egg rolls are my favorite. i pile up on egg rolls and minimize too much sweet adn sour. love rice, too. chinese food is healthy usually, right! so you can eat a lot and not get fat.
nope; you may think like that because Chinese are stereotypically thin. Well, that's because they are traditionally
poor and through physical labor and long hours, work off every molecule of glucose they can get; give rich Americans such carbohydrate-rich foods like rice and noodles, and theyll eat too much of it and just sit on their ass to let it all fill out. Buddha is so fat because he's rich! In old China, you had to be rich to be fat. In north america, it's the opposite; poor people are fat. now how does that work??

Many pieces of Chinese culture come out of the fact that the place was so poor; for example, those white teacups without the handles were originally designed to warm up the hands, in the absence of central heating.
oh, and maybe you should try some
real chinese food (not just western) like Bean-Curd jelly (tastes like Playdough), fish head soup (with eyeballs

) and that nasty Chinese New Year dessert made with 'Glutenous Rice Roll' (tastes and feels like snot), before making a true judgement of Chinese Food. Things are not always as they seem..
i didn't know they had chinese buffets until a friend down the street who happens to be chinese asked me if i wanted to go to one. it was fantastic. the service was unexpected, too - as they still bring drinks to the table - but you get your food yourself.
yeah, that's how any kind of buffet is like..