Yes you are all jealous of my 3 octave electric keyboard, complete with rubber buttons, plastic shell, the huge selection of 5 different sounds, polyphony of 16 notes, 1 pedal, and a cardboard carying case. I love the touch, it's so light that 3 pennies can press a key down. Not to mention, the nice looking unique power adapter that requires colourful duct tape to keep it in one piece. It was such a great deal, the sales man gave me the black keys for free!
Now now Tash, you still haven't told them the whole truth. Remember those honorary doctorate degrees Nils gives out.