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[Kassaa]

https://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

[gruffalo]

i bet the stupid parents of that kid keep buying him more keyboards.

[jason2711]

methinks there are some serious psychiatric problems there.   Funny problems 

[semme]

did you understand it? i really had to laugh. this was the typical "counterstrike" language. this guy has some serious problems. i think i feel bad now for all those kids i killed and then freaked out...

[debussy symbolism]

Greetings.

Well he officially did manage to break the keyboard so.......

Can someone elucidate the speech, which at times seemed almost German . Yes it is funny to us.....probably not for the kid.

[Kassaa]

Well first he thought his PC was booting very slow, and after that he got killed in UT2004 probably :') .

[debussy symbolism]

Doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. It looks to much to be true. I think he is just acting. It kind of goes from first level of "madness" to maniac laughter then to the extreme keyboard discombubulating action. Seems to much to be true. What are your opinions?

[debussy symbolism]

Plus the camera was right in front of him. Why would they do that if they would know the consequences. I am sure that the parents don't have an abundant number of keyboards left. The camera was right in front of him. The maniacal laughter sure was amusing though. I think it is a funny set up. If not then......

[debussy symbolism]

Sorry for my ignorance but what is the "UT2004". I couldn't understand him because I turned the volume down and his screeching made it hard to understand. And the accent... My impression is that he lost at some game.

[gruffalo]

even if it wasnt true, it is an example of the things that really do happen in the lives of computer gamers. it literally drives people mad. like alchoholics, its all the same.

[henrah]

I love it when he starts chanting 'Laus laus laus! Laus laus laus!!' or something similar to that, and then starts screaming again hehehe great stuff

I don't know any German, but did anyone else hear him saying 'Positive thinking, positive thinking' obviously 'thinking' in German but I definately heard him say 'positive'

And when he loses the escape key hahahaha that's just classsic

[debussy symbolism]

Yes I also heard him say "positive thinking" or something to that extent. Was it the escape button that fell out? That just seems too perfect. How come the camera was right in front of him. Do the parents want that to happen and is some form of a prank. If however it is real then..........wow.

[gruffalo]

as to people saying its obviously fake because he is filming himself, well it is a known tactic to record or film someone to show them what they are like. it could be a camera hidden under a cloth for all we know.

[Kassaa]

Sorry for my ignorance but what is the "UT2004". I couldn't understand him because I turned the volume down and his screeching made it hard to understand. And the accent... My impression is that he lost at some game.

UT2004 is short for Unreal Tournament 2004, a computer game .

[rimv2]

We need more kids like that in schools today

[jason2711]

We need more kids like that in schools today

i think some of the kids in my school are like that... almost... 

[sissco]

old....but amusing 

[prometheus]

Bit over overacting maybe.

[semme]

do you guys want a translation?

[Kassaa]

do you guys want a translation?

Gern!

[semme]

kassaa, can you speak german well? )

i just want to add that the forum changed  b! tch  to "pregnant dog". too lazy to change everything.

ok, it goes something like this. occasionaly the keyboard is louder than his speaking and he is repeating a lot.

kid:"mom, i wanna play unreal tournament. mooom, come on. get started *** game!!!
get started you son of a pregnant dog ( some mumbling going on)......... i dont say it again, go... get out of the way ( gettin ready for the game). WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?! WHAT HAPPENED!?! i wanna play "unreal". instant start ( its an option of the game to connect to any playable server), ... *sing* here we go!!! (5x). ( i wanna) play!!!!! you JERK !!( jerk is more powerful in german than in amerika) (i wanna) play!, ( i wanna ) play "unreal tournament". its loading, its loading, its loading, its loading. (some mumbling i dont understand). i dont want the map i want....to play. think positive, just think positive. the game will start soon. its starting.... ahhhh you son of a pregnant dog, take that!!!, eat that!! yeahhh i killed him!! eat that, ... s hit, s hit, you son of a pregnant dog, i will kill you!........ the escape button, where is the ecsape button? where is it, where is it? i dont need any help, i dont need any help.. i dont need any help. i will kill you. ( he fixed his keyboard and placed some buttons in different slots) .. ( the button) doesnt work!!!.... i will kill you, i will kill you ( all). let me alone you son of a pregnant dog, i will kill you. i killed him, yeah.... i will kill you all.... eat that/take that you son of a pregnant dog. i will kill you....... i will bust you/bump you off. what son of a pregnant dog is shooting at me? .... AHHHHHHHH ( keyboard was too loud to understand anything)."


hope it helps

[Kassaa]

kassaa, can you speak german well? )


hope it helps

I don't speak German well, It's one of my subjects at school though.

Thanks for the translation, makes it much more funny rofl!

[lisztisforkids]

This is actually not very funny at all... It reminds me of the kids that shoot up schools..
This kid has some seriouse problems..

[henrah]

I think this is that same kid: https://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/bestrapper.html

[bon_bear]

 
....oh my bloody heck....i agree, this kid is mentally disordered. I bet he hasn't taken any of his pills yet. and if you could just see his keyboard...it's all wrecked...poor computer!!

I think his family members recorded this so they could send this to the doctor for like some sort of erm...examination I guess?

He scared me alot wen he started to mumble and he had that crazy "look" lol...it's scary...

Elizabear~

[Derek]

There are definitely kids like that, my ex gf jamie's nephew was insanely hyperactive and over the top...just like that kid. 

[donjuan]

haha most entertaining!

Im sure its put on though... I dont think the kid's parents could afford to have him play Unreal Tournament 2004 like that everyday..