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Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
on: February 25, 2006, 10:39:14 PM
Considering the alcohol content in my blood right now, I will probably regret posting this come morning.

If you could f/a with any composer or performer who has ever lived, who would it be?
Asked if he had ever conducted any Stockhausen,Sir Thomas Beecham replied, "No, but I once trod in some."

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #1 on: February 26, 2006, 12:30:33 AM


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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #2 on: February 26, 2006, 01:59:10 AM
Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity- he systematically tracked it down and destroyed it.

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #3 on: February 26, 2006, 03:12:29 AM


Oh, woopsy.....excuse me, I must change my trousers... :D :D :D :D
Currently learning:<br />Liszt- Consolation No.3<br />J.W.Hässler- Sonata No.6 in C, 2nd mvt<br />Glière- No.10 from 12 Esquisses, Op.47<br />Saint-Saens- VII Aquarium<br />Mozart- Fantasie KV397<br /

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #4 on: February 26, 2006, 05:24:23 AM




And maybe him :






However, I would like to be able to talk with a number more of them (of course), but would probably not be able to let the others kiss me  :P.






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" Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends" - Tom Cruise -

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #6 on: February 26, 2006, 03:07:35 PM
Considering the alcohol content in my blood right now, I will probably regret posting this come morning.
Don't worry about it. We'll all laugh at your drunken antics and never let you forget it. :)

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If you could f/a with any composer or performer who has ever lived, who would it be?
What's "f/a"?

Jas

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Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity- he systematically tracked it down and destroyed it.

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #8 on: February 26, 2006, 07:07:54 PM
Haha...f/a means to *** around.

:P
Asked if he had ever conducted any Stockhausen,Sir Thomas Beecham replied, "No, but I once trod in some."

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #9 on: February 26, 2006, 07:55:38 PM
Here are (at least some of) the FA (that, I think, means "Football Association" in UK) results so far:

Iannis Xenakis: 2 - Hélène Grimaud: 2

Is this possibly indicative of any conclusions that may be drawn from the idea of IX and HG doing - oh, no, forget it...

Hey - and this is a PIANO forum, so they tell me...

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #10 on: February 28, 2006, 06:41:25 PM
Iannis Xenakis: 2 - Hélène Grimaud: 2

This makes for disturbing reading.

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #11 on: February 28, 2006, 11:47:20 PM

This makes for disturbing reading.
Only if you take it seriously...

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 09:58:42 PM
Bela Bartok.  I think he was very hot.

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #13 on: April 06, 2006, 02:02:30 PM
However, I would like to be able to talk with a number more of them (of course), but would probably not be able to let the others kiss me  :P.








m1469,

I'm not sure you've considered this one fully.  These are people with the most highly trained fingers in history - and you're focused on kissing? 

<g> 
Tim

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #14 on: April 06, 2006, 04:18:05 PM
m1469,

I'm not sure you've considered this one fully.  These are people with the most highly trained fingers in history - and you're focused on kissing? 

<g> 


It's not that I am focused on kissing... if anything I am focused on demeanor.  But the point is that without the right *demeanor* I could not even let a person kiss me, let alone do anything else.


LOL... not that you were actually after an explanation  ;D
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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #15 on: April 06, 2006, 04:33:18 PM
m1469,

I'm not sure you've considered this one fully.  These are people with the most highly trained fingers in history - and you're focused on kissing? 

<g> 

What, because you're a highly trained musician you don't need physical affection? Franz Liszt sure did.

Musicians are people too ya know.

John
Stop analyzing; just compose the damn thing!

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #16 on: April 08, 2006, 11:38:45 AM

Quote from: timothy42b
Quote from: timothy42b on April 06, 2006, 02:02:30 PM
m1469,

I'm not sure you've considered this one fully.  These are people with the most highly trained fingers in history - and you're focused on kissing? 

<g> 
What, because you're a highly trained musician you don't need physical affection? Franz Liszt sure did.

Musicians are people too ya know.

John

I think you need to reread Timothy42b's response with your mind a little closer to the gutter! LOL :-*

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #17 on: April 08, 2006, 04:21:38 PM
You mean Timothy'e reply not mine, right Cherrysoda?

This was his:
m1469,

I'm not sure you've considered this one fully.  These are people with the most highly trained fingers in history - and you're focused on kissing? 

<g>
 

This was mine:
What, because you're a highly trained musician you don't need physical affection? Franz Liszt sure did.

Musicians are people too ya know.

John


 ;D

Stop analyzing; just compose the damn thing!

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #18 on: April 08, 2006, 05:15:00 PM
No

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #19 on: April 08, 2006, 06:44:15 PM
Evgeny Kissin / Lang Lang /  Anton Webern
What? - all at once?

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #20 on: April 08, 2006, 07:05:32 PM
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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #21 on: April 08, 2006, 07:18:17 PM
we make God in mans image

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #22 on: April 09, 2006, 12:55:45 AM
Grimaud:


Listina:



If I was gay  ;D
Liszt:

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #23 on: April 09, 2006, 07:49:04 AM
You mean Timothy'e reply not mine, right Cherrysoda?

Yep, sure did and I tried to edit my post to make it more clear  that yours was not the gutter one ;).

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #24 on: May 17, 2006, 04:03:42 AM




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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #25 on: May 17, 2006, 04:26:43 AM
I guess Lang Lang's new ztyle is working with the ladies  8)
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Bach Toccata in g minor
Rachmaninoff 3rd Concerto

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #26 on: May 17, 2006, 04:33:19 AM
I guess Lang Lang's new ztyle is working with the ladies  8)


It works for me  ;D 8)
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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #27 on: May 17, 2006, 04:41:11 AM
martha argerich. mmm..
Well, keep going.<br />- Martha Argerich

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #28 on: May 17, 2006, 04:41:26 AM
"Just bit.. dayum"

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Rachmaninoff 3rd Concerto

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #29 on: May 17, 2006, 06:54:05 AM
I'm a lesbo for Helene Grimaud. Richard Strauss would be my hetero choice.

Lang Lang's head is on the big side. He doesn't work for me.

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #30 on: May 17, 2006, 08:43:37 AM
can i be a lesbo for helene too?

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #31 on: May 17, 2006, 08:16:06 PM

It works for me  ;D 8)

same here haha but i don't really like his playing. >.<; he's not a very nice person either. Yundi is a nicer person =P

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #32 on: May 17, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
Lang Lang is fat and gay.  Sorry ladies.

I want a five way with young Mikhail Pletnev, Yundi Li, young Glenn Gould and old Iannis Xenakis.


Just have to get the Xenakis vote up.



PS- I'm handcuffed to the headboard.

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #33 on: May 19, 2006, 01:28:24 PM
lang lang is alrite...
but what about TIM HOFFMAN!! PHWOARRRR those lucious locks, those sexy gloves...
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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #35 on: April 29, 2008, 09:06:45 PM
i would say Rachmaninoff.. he is a hottieee. I just read a book "great pianist on piano playing" and it has images of composers but only my "rachmaninoff" stands out. darn cute!

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #36 on: April 29, 2008, 09:24:54 PM
noobbumped!

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Re: Sex it up with the composer/performer of your choice :D
Reply #37 on: April 29, 2008, 11:27:28 PM
Manuel Maria Ponce:




Top that.


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