Well, Soliloquy might say something like,
"I would recommend ____ by Chopin, but clearly you're an "incompetant" pianist so I guess you're too stupid to learn it. Oh well. Why even bother wasting my time with morons like you. Cockslap."
You compose? That's awesome! I want to see/hear a sample of your compositions. I myself am working on a four movement sonata in B flat minor (go figure) with each movement representing a new pianistic paradigm, such as the subtle complexity of Schubert, the contrapuntal intellectualism of Bach and Brahms and Beethoven, the virtuosic romanticism of Liszt and the textural beauty of Rachmaninoff and Medtner, with a cadenza a la Sorabji...
~Max~
PS I think Alistair knows about this work...
Ah, I see, for I have been lurking around in many very argumentative posts lately.
Here's a partial list of what I've composed:
Dance for String Quartet in C# minor (of which there's a MIDI floating arond this forum somewhere. Search for it, if you like.)
Sonata in B minor for Piano and Cello:
I. Adagio-Allegro maestoso
II. Scherzando.
III. Andante dolente.
IV. Largo- Agitato, alla giga.
Variations on an Original 'Arietta' Theme in G minor
Polonaise in C# minor
Tartanella in C# minor for 2 pianos
And, my unfinished pride and joy,
Concerto No.1 in F minor for Piano and Orchestra (3 mvts.)- the 1st mvt. is finished, and I've got to write the second because my high school (read: former HS- I just graduated) symphony orchestra is actually going to PERFORM it (meaning just the second mvt.)- with yours truly as the soloist!
Phil