Tuberculosis is forcing me to leave

[shortyshort]

and why are you hmm..angry with me?

It is an angry young thing, is it not?

[Essyne]

Why must you say "go to hell" in French if you can say it in English?

Just say it in English and it's much more to the point.

Saves us non-trilingual people trouble as well. . . .

[lucylucy]

Why must you say "go to hell" in French if you can say it in English?

Just say it in English and it's much more to the point.

Saves us non-trilingual people trouble as well. . . .

it doesn't means "go to hell" it's something like that, but not that.
tds : sorry !!!

[Bob]

Anything you say in French has a little more bite to it.  If it's in Italian, it's more passionate.... and should probably be sung.

[Essyne]

what i meant was - then the non-french speakers could understand it immediately instead of having to go to online translations services

it gets a bit old. . . .

[thalbergmad]

Since ages he claims that I have cockoo clocks and I havent got any  

Of course you do, you live in Switzerland.

Everybody in Switzerland has lots of clocks and eats cheese with holes in it.

This is common knowledge.

Thal

[shortyshort]

Of course you do, you live in Switzerland.

Everybody in Switzerland has lots of clocks and eats cheese with holes in it.

This is common knowledge.

Thal

As is that all Germans wear leather shorts and drink vast amounts of beer whilst slapping each others behinds to March music

[s_bussotti]

Anything you say in French has a little more bite to it.  If it's in Italian, it's more passionate.... and should probably be sung.

Dovrei cantare, Bob? Parlate italiano?

[thalbergmad]

As is that all Germans wear leather shorts and drink vast amounts of beer whilst slapping each others behinds to March music

This is correct, I have been to Bavaria.

Thal

[Bob]

Dovrei cantare, Bob? Parlate italiano?

Um.... yep.  Yep, that's how it is. 

(Bob is not quite sure..... That means.... "I would have to sing Bob?  Speak Italian?")

[Bob]

Sto parlando italiano con molta passione!

Maintenant je parle français avec une petite morsure lui.  Oui, oui!



(I am speaking Italian with much passion.)
(Now I am speaking French with a little bite to it.  Yes, yes!)



Mais aucun peu petit sur le tapis.






(But no wee wee on the carpet.)

[s_bussotti]

Um.... yep.  Yep, that's how it is. 

(Bob is not quite sure..... That means.... "I would have to sing Bob?  Speak Italian?")

It means "Do I have to sing, Bob?  Do you speak Italian?"

[Bob]

(Bob sings.) 

Yes you do!  Yes you do!  Yes you do do, do do, doooo!


And no I don't!  No I don't!  No I don't don't, don't don't, dooooooon'T!

At least not yet. 

[pianochick93]

Everybody in Switzerland has lots of clocks and eats cheese with holes in it.

This is common knowledge.

Thal

Just like it's common knowledge that everyone in Australia rides to work/school on kangaroos. 

[wotgoplunk]

Just like it's common knowledge that everyone in Australia rides to work/school on kangaroos. 

And platypi for the young children.

All Canadian people do actually drink coffee and obsess over hockey. So that stereotype is true at least.

[thalbergmad]

Just like it's common knowledge that everyone in Australia rides to work/school on kangaroos. 

True, in addition, all the men are called Bruce, all the women Sheila, they all drink fosters and soap has not yet been imported.

Thal

[pianochick93]

And Vegemite is the national food, and Waltzing Matilda the national anthem (I wish)

[tds]

And Vegemite is the national food, and Waltzing Matilda the national anthem (I wish)

and "g'day, mate!" is the national greeting. u can hear people say it any time during the day or night.

[pianochick93]

and "g'day, mate!" is the national greeting. u can hear people say it any time during the day or night.

That one is actually true.

Barely anyone says 'Fair Dinkum' or 'True Blue' though.

[hyrst]

People used to say "fair dinkum" 20 years ago about as often as they say "g'day mate" these days.  But, personally, I find very few people say anything like that - definitely not in Tassie and not in Sydney, the two places I have lived.

I thought the international misconception was about Koala bears in all the trees, ready to drop onto passers by!

[pianochick93]

I thought the international misconception was about Koala bears in all the trees, ready to drop onto passers by!

It's not a misconception! They inhabit Adelaide.
https://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Adelaide#The_Drop_Bear_Invasion
https://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Drop_Bears

 

[tds]

"she'll be alright, mate" is the australian grand attitude 

[Bob]

(Bob wants a pet platypus now.)

[pianochick93]

(Bob wants a pet platypus now.)

(what about a pet drop bear)

[Bob]

Yeah, maybe one of those too.  And kangaroo, but a nice kangaroo. 

And I want all these creatures to live peacefully and be able to talk, just like a Disney world.  And what the heck, they could sing too while they're at it.  But not too much, not too much happy-happy sing.  That's just nuts.  That would be silly.

[pmz310]

i know it was yesterday that Mozartian died, but lets have a day of not posting on this thread to show reverence

[Bob]

(Bob is quiet and reverent but wonders if it's possible to see a copy of doctor's death certificate as proof.)

[chopininov]

uh..where did he live?

[pianochick93]

uh..where did he live?

*momentarily converting this to the 'what if' thread*
What if 'he' was indeed, a 'she'

[Bob]

(Bob shushes.) Shhhhhh!  Trying to be reverent here.   Mozartian is a girl.  So there's a dead girl on the forum now. 


(Bob watches where he steps.)



(Bob keeps in mind that "We're going to have to burn the carcass so no one catches TV" but decides not to say that yet.)

[Siberian Husky]

..................

i lawled pretty hard when i read this.

those were the days.


we are old now.

we is gunna die soon.

[tds]

welcome back old chap!

[shortyshort]

we are old now.

we is gunna die soon.

I'm first 

[Essyne]

*cough cough cough*

(Essyne bangs on chest in a rage of frustration)

. . . FEEL like I have tuberculosis  .

[Bob]

(quietly and nonchalantly moves in and puts a sticker on Mozartian's and now Essyne's pianos that says "Bob has first dibs on this piano") 

[pmz310]

ok, reverence is over,