I refuse to reveal my secrets to a "communist"
Full fetish gear - gimp suit, gas mask and gloves. Damn it's hard typing these posts....
Got your whip in the airing cupboard?
Airing cupboard? Why would I hide it away like that? It hangs ready in the hallway! Next to the handcuffs.
He probably uses this whip on sopranos.
has anyone a sense of humour around here?
Wrong way round, dear....
I've always though the Tenors have a suspicious look about them, you should punish them.
Of course not! Behave properly!
PS - is there any way someone can correct the spelling of the subject line? It offends me every time I look at it!
...then I take off my clothes