Just had to try didnt you 
nope coz it's physically impossible.
unless you're a contortionist

something funny?.....ahm...from the classic coming to America
Hairdresser - "You must be out of your god-dam mind, Joe Lewis the greatest boxer that ever lived! I’ll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cashius Cley, he badder than Sugar Ray, he badder than who that ‘you’ who’s that new boy - Mike Tyson, look like a bulldog! He badder than him to. He woulda whipped Mike Tyson’s arse, he whip all their arses!"
White Guy" What about Rocky Marciano?"
Hairdresser "Oh, there they go, there they go, Every time I start talking about boxing, a white men gotta pull Rocky Marciano out there arse (can't understand this bit). . . Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano, let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good but compared to Joe Lewis, Rock Marciano aint Sh*t!"
White Guy "He beat Joe Lewis' arse"
Black guy "That's right, He did whip Joe Lewis' arse"
Haridresser "Joe Lewis was 75 yrs old whan he fought"
Black Guy "I don't know how old he was but he got an arse whipping" Hairdresser "Joe Lewis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, the man was 76 yrs old. Joe Lewis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in and sat down in this chair and I said Frank, you hang out with Joe Lewis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Lewis? you know what Frank told me, he said, Hey, Joe Lewis 137yrs old, 137 years old!"
Other Black guy" Oh man, you aint never meet’n no Frank Sinatra" Haridresser" F**k you F**k you and F**k you . . . who's next?