the stupidest youtube comments ever

[elevateme]

oh my god browsing piano videos on youtube people talk such b ollocks.
here are some of my favourites:

on rite of spring solo piano transcr. - "I heard it with an orchestra on a cd"

on kissin's campanella -
"does he not use pedal? :S"

"Why does he say 'Paganini, Liszt, La Campanella?' Wasn't this piece composed by Liszt?"

"I'm sorry? Me no speak English either."

on lang lang's liebstraume -

"anyone else think Lang Lang creamed his pants during this?"

[rob47]

no the stupidest comments are from random big headed snobs who are always talking crap about how this and this isn;t musical, too bad all these wrong notes ruin the performance etc.

the best is ariel (that arielpiano user here) playing cat and mouse some douchebag says

"at 9 he's not showing enough musicality or maturity he's never going to make it as a pianist" just what the hell...that made me peevd. like ariel even gives a *** at his age


let me find the link its really ridiuclous....

[rob47]

and here is the exact comment i paraphrased

 kausikanr   (3 months ago)
he doesn't really seem to care about or enjoy the piece, hence maybe all the wrong notes, and so i didn't really enjoy it myself. and a lot of the passagework is quite pianistic and deceptively easy. despite his fantastic technique, i don't think he will make it, as most successful pianists display unusual maturity and musicality at this age. besides, i know lots of people who played scherzo humoristique - cat and mouse - around this age.

  "WHO ARE YOU KAUSIKANR?!?!? WHAT ABOUT TEH TMILLIONS OF RIGHT NOTES? HE"S A KID WWWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

indeed.

although col. sanders in the front row needs to stop being so fidgety

[brewtality]

and here is the exact comment i paraphrased

 kausikanr   (3 months ago)
he doesn't really seem to care about or enjoy the piece, hence maybe all the wrong notes, and so i didn't really enjoy it myself. and a lot of the passagework is quite pianistic and deceptively easy. despite his fantastic technique, i don't think he will make it, as most successful pianists display unusual maturity and musicality at this age. besides, i know lots of people who played scherzo humoristique - cat and mouse - around this age.

  "WHO ARE YOU KAUSIKANR?!?!? WHAT ABOUT TEH TMILLIONS OF RIGHT NOTES? HE"S A KID WWWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

indeed.

although col. sanders in the front row needs to stop being so fidgety

I agree, the snobs are freaking annoying. Btw I shall attempt a Rob47. lets see if this works.

apparently not, how can I delete my account?

[mephisto]

While I have nothing negative to say about that kid(he played great), but why on earth does he sit like that? Not that  I would ever put this commnet on you tube.

[infectedmushroom]

A lot of comments on YouTube are sarcasm, but yeah, sometimes people really put stupid comments on YouTube.

[chromatickler]

" ...she covered it very well. If you had uploaded the entire performance and didnt say anything about a *** up then no one would notice."

 

[jakev2.0]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is BAZICALLY, DA MOZ LEGENDARY VID EVAH ZINCE DA FOUNDIN OF DA SDC

to give background on this sheet:

this genius combo cummah aftah an inzanely moizt 27/2 noct. wiz cold fingahz the true god juz randomly unleazh this sheet. fo zhor i wudnt want to be da pantiez on da 90yr old jurahz.

n randomly:

da zepp wuz 1 of only 2 sdc membahz to witnezz this celeztial event on live ztreamin vid, true"

[mad_max2024]

uh?

[elias89]

I love this one: "The Guy rocks, but the orchestra is a piece of sh*t."

(comment on Sean Bennet's Rach 3 performance at the age of 14)

[andersand]

Youtube is a FANTASTIC way to share your music and see what people thinks. It's also great when you are about to learn a new piece and want to hear how other people are playing it. Of courser there will always be jerks around, but hey.

The other day I saw this video with a school orchestra playing Gymnopedie 1 (Satie). The comments was great, about how painful it was to listen to an how they were thinking "suicide".... But I have to admit that it was really, really, painful :-)

[jonze701]

i like the comment to a video by orcastra version of rhapsody in blue. "hmm i cant see why it is called blues?!, it dosent sound like normal blues"

[danny elfboy]

no the stupidest comments are from random big headed snobs who are always talking crap about how this and this isn;t musical, too bad all these wrong notes ruin the performance etc.

the best is ariel (that arielpiano user here) playing cat and mouse some douchebag says

"at 9 he's not showing enough musicality or maturity he's never going to make it as a pianist" just what the hell...that made me peevd. like ariel even gives a *** at his age


let me find the link its really ridiuclous....

I agree with you. Snob pompous idiots comments are the comment I hate the most.
Judging is flawed per se, even smaller judgements ... let alone such absolete moronic judgements. I actually don't find his musicality bad at all. And he plays violin too 
I didn't know Ariel was an hebrew male name.

[counterpoint]

Just found on youtube:

AWESOME!!! oh god, now i can say ive see eevrything...O_O



It was to the comment to what...?



Rachel plays Czerny etude op.849 No.23   

[ramibarniv]

...I didn't know Ariel was an hebrew male name...

Now-a-days it is also a Hebrew female name.
Regards,
Rami
https://www.youtube.com/user/barniv
https://ramisrhapsody.tripod.com/

[tradge]

Oh, this guy takes the buscuit!! :

Yundi Li - La Campanella

"farsta1   (2 weeks ago)
At 15 and still can´t play it? Maybe you should quit playing! I learned it at the age of 7. And it´s far away from being one of the hardest pieces to play,not even close. Don´t I know what music or piano is? I started playing late,I had already turned 3 when I started, Today I hold a professors title at one of the finest music universities in the world!"

arrogant or what???