Ah - let me count the ways - I mean let me think of some...
"Good Christian men read Joyce?"...(mm - can't remember how that goes)
"How far is it to Bethnal Green?"…(well, if I knew my London Underground better, I might be able to - er...)
"Angelis from the realms of commerce,
Wing your CDs for all they’re worth"…(no - this isn't working...)
Ah - here we go...
"In the Blair midwinter
Cameron still moans;
He stands hard as rusted iron
Outwith Waterstones.
Confidence had fallen
Low and yet more low
In the Brown midwinter –
Time for Dave to go.
(notes for non-UK readers:
1. "Cameron" is leader of the opposition to the party in government - or so he believes
2. "Waterstones" is a famous UK chain of booksellers
3. "Brown" = Gordon Brown, currently UK Chancellor of the Exchequer but hopeful and intended President-of-Greater-Europe-in-waiting
4. "Dave" is the aforementioned "Cameron"'s forename.)
"It came up on a midnight clear
Th’inglorious siren of old
The cop car traps the driver as
He imbibes some Scottish gold.
P’lice on this earth show ill to men
For their incessant drink
“Breathe in this bag – then you I’ll drag
Down to the nearest clink”.
(notes for non-UK readers:
1. "Scottish gold" = whisky
2. "Clink" is old colloquial for prison)
"Oh little town of Birmingham
How sad we see thee lie!
Above thy thick and noxious smog
The silent stars go by.
Yet in the dank streets shineth
The everlasting lights,
Polluting skies, so Brummie eyes
Will never see clear nights…"
(notes for non-UK readers:
1. "Birmingham" is a well known village in the West Midlands area of England
2. "Brummie" is a colloquial term for a resident of Birmingham)
OK - over to someone else now. Come on, pianistimo, it's your turn next...
Best,
Alistair