ah.... ahh....

[a_speaker]

AAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!O!!!!!!!!!


COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  ACHOO! COUGH  COUGH HACK!  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  SNIFFCOUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
ACHOO! COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
SNIFF
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  ACHOO! COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  HACK! COUGH  COUGH 
HACK! SNIFF
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  HACK! COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
HACK!
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
SNIFF
ACHOO!
COUGH  COUGH  HACK! COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  HACK! COUGH  SNIFFCOUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH  COUGH 
ACHOO!
BLOWS NOSE










 

[rc]

There's one of 'em at every show.  My favorite is the loud breather, where you can hear 'em huffin' and wheezin' from three rows back...  but how do you write those sound effects?

[rach n bach]

Welcome *Achoo!* to the *cough* 88st forums! *Achoo!*

Rn *hack* B

[Bob]

  


(Bob holds breath, quickly puts on hazmat suit (however it's spelled) and leaves)

RC and Rach n Bach have been infected.  Sorry guys.  You'll have to stay here.  Otherwise, you might end up like Pocorina.

Check that name.   I thought there was something weird about it.


(Bob, with breath sounds like Darth Vadar, seals off the area.)

[Bob]

https://test.denverpost.com/rockies/ci_6078643

"The patient, Andrew Speaker, 31, of Atlanta..."

[pianistimo]

what i thought a mite odd is that his father-in-law works for the CDC.  his new wife doesn't seem worried - what with the full face mask.  must make kissing a little easier. ?  bummer in any case. 

[Bob]

Uh-oh.  You're containmented now too Pianistimo. 

(sucks breath through air-cleansing machine)

Failed to take precautions.

Along with the other 46 people were viewed this thread. 

(sucks breath through air-cleansing machine)

46 unknown people.  Out there spreading the germ around.

(sucks breath through air-cleansing machine)


(goes back into bubble enclosure)

[rach n bach]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maul]

The evolution of possibility is the equation of both thought vs connectivity.

[desordre]

 Dear Bob:

(...)
(Bob, with breath sounds like Darth Vadar, seals off the area.)

 I don't know the kind of freak weirdo that you are, but thanks a lot for your posts!
 
 Best wi***cough***shes!

[Bob]

You're all going to have to stay on the forum in this thread.  Everybody who's not entering already wearing a mask must be quarantined.

I knew this hazmat suit would pay off someday.  And they all laughed when they saw it...

[rach n bach]

Bob, we're still laughing... you look like a freak from a horror movie with that thing on. 

[Bob]

I went with the classic banana yellow.

Sometimes, no one will help me zip the back up, so it stays open like a hospital gown.  I suppose that's bad.

[desordre]

 Dear Bob:
 Why don't you wear this hazmat in a recital? Of course, you must take the gloves off, but the rest is perfect! And a yellow grand piano would fit the stage. Ask Steinway: they would be enchanted for sure!
 Best wishes!

[rc]

Ach... *couch*

They told me it was dang..*cough* dangerous out here.

You should *wheeeeeeze* hook me up with one of those suits Bob.

- porc

*fart*

[Bob]

Don't fart inside the suit.  That's not good since it's all zipped up and airtight.


No.  Gloves stay on.  I will consider a tie though for the performance.  Black and yellow are a good color combination, like a big yellow bumblebee.

[jlh]

Loud breathers are one thing... loud snorers are worse!

Was at a competition a few months ago and while one of the competitors was playing, there was a LOUD snorer disrupting the performance...