worst movie you've ever seen?

[gilad]

Hi all.

i just finished watching the worst movie i've ever seen.
Cabin Fever by Eli Roth.
this movie stinks, i can't figure out how he got the go ahead to shoot and distribute it.
omg what a terrible movie.
i never knew that anybody could be so stupid as to write such crap, direct it, release it, watch it, and worst of all enjoy it.

[prometheus]

Excluding funny or good bad movies, Battlefield Earth is probably one of the worst movies I have seen. It was terrible beyond words, its hard to figure out what made this movie so bad.

[lisztisforkids]

Dude weres my car?

That movie had to be the most tasteless and insulting movie i have ever seen.

[donjuan]

A particularly terrible movie I have seen is a western called "The Quick and the Dead" with Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, and Russell Crowe.  What pisses me off is how so much great acting talent can come together and produce such a load of horseshit.  Maybe the director is just stupid.

Also, anything with Christian Slater or Orlando Bloom is ruined, just because someone decided to cast these people who dont have any clue how to act.

I can think of maybe 7 Canadian-made movies that are just terrible and not even worth the effort of remembering their titles.  Just know they were excreted by some Canadian filmmakers..

[arensky]

I often enjoy "bad" movies, few films are as entertaining as "Glen or Glenda", "A Crack in the World", "Roller Boogie", "Assault on a Queen", etc. I will intentionally watch these films for the inherent comedic genius. So I will confine myself to the movies that I thought were bad that did not amuse me...

1. "Eraserhead"
2. " Very Bad People"
3. "Moon in the Gutter"
4. "Liquid Sky"
5. "Revenge for a Rape"

I'm sure there are more, but these immediately come to mind, "Eraserhead" was my instant reaction when I read the thread title; truly a pointless waste of time...

[rlefebvr]

That one is easy.


Barton Fink.


A half hour if not more of looking at a guy lying on a bed while tapestry peels off the wall.


I could have killed after that one.

[rlefebvr]

Any movie with a Baldwin in it not called Alec.

[rimv2]

Hi all.

i just finished watching the worst movie i've ever seen.
Cabin Fever by Eli Roth.
this movie stinks, i can't figure out how he got the go ahead to shoot and distribute it.
omg what a terrible movie.
i never knew that anybody could be so stupid as to write such crap, direct it, release it, watch it, and worst of all enjoy it.

Evil Alien Conquerers!!!

Dude weres my car?

That movie had to be the most tasteless and insulting movie i have ever seen.

Think Dude Where's My Car was a spoof of it

[Tash]

psycho the newer version is the only movie i've ever walked out of, it was pretty bad.

my big fat greek wedding was crap so was i know what you did last summer, so was halloween h2o, in fact i think all horror movies are pretty awful

[thalbergmad]

The Sound of Music.

Utter Crap.

Should be erased from history.

[zheer]

Top Gun,   staring tom cruise.

[thalbergmad]

Ring of Bright Water
Bambi
All the Herbie films

[zheer]

JAWS, i never have a bath only a shawer incase Jaws swims and finds me.

[jas]

It's a tie between Scary Movie 2 and Monster In Law. They were both horrific. The least funny, least entertaining films EVER MADE.

[Siberian Husky]

probably..

"BAN FRENZY"

Starring Nils Johan and Henrik S.

i just..well i felt it lacked an open mind..

[thalbergmad]

probably..

"BAN FRENZY"

Starring Nils Johan and Henrik S.

i just..well i felt it lacked an open mind..

There could be a sequel.

[danyal]

The Sound of Music.

Utter Crap.

Should be erased from history.

How could you say that??? Its incredible! A great part of history IMO. Its one of the most wonderful movies ever to be produced...


My personal worst is a movie me and my sister came across at 3am, while very bored, and very awake, on some random unknown pathetic channel... it was called "flesh and blood" We laughed through the whole thing. It was so awful it was actually funny. We still joke about it... a year later

[Siberian Husky]

There could be a sequel.

yeah i actually was called in for an autidtion, i think i did well and should be starring in the following sequel

i met Rob47 on the set as well, seems he was trying out for the part too..

[notturno]

I often enjoy "bad" movies, few films are as entertaining as "Glen or Glenda", "A Crack in the World", "Roller Boogie", "Assault on a Queen", etc. I will intentionally watch these films for the inherent comedic genius. So I will confine myself to the movies that I thought were bad that did not amuse me...

1. "Eraserhead"
2. " Very Bad People"
3. "Moon in the Gutter"
4. "Liquid Sky"
5. "Revenge for a Rape"

[thalbergmad]

How could you say that??? Its incredible! A great part of history IMO. Its one of the most wonderful movies ever to be produced...


My personal worst is a movie me and my sister came across at 3am, while very bored, and very awake, on some random unknown pathetic channel... it was called "flesh and blood" We laughed through the whole thing. It was so awful it was actually funny. We still joke about it... a year later

I would be worried if we had the same tastes.

I would like to add "Born Free" to my list.

[arensky]

Top Gun,   staring tom cruise.

But it had the 2 Part Invention in f minor in it.... remember when his buddy dies and Cruise ("'ol chipmunk cheeks" ) is crying on the deck of the carrier? How could you not be moved... 

[arensky]

JAWS, i never have a bath only a shawer incase Jaws swims and finds me.

No zheer, you are never safe....

[stevie]

yeah i actually was called in for an autidtion, i think i did well and should be starring in the following sequel

i met Rob47 on the set as well, seems he was trying out for the part too..

will i reprise my role? 

It's a tie between Scary Movie 2 and Monster In Law. They were both horrific. The least funny, least entertaining films EVER MADE.

hahaha, scary movie 2 was genius

[timothy42b]

JAWS, i never have a bath only a shawer incase Jaws swims and finds me.

Showers are much more dangerous.

Sharks are rare but rats are everywhere.  Bathtubs drain slowly so the trap can be small, but showers need to drain faster so the trap must be designed bigger.  They are big enough for rats to come up through and bite your feet.  It's actually quite common.  Sometimes they can get out of a toilet too, but that's not that common - the siphon trap in a toilet is wide enough but also much longer.

Sorry, I'm an engineer, I get interested in these things. 

[gilad]

JAWS, i never have a bath only a shawer incase Jaws swims and finds me.

i heard somewhere that more people are killed every year by falling coconuts than by sharks. something like 15 times as many.

[brewtality]

The Sound of Music.

Utter Crap.

Should be erased from history.

 

I would expect "the 40 yr old virgin" or "Lolita" to be more to your taste. 

[mikey6]

Surprised no one's mentioned the official worst film ever made - good ol "Plan 9 from outer Space".  I actually didn't find it that entertaining.  Apart from the goofs which are fun to spot, it is actually a very stupid film!
I'd have to say Cocktail would be on my most boring/pointless film ever made list.

[pianistimo]

big daddy with adam sandler was just plain wierd.

wikipedia defines the worst films ever.  'plan 9 from outer space' is considered the worst.
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Films_considered_the_worst_ever

*modifier some movies may be mediocre instead of utterly wretched.

does anyone remember 'the attack of the killer tomatoes'  ??

[phil13]

"The Martians Kidnap Santa Claus".

This is (honest to god) an absolutely real movie. The name says it all.

Phil

[rimv2]

It's a tie between Scary Movie 2 and Monster In Law. They were both horrific. The least funny, least entertaining films EVER MADE.

Scary movie 2 was actually funny.

Scary movie 3 was funny . Like what funny.

And what is monster in law. does it have to do with the munsters

[arensky]

Surprised no one's mentioned the official worst film ever made - good ol "Plan 9 from outer Space".  I actually didn't find it that entertaining.  Apart from the goofs which are fun to spot, it is actually a very stupid film!
I'd have to say Cocktail would be on my most boring/pointless film ever made list.

STUPID STUPID STUPID !!!!! STUPID EARTHLINGS!!!!! 

 

Ed Wood's movies are so bad they are entertaining, I guess not everyone has my sense of the absurd. Does anyone remember "Mystery Science Theater 3000", where the hosts would make snide and hilarious comments about incredibly bad sci-fi and horror movies, while the movies were playing? I don't think it's on anymore...

Cocktail. Very bad. Funny how "ol' chipmunk cheeks" keeps coming back up like a bad clam in this thread... 

[gilad]

does anyone remember 'the attack of the killer tomatoes'  ??

omg, i remember watching that when i was 5 or 6. that day my older brother then 12 and his friend were building up to the movie the whole day, saying that it was the worst movie in the world. it was quite a joke even for me at six. i dont think the plot was to difficult to understand.outrages.

[Floristan]

"Forest Gump."  Mawkish, sentimental drivel.    Then there's Bjork's "Dancer in the Dark."     what?  And my perennial favorite, "Liquid Sky."     Oh, and we can't leave out "Showgirls"! with Elizabeth Berkeley's career-stopping performance.  OMG.  STOMP-STOMP-STOMP-STOMP-SLAM!  Again and again throughout the whole movie, like a mantra!

[BoliverAllmon]

Stephen King's It

[I Love Xenakis]

Labyrinth was the worst.  2001: A Space Odessy was the most boring cause it was so long.  I only watched it because Ligeti's music was in it.  TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT.

I Heart Huckabees, The Royal Tenenbaums and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou are my favorites.


Then there is Andy Warhol's movie "Sleep" that is just him sleeping for 8 hours.  That has got to be pretty bad.

[donjuan]

Labyrinth was the worst.  2001: A Space Odessy was the most boring cause it was so long.  I only watched it because Ligeti's music was in it.  TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT.

a little LSD does wonders for that movie

[I Love Xenakis]

a little LSD does wonders for that movie

I'm all out.