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Offline thalbergmad

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Wolfi the woman competition
on: June 29, 2007, 11:07:40 PM


This particular member could do with a makeover.

Earrings, lipstick, hairdo, false eyelashes, do your worst.

I am gonna have a go, but photoshop is new to me.

Good luck.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 11:49:20 PM



lol i could have gone more in depth but i wanted to be the first one to post.

i gave him the german look


EDIT: can you do an imbetter competition next  :D
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 11:54:57 PM
When's the deadline for submitting entries?
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #3 on: June 30, 2007, 12:13:58 AM
Okay, I am just using Windows paint, but I spent a bit of time on this and I think it's quality  ;D :


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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #4 on: June 30, 2007, 12:18:01 AM
When's the deadline for submitting entries?

Wednesday Midnight GMT.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #5 on: June 30, 2007, 12:19:17 AM
Okay, I am just using Windows paint, but I spent a bit of time on this and I think it's quality  ;D :




m1469, that is just brilliant.

I hope these threads are not distracting you from pratice.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #6 on: June 30, 2007, 03:05:34 AM
And something a little more subtle (complete with beauty mark and all  8) ).




Actually, this IS distracting me from my practicing, but I have needed a mellower day today and so I have taken it.
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #7 on: June 30, 2007, 04:39:57 AM
Lol m1469 I got already 10 pms from our homosexual fellow forumers, who feel attracted by your Wolfi v.2,1 ;D ;D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #8 on: June 30, 2007, 07:20:45 AM
Haha, very humourous.

If anyone actually did that with one of my pictures(hopefully thal has not seen mine in the pictures thread yet), I would kill him.

lol, anyway.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #9 on: June 30, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
pianowolfi is all man.  i for one would rather see him strike a bicycling pose than be glammed.  what would his girlfriend say now?  *gives him idea to send second pic to ex.

ps the beauty mark was an unusual touch, mayla.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #10 on: June 30, 2007, 09:01:56 AM
The internet is a dangerous place...    ::)   :D
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #11 on: June 30, 2007, 09:16:44 AM
pianowolfi is all man.  i for one would rather see him strike a bicycling pose than be glammed.
Maybe I'll post something soon...

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  what would his girlfriend say now?  *gives him idea to send second pic to ex.

lol, somehow; but I don't do that, I have quite a different sort of humour, you know :P Plus, we are good friends.
Well and if I ever have a girlfriend again she just needs to live with this picture on the wall mmmmmmuuuuuuaaaahhhahaha!!!! ;D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #12 on: June 30, 2007, 09:55:20 AM
hopefully thal has not seen mine in the pictures thread yet

I have, but i could do with a better one.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #13 on: June 30, 2007, 12:20:39 PM
Haha, very humourous.

If anyone actually did that with one of my pictures(hopefully thal has not seen mine in the pictures thread yet), I would kill him.

lol, anyway.

ihatepop

ya same here





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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #14 on: June 30, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
Wolfi only please oh great 12 year old genius.

ihatepop might be next week.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #15 on: June 30, 2007, 12:46:39 PM
me wants to be next
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #16 on: June 30, 2007, 01:17:15 PM

"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #17 on: June 30, 2007, 01:45:42 PM
errrrrrrrrrrrrr, very good nicco.

A lot of work must have gone into that ;D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #18 on: June 30, 2007, 08:08:26 PM
What's up people, you are disappointing me. Okay m1469's contributions are admittedly hard to top and niccos smiley is almost as big as my smile when I finally sit in the plane towards vacation on Monday, but, pleeeeeease i'd like to see more works of art :D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #19 on: June 30, 2007, 10:01:28 PM
I wonder who it is...

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #20 on: June 30, 2007, 10:23:03 PM
Rofl ;D yes I sometimes wonder too.... ;D ;D ;D

Good one 8); though, not really female :P ;D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #21 on: June 30, 2007, 10:46:58 PM
Okay, at this rate I am gettin' the Thalburgers, no doubt  8).


*fasts until the competition closes*


I find it interesting that the guys were so willing to moustache and muscle me but are so *unwilling* to feminize Wolfi ... hmmmm

*wonders what that means*
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #22 on: June 30, 2007, 11:38:51 PM
ya same here







That actually looks like the scary clown from the SAW movies... :o
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #23 on: July 01, 2007, 12:04:14 AM

I find it interesting that the guys were so willing to moustache and muscle me but are so *unwilling* to feminize Wolfi ... hmmmm

Perhaps, you are easier to convert to man than he is to woman?

I would not read too much into it. You make a great bloke.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #24 on: July 01, 2007, 12:49:25 AM
Wow, what a great burn, Thal.  :'(  You have managed to have me doubting my entire femininity and sexuality with a single thread and comment such as the above  :'( ;)

*applauds wildly*

Who am I  ???  Will I *ever* know  ???

*wanders aimlessly through the streets, looking for a BIG, good, handsome chocolate*


8)
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #25 on: July 01, 2007, 01:39:43 AM
Hey.   Just adding a musctache is one thing.  Completely redoing someone is another.

(Has new respect for the MS Paint program now though.)
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #26 on: July 01, 2007, 01:44:09 AM
Could something like this be done with music?  Like a motive and each person makes their own thing from that?  "Thing" being a highly technical musiciological term.
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #27 on: July 01, 2007, 01:50:08 AM
Hey.   Just adding a musctache is one thing.  Completely redoing someone is another.

(Has new respect for the MS Paint program now though.)

eh hem... what are you doing here ?  ;D  (*thinks that Bob may be following her*)

by the by, this here :

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,25631.msg291341.html#msg291341

is NOT "just adding a moustache" but rather falls under the "completely redoing someone" category.  Also, Thal indicated that wolfi needed a complete makeover, so I added a new shirt and so on.  Also, my second one is a lot more subtle.  Anyway, if Wolfi wants them gone, I will make them disappear  8).

And, I will attribute that new respect for the MS Paint program to my awesome (new) MS Painting skills, thank you very much.


*should'a been an MS painter*  :'(
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #28 on: July 01, 2007, 01:52:21 AM
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #29 on: July 01, 2007, 02:45:35 AM
It's not impossible.  People could post with a recording or in music notation.

And I am not following you around.
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #30 on: July 01, 2007, 04:53:29 AM
You aren't?
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #31 on: July 01, 2007, 05:50:57 AM
subtle.  Anyway, if Wolfi wants them gone, I will make them disappear  8).


NOOO let them here! They're genius. 8) Respec da MS painter.

Btw @opus: It should say either "Der Geschlechtgott" Or "Die Geschlechtg๖ttin"

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #32 on: July 01, 2007, 06:09:38 AM
I'm not following that I'm aware of.  I do tend to click on some people's posts more than others.  A m1469 thread would probably be worth reading.
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #33 on: July 01, 2007, 09:38:37 AM
Wow, what a great burn, Thal.  :'(  You have managed to have me doubting my entire femininity and sexuality with a single thread and comment such as the above  :'( ;)

*applauds wildly*

Who am I  ???  Will I *ever* know  ???

*wanders aimlessly through the streets, looking for a BIG, good, handsome chocolate*


8)

What i meant to say is you would still look beautiful whatever we did to your picture.

Wolfi on the other hand............................................. ;D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #34 on: July 01, 2007, 11:40:30 AM


I is pretty crap at this.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #35 on: July 01, 2007, 01:55:27 PM
Btw @opus: It should say either "Der Geschlechtgott" Or "Die Geschlechtg๖ttin"
'preciatd 8)
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #36 on: July 01, 2007, 07:27:06 PM
Wolfi the drag queen

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #37 on: July 01, 2007, 08:07:43 PM
Very cool anodibu ;D Rezpec!

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #38 on: July 01, 2007, 09:11:19 PM




Wolfi.... a devilish fellow. ;D
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #39 on: July 01, 2007, 09:15:20 PM
The pic won't open in Paint, so I cannot edit it.  :-\

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #40 on: July 01, 2007, 10:20:22 PM
Slightly worrying and amusing, but you have not made him into a woman.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #41 on: July 01, 2007, 10:38:24 PM
Slightly worrying and amusing, but you have not made him into a woman.

Thal

Yes and if he did, everything would be the other way around, the crosses would be heads up and the pentagons also. *celebrates white-magical ritual to get the mephistophelic influence under control*  ;D

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #42 on: July 02, 2007, 01:49:12 AM
Some type of prize for anodibu for sure. 
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #43 on: July 02, 2007, 02:21:35 AM
Made a Liszt. Need new Handel's for Soler panel & Alkan foil. Will Faure Stein on the way to pick up Mendels' sohn. Josquin get Wolfgangs Schu with Clara. Gone Chopin, I'll be Bach

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #44 on: July 02, 2007, 02:53:09 AM
I propose.... putting two faces together... like on Conan O'Brian.  :D


Or...  a "What's Bernhard look like?" thread.
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #45 on: July 02, 2007, 03:52:23 AM
What i meant to say is you would still look beautiful whatever we did to your picture.

Yeah, that's right (!) you meant to say that  8).


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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #46 on: July 02, 2007, 04:12:58 AM
Or...  a "What's Bernhard look like?" thread.

I randomly recall discussion about theories of Bernhard in tight leather pants. 
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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #47 on: July 02, 2007, 04:50:02 PM


Laughed my bits off when i saw that.

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Re: Wolfi the woman competition
Reply #48 on: July 03, 2007, 05:42:07 AM
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Reply #49 on: July 03, 2007, 06:01:08 AM
my .02 cents...  ;D

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