So I got back from the 2,747th day out of school. My neighborhood is a mecca for rich, foreign tourists, so on the way home I made it a point to count how many people were speaking in a language other than English: 674,975 to be exact. All were very well dressed and carrying shopping bags that said "Ralph Lauren," "Chanel," "Coach," etc.
One person was carrying bags from "Condomania" and "The Pleasure Chest."
Some people have all the fun.
Tomorrow, I am going to count how many people are simultaneously using cellphones while they smoke, drink coffee, and walk their dogs.
Any one want to guess how many there will be? Winner gets a study date with "lau."