What are you eating right now ?

[quacker]

Roasted duck rice..

[ahinton]

Some egg substitute scrambled with two little meatless sausage rounds and half a slice of Havarti cheese melted on top, two small pieces of multigrain toast with butter, my morning coffee and some iced water. mmmm.

Egg SUBSTITUTE? Are you allergic to the real thing, by chance?...

Best,

Alistair

[m19834]

Egg SUBSTITUTE? Are you allergic to the real thing, by chance?...

Best,

Alistair

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

*becomes a tornado and twirls around Alistair*

One question for you, Alistair.  Are YOU the real thing ??  hmmmm ??

*twirls away*

[ahinton]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

*becomes a tornado and twirls around Alistair*

One question for you, Alistair.  Are YOU the real thing ??  hmmmm ??

*twirls away*

OK. One at a time. So, your answser reveals beyond any apparent doubt that you are not allergic to real eggs - so I ask again why you consume egg substitute. Am I "the real thing"? Well, I'm no egg, that's for sure. And I'm no substitute either - for anything of which I am aware, egg or otherwise. While I await your response to this (if any) I'll calmly observe suchever tornado twirling around as I may note...

Best,

Alistair

[m19834]

so I ask again why you consume egg substitute.

I did not realize you had asked already .  Anyhoo, I don't know, sometimes I trick myself into thinking I just want that instead, as though I like it or something.  But, it's not as good for several reasons. 

Am I "the real thing"?

 

And I'm no substitute either - for anything of which I am aware, egg or otherwise.

 

While I await your response to this (if any) I'll calmly observe suchever tornado twirling around as I may note...

Best,

Alistair

I suppose you ought to at least observe quickly then, whether it be calm or not :whistles:

[ahinton]

I did not realize you had asked already .

Yes; first by implication, then directly.

Anyhoo, I don't know, sometimes I trick myself into thinking I just want that instead, as though I like it or something.

I cannot help but be curious as to why you choose to do that from time to time...

But, it's not as good for several reasons. 

I should imagine that the difference may well be almost as immense as that between muzak and music.

I suppose you ought to at least observe quickly then, whether it be calm or not :whistles:

Insofar as tornados customarily do not twirl around for very long, I suppose that you must be right...(!)

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Ditzy bird meets professor pat pending.

Thal

[ahinton]

Ditzy bird meets professor pat pending.

Thal

Who is Professor Pat and why is he (or she) pending? Just curious...

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

I cannot cope with the possibility that you have never seen the "Wacky Racers"

Thal

[m19834]

I cannot help but be curious as to why you choose to do that from time to time...


Best,

Alistair

uh(t) ohh, am I in some kind of trouble ? 

[dnephi]

Tuna: pack 4 of the day.

[morningstar]

Fish and chips

[ahinton]

uh(t) ohh, am I in some kind of trouble ? 

Karli, I have not the faintest idea...(!)

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

I cannot cope with the possibility that you have never seen the "Wacky Racers"

Thal

Then you should develop abit more resilience, old chap! (and perhaps even consider one of those specialist body rebuilds in for which they apparently go...)

Best,

Alistair

[m19834]

Karli, I have not the faintest idea...(!)

Best,

Alistair

Why not ?

[thalbergmad]

uh(t) ohh, am I in some kind of trouble ? 

Only in as much as you will be pelted with long words.

Thal

[ahinton]

Why not ?

Because the idea that you might be in any sort of trouble had not and does not occur to me.

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

Only in as much as you will be pelted with long words.

Thal

By whom? You? Not me, it would appear, since the longest word in my response - "faintest" - contains three fewer letters than does "thalbergmad"...

Best,

Alistair

[m19834]

Well, I am not eating it yet, but I will tell ya' what's cookin' good lookin' --

I call it "Three vegetable tofu lasangne yum"

In a 13x9 baking dish :

Olive oil
One layer thinly sliced (length-wise) eggplant
One layer of filling
One layer of thinly sliced (length-wise) yellow zuccinni
Second layer of filling
Topped with a layer of sliced mushrooms
Marinara sauce


The filling consists of (all mixed together) :

1 block firm tofu
1 carton of cottage cheese
chopped fresh basil
minced garlic
sun-dried tomatoes
loads of parmesan cheese
2 eggs


bye bye !

[concerto_love]

I eat my book... *crunch* hey, it's quite delicious... 

[thalbergmad]

I az invented a new dish called "Naan Splat".

Here is what you do......

You take 2 garlic naan breads and put them in the microwave for 1 minute. Whilst they are still piping hot, you put half pound of English cheddar in between them and then sit on it for 1 minute.

Then you sprinkle the top with porky scratchings and serve immediately.

This tastes better with a pint of Dr Pepper.

I invented this last week when i had to cook for myself.

I own all copyrights on this recipe and it must not be reproduced without my permission.

Thal

PS Farrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[m19834]

Well, I am very unfortunately not eating a thing at the time, though I am very hungry.  I have been hungry all day... and only more hungrier and more hungrier as the day went along.  I think by tomorrow I will be simply ravenous.  I am thinking about munching on a bit of kulintangan.

[ahinton]

I az invented a new dish called "Naan Splat".

Here is what you do......

You take 2 garlic naan breads and put them in the microwave for 1 minute. Whilst they are still piping hot, you put half pound of English cheddar in between them and then sit on it for 1 minute.

Then you sprinkle the top with porky scratchings and serve immediately.

This tastes better with a pint of Dr Pepper.

I invented this last week when i had to cook for myself.

Then all of us who value your continued life can only hope that you are never again placed in a position where you have to cook for yourself.

I own all copyrights on this recipe and it must not be reproduced without my permission.

Having only just seen this - er - shall we say somewhat sub-Madhur-Jaffreyesque "recipé", I have to admit to no small difficulty in bringing myself to imagine that anyone would want to; inded, I think that you'd have to pay royalties to, rather than receive them from, anyone who reproduces that...

Best,

Alistair

[goldentone]

I just finished a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream with a side of chocolate chip cookies.

I am thinking about munching on a bit of kulintangan.

Kulintangan?  Hmmmm. 

[csharp_minor]

Nothing...                                 yet

[csharp_minor]

piece of pork pie, Bovril on toast ( brown bread ).
Washed down with hot chocolate

[ilovemusik]

i'm eating CROUTONS. and i eat a whole bag of croutons every single day.

[m19834]

2 Jalapeno and Garlic stuffed green, greek olives.

*sooooooo goooood*

[tanman]

oatmeal and a cup of orange juice.

[liordavid]

Ambul Thiyal. It means sour fish curry in hindi. It is a delicious south indian dish. it has tamarind, onions garlic, chili powder, lemongrass, fennel, and curry powder all sauteed with tilapia.

[littletune]

Well I am eating chocolate spread now  just not spread on anything just with a spoon... but I am starting to feel a little sick because I've eaten like half of the glass already so I think I better stop now 

[thalbergmad]

I've eaten like half of the glass already

That is why you are feeling sick.

You are only supposed to eat the chocolate. Not the glass as well

I am eating a gigantic Thalburger.

Thal

[Bob]

Peanut butter.  Cause I'm too lazy to find anything else or go out and buy anything else.  Or too tired to. And there's nothing else to eat that looks good.

[littletune]

That is why you are feeling sick.

You are only supposed to eat the chocolate. Not the glass as well

Thal

NOOOO  Really?!!!!!! oops!  well I will try to remember that for next time!  thanks Thal   

[ahinton]

I am eating a gigantic Thalburger.

That is why you are probably feeling sick; consuming obscure 19th century composers of piano concertos is sheer dietary folly.

Best,

Alistair

[liordavid]

I am eating a gigantic Thalburger.

Thal
[/quote] I LOVE the name Thalburger  . What is a Thalburger anyway?

[Bob]

Baked potato with lots of extras.  Mmmmmm. *burp*

[littletune]

Eating ice cream of course!     

[thalbergmad]

I am eating a gigantic Thalburger.

Thal
 I LOVE the name Thalburger  . What is a Thalburger anyway?

Half a dozen beef burgers in a giant roll, with a slice of cheese between each one and covered in mayonaise.

Needs to be washed down with a few beers.

Thal

[tds]

Needs to be washed down with a few beers.

 

[Bob]

Salsa, chips, avocato, sour cream, olives, with cheese.

[go12_3]

CANDY  (yum!  yum!)  Although I DO wish for some dark Dove chocolates!   

[thalbergmad]

I am eating healthy and little at the moment as in training for the Oxford to Cambridge bike ride.

Thal

[ahinton]

I am eating healthy and little at the moment as in training for the Oxford to Cambridge bike ride.

Good for you! Do you feel any better for it? And, in order to respond to the thread title as it is, of what does this new healthy dietary régime consist and what have you cut out of your usual one to achieve it?

Best,

Alistair

[littletune]

Highland all butter shortbread fingers     

[littletune]

Today I am eating a cake    My mum made it yesterday for the beginning of my month!  But she had some problems with it yesterday and it was finished late in the evening (when I had already brushed my teeth) so I started eating it today!  and here is a picture of it!   
(it's a music cake of course  )

[littletune]

I am eating American apple cake now   

[littletune]

I am eating pancakes now     

[littletune]

And now we're going to eat my birthday cake soon!     
Well actually I'm not really even born yet  I'll be born I think in about two hours!    but I don't think we'll wait with the cake for so long! I wanna eat it now! 

[thalbergmad]

Gigantic roast tonight.

About 3 tons of beef with roast potatos, yorkshire puddings, carrots, runner beans, spinach, lashed with french mustard and washed down with half a dozen tins of Stella.

BBUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP

Thal