Okay, I've had enough of this. Everyone talks about Lang Lang, but I think Alexander Toradze is the King of Grimacing. I remember seeing him play the Prokofiev 3rd at the Proms a few years ago, and I'd never seen anything like it - turning bright red, sweat dripping off the end of his nose like a dripping tap, lifting off the piano stool when playing loud chords, and grimacing like a six-month-old baby sucking on a lemon. Is Toradze King? Or is it Lang Lang? Or is it someone else? (Classical pianinsts only, so no Keith Jarrett).