: Scary music winner?
2:40 AM
Peter Ryan: yea Penderecki is just what
Ryan Hayes: Threnody
Ryan Hayes: Early Penderecki, you mean.
Peter Ryan: I don't like hearing his music.
Ryan Hayes: I like the Threnody.
maddycrew: i love ear;y penfertecki
maddycrew: especially the cello concerto
maddycrew: and the capriccio for violin and orchestra
maddycrew: and partita for harpsichord and orchestra
maddycrew: and Kanon
maddycrew: wow we SO got off topic
maddycrew: anyways
maddycrew: THAT FUCKIN HINTON
Ryan Hayes: "Chance. . .can be constructed up to a point and with great difficulty, by means of complex reasoning which is summarized in mathematical formulae; it can be constructed a little, but never improvised or intellectually imitated."
Ryan Hayes: -- Iannis Xenakis
Peter Ryan: who's steveie986?
Ryan Hayes: I think that destroys Hinton's argument.
Ryan Hayes: "never improvised"
maddycrew: ok
Peter Ryan: never improvised.
maddycrew: anyways
maddycrew: what is pita's job/
Peter Ryan: to pass out.
maddycrew: mine is to piss hinton off and make him slip up
maddycrew: yours is to sound smarter than him
maddycrew: what is pita's?
Ryan Hayes: Hahaha.
Peter Ryan: I don't hate Hinton that much
Ryan Hayes:
maddycrew: aww cmon
Ryan Hayes: Get out!
Ryan Hayes: hahah
Peter Ryan: hahaha
Peter Ryan: ill probably have to
maddycrew: you know you hate him
Peter Ryan: supply you guys with
maddycrew: he's such a wanker
Peter Ryan: proxies
Peter Ryan: after you all get banned
maddycrew: hahahahaha
Ryan Hayes: Do you know who else hates him?
maddycrew: not john carey
Peter Ryan: practically everyone on the forum?
maddycrew: who will come to his side like a little dog