Slightly amusing...

[pianochick93]

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied....

[richard black]

I prefer Roger's Profanosaurus myself.

[thalbergmad]

Two trucks loaded with viagra were stolen last week.

The police are looking for a group of hardened criminals.

Thal

[ahinton]

Two trucks loaded with viagra were stolen last week.

The police are looking for a group of hardened criminals.

Last week? Oh, come on! That's SUCH an old joke! That said, the said police are now said to be inching forward in their quest for those criminals...

Best,

Alistair