Heart and Soul
I was curious about how a forum of accomplished pianists feel about people who "dabble" in piano music. By "dabble," I mean something along these lines:1. They don't own a piano and have no intention of getting one.2. They come to your house, your mom tells you to play something for their parents (who were dropping them off), you play, and they suddenly want to play exactly what you just played (which is a relatively easy Mozart sonata [K283 in G]).3. They plop down on the bench and ask you to teach them.4. Knowing your friend's inexperience in music, you decide to teach them an easier piece, something much shorter, less complex, etc.5. After a few minutes of repeating each little phrase from each hand over and over, they want to play the piece HT..[--this is where the "dabbler" part comes in. I have no problem with steps 1-5. I like teaching people music even though I probably shouldn't be.--]6. They try a maximum of 2 tries HT before they give up, usually because they can't get their hands to play on the same beat, resulting in eighths<-->triplets. [How I envy their ability..]7. Having given up, they decide to play what they 'already know,' like the first 3 measures of Fur Elise, the first 2 measures of the Moonlight Sonata, Heart and Soul, Chopsticks, The-Poundy-Black-Key-Knuckle-Piece, etc. And they play all of it completely and utterly wrong.Number seven is what really bothers me. Maybe I should be happy that they're interested in the piano at all, but it irks me when people see a piano (steps 2-6 are usually skipped) and then decide to butcher some of its greatest (or at least most popular) works.Should I be bothered? Or am I being unreasonable, stupid, and snobbish?Please opinionate.
O God, make it stop...
Ive even had to deal with morons who thought the piano "worked" by "pressing buttons".
That's nothing, one time in the hall of my school a kid was just strumming on a guitar in between classes and a kid in the class I was going to (I sat right next to him actually) told the kid to "stop playing that piano". I heard him say it, and I thought maybe he was joking so I asked him. Turns out he doesn't know the difference between the piano and the guitar!! WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!! I was so stunned to learn that he really didn't know the difference I just sort of chuckled. Of course his interest in music as confined entirely to rap which pretty much rots what little brains our society seems to have... oh well...-Tony-
Actually, H&S can be a lot of fun if you play it 4 hands with someone who knows how to play and invent variations.... Major, minor, modal modulate and do it somewhere else on the keyboard, switch roles.... that's always a fun game....
Well, I doubt that classical music sounds good played on big speakers outdoors. It probably would sound just like noise with all of the other noises around you. But, I'd stick around too... -Tony-
What bothers me more than that, though, is people who make requests at family get togethers. If I'm playing something, I'll often be interrupted, and they'll ask me to play "Claire de Lune." Then, I either drop what I'm doing and comply with their request, or look like a grump. I should be more tolerant, as they don't have much exposure to piano-but I can't help but view it as rude to talk to somebody who is playing the piano.
I know the feeling. Where do you think that "rolling knuckles" thing ever came from, anyway? I just thought of what would be mildly funny. Somebody should write a short, showy set of variations on the theme, and whenever somebody interrupts with the rolling knuckles, you can mock them and show how it's really done.
At least they ask you, rather than tell you. I was playing Liszt's Grand Galop Chromatique for some dumbass kids in my guitar class, and they kept telling me to play Heart and Soul, chopsticks, or they would, (in the middle of my playing) barge in and do the rolling knuckle sharps piece. Bastards!!donjuan
To tell you the truth, I hardly ever play any of the music so popular with those who don't really know what they're doing, i.e. first few bars of Fur Elise, first bit of Moonlight Sonata, first few bars of Claire de Lune, etc.
Is it in the key of F# or C#?
I don't either..I haven't done Claire de Lune yet (why all those flats? Those flats are intimidating me. I hate flats.), nor movements 2/3 of MLS, and I can't seem to memorize either Fur Elise or Adaigo Sostenuto of MLS. I plan on memorizing more pieces over the summer to build some shadow of a repertoire, though.
A lot of people have some form of objection to piano music, or so it seems to me
Me too! If the subject of music ever comes up in a conversation, and classical music is mentioned, It is usually followed by comments like "classical music sucks" or it's "gay". what?? The only reason classical music is considered that by the "common people" is because it started to dissappear from the mainstream some fifty or so years ago. And now-a-days if it isn't mainstream it isn't cool, hip, in or anything. No one ever pokes fun at me, but I hear comments like this often and it really pisses me off. I don't make fun of you for getting high and wanting to commit crimes because you listen to rap do I? Even though maybe I should, because you're just proving my point by being ignorant enough to say classical music sucks and it's stupid and so on. I know I may sometimes be hypocritical by saying that in my opinion rap sucks, but then again classical music doesn't make you want to rape, kill or steal either.My teacher has often talked to me about talking to the music teacher in my school about maybe doing a performance, but when I think about it all I think about is those stupid ass kids falling asleep in their chairs with their headphones on. Maybe I'm exaggerating a little but this is the way it is. I just don't get it. Oh well, I'm just ranting...-Tony-
DonJuan:I know the feeling, you don't need to feel like your high school is especially retarded though; they're all that way. I would suggest, however, that you refrain from calling them trailer trash. Not only is that rather derogatory, but I know doctor's kids who fit your stereotype perfectly, and also I know kids with unemployed parents who treat others with dignity and respect. I don't mean to be critical of what you, but just be careful.
how is chopsticks supposed to be concluded? I've usually just done a "C" octave three or four times at the end.
I always find it amusing that, living in the rural, farming community in which I do; it is often the farmers' children who try to dress as if they're from a New York gang.
I've often heard the knuckle thing end with these notes:c#,d,d#,e#,f#,f#,f#That usually gets all the drunken natives to depart for their own section of town, leaving the the better society to enjoy this fine music without having to mingle.
That usually gets all the drunken natives to depart for their own section of town, leaving the the better society to enjoy this fine music without having to mingle.