Thou Shalt Speakest in Archaic English

[invictious]

Go, let's make a thread where we all talk in archaic english.

I willl start off:

Hast thou eatest thy supper?

[dnephi]

Hazt thou eaten thy zupper with proper dignity and charisma befitting someone of your ztanding in da community?   

[chopinisque]

Indeed, friend.  The victuals were most satisfying.

[musik_man]

Geoffrey Chaucer hath a blog
https://houseoffame.blogspot.com/

 

[dnephi]

Go, let's make a thread where we all talk in archaic english.

I willl start off:

Hast thou eatest thy supper?

Knowezt thou dat you zhould have zaid "eaten" and not "Eatezt"?

[mikey6]

Hazt thou eaten thy zupper with proper dignity and charisma befitting someone of your ztanding in da community?   

That be almost da talk of da sdc community

[dnephi]

That be almost da talk of da sdc community

Woe is me for I is dizcovered.  Juzt fun, Methinkz, to zpeak SDC and Middle Englizh at da zame time.    You zee, middle englizh developed into our language, and ZDC decayed from our language.  Zo we are ztill in "da nurzery".

[arensky]

O holy Wunder, thou smiteth all toil and travail whilst thou fliest like the zephyr on high. Thy digits fleet doth difficulty disperse, and carrieth us to heights and speeds unknoweth by man. We hail thee , O holy Wunder.   

                                       

[Mozartian]

Woe is me for I is dizcovered.  Juzt fun, Methinkz, to zpeak SDC and Middle Englizh at da zame time.    You zee, middle englizh developed into our language, and ZDC decayed from our language.  Zo we are ztill in "da nurzery".

HAHA

Oh great peoples, hear dnephi! For it is a most true and sad fact that this aforesaid SDC language is indeed- alas that it be so! a most foully developed form of our own native tongue, the tongue which we all love most deeply! Alack, that it be so defiled by such vulgar speech! Mine own heart is moved to greatest anger at the most dreadful thought of this destruction of our mother tongue, and the angels weep for it.

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[pianistimo]

alack? 

now what does it mean to 'cleave?'  i thought that meant chop up.   

[pianowelsh]

In truth Ye art all cringeworthy!

[invictious]

I pleadeth ye, spell properly.
It's an english thread, the SDC english is just the thing that gets on my nerves, leave!!

[dnephi]

alack? 

now what does it mean to 'cleave?'  i thought that meant chop up.   

As thou desirest.

Cleave ist one of the few words which hast two definitions which are antonyms-cleave unto something is to hold tightly to it.  Cleave something is to cut it in half.  Funny, ist it not?  I apologize for my abhorrent language.