The tale of a very brave man...

[e60m5]

EDIT: Changed my mind. Maybe this wasn't the most suitable of things to post.

[m1469]

Oh man, yeah, that's it !  That really drives the point home!  I just hate it when my girlfriend won't give it to me   (stupid ***), so next time I will do as this reading suggests and show her exactly what it's like.  Gosh, that man really has it all figured out.  How perfect, thanks for sharing

[gruffalo]

Gosh paul, that was so insensitive of you 

Ok, ive had a few too many, so know wise words of The gruff here. However, yes that was not nice of you just expecting sex. but i have to say, it does work both ways and you proved a very good point that women have just a bad problem as men do. im better on the whole 'searching for more than sex in a women' thing, but they need to play down the shopping. im not justifying either of your cases, because they were both just as bad. I am making an unbias opinion here, and i am pointing out that both acts, from you and the female, were bad. Women need to identify their shopping problem just as much as men need to identify the sex problem.

I have to say though, you proved a good point there.

Gruff

man i waffle too much.

[cherrysoda]

EDIT: Changed my mind. Maybe this wasn't the most suitable of things to post.

ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH-but those are the best posts!  *whatateasewhatatease*

[gruffalo]

it was suitable, as it showed weaknesses in both sexes.

[bernhard]

Oh dear! the original tale was deleted ! (Not very brave of you, e60m5 )

So, here is a true tale of true male bravery (what could be braver than that?)

This guy arrives home in the early hours in the morning. He is drunk,  and covered in lipstick after a night out with his mates.

As he gets home, he finds his wife waiting for him on the doorstep. She is looking very unhappy and has a broom in her hands.

He gives her a long look and asks in a drunken voice:

“Are you going to sweep, or are you going to fly?”

 

Best wishes,
Bernhard.

[tds]

EDIT: Changed my mind. Maybe this wasn't the most suitable of things to post.

the tale of a chicken...

[stevie]

women are wonderful 

vaginas are tremendous!!

[tds]

eerrrrr....

[stevie]

errr...? what?

if it wasnt for one i wouldnt exist....theyre tremendous! its true, accept it!

[tds]

if it wasnt for one i wouldnt exist....theyre tremendous! its true, accept it!

that is saying that you are tremendous....

and you want me to accept it? ....

hehe....ok, for the love of another existance of a human being.