Somebody say something funny

[m19834]

Or at least attempt it .

Thanks

*points around like a stage director*

*bosses a few more people around*

*moves a prop just because she can*

*flings herself off the stage just to see what it feels like*

*bounces off every wall in existence*

*pinches really hard anybody who veiws this thread*

[m19834]

"And, I would like to thank my parents for bringing me into this world and raising me.  I would like to thank my teachers who have been there for me over the years and my friends, you know who you are, thanks.  And, all those other people... yeah."

*bows*

*dances*

*lights on fire*

*bursts into flames*

*hurls herself into a pool*

*shakes doggy's hand, foot, paw, whatever it is*

*screams*

*yells*

*hollers*

*moves the moon across the sky and forces the sun down to the horizon*

*shakes everybody.  WAKE UP!  WAKE UP EVERYBODY !!  WAKE UP!!*









Sorry !  Sorry about this thread and my posts in it !  But, I am kind of not that sorry, too.








*puts a straw hat on Bob and makes him walk around in it*

[iheartpiano]

word to yo mutha!

-Vanilla Ice

[aewanko]

You want us to tell a joke? Because mine aren't that funny.

[minor9th]

Sarah Palin.

[thalbergmad]

The woman has taken leave of her senses.

Thal

[pianowolfi]

wake up? Yaaaaawwwn. Is it really morning already? *looks around* It's raining. *goes back to bed*

[lostinidlewonder]

something funny

[shortyshort]

How's your moustache?

[concerto_love]

Nyaaaaaaaah? 

[pianochick93]

How's your moustache?

Growing nicely, thankyou very much.

[db05]

Okay, I'll try. School jokes, wholesome stuff.

Teacher says:

"You, you, you. The both of you! I want to see your parents tomorrow. Right now!"

"Okay, class. Form a straight circle! Arrange yourselves alphabetically by height!"


History class...
Teacher: Bob, who killed Magellan?
Bob: How would I know?  
Teacher:   You tell your father I want to see him tomorrow!

Bob comes home, talks to his dad.
Bob: Dad, teacher wants to see you tomorrow.
Dad: What's the problem now?
Bob: She asked me who killed Magellan. But I swear I don't know!! Did you kill Magellan, dad?  

[pianochick93]

How many apples in a bunch of grapes?

[m19834]

How's your moustache?

hee hee ... I kinda miss that thread ...

[newtinkle]

FAT PENGUIN


Hi.  Just wanted to break the ice   

[m19834]

*Pinches everybody who posted*

*bites them, too*

[db05]

*Pinches everybody who posted*

*bites them, too*

OUCH!! 

[tompilk]

OUCH!! 

please, can you not speak a little quieter?

[thalbergmad]

hee hee ... I kinda miss that thread ...

Was it not you that got it removed?

Thal

[m19834]

Was it not you that got it removed?

Thal

Yes, why yes it was  :-.

[morningstar]

purple monkey dishwasher.

[ahinton]

Sarah Palin.

Michael of that ilk is infinitely more entertaining and enlightening - and he has had a reputation for saying funny things, too...

Beast,

Alistair

[ahinton]

The woman has taken leave of her senses.

Thal

Sorabji once said that the great thing about changing one's mind is having one to change in the first place, on which basis it occurs to me to observe that one has similarly to have had senses in the first place if one is to take leave of them...

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Sorabji once said "bugger off i'm busy" when the postman rung.

Thal

[ahinton]

Sorabji once said "bugger off i'm busy" when the postman rung.

Thal

1. He didn't
2. It wouldn't have been particularly funny if he had.

Best,

Alistair

[quasimodo]

Sarah P. has great foreign policy credentials

[m19834]

one has similarly to have had senses in the first place if one is to take leave of them...

Best,

Alistair

eh-hem ...

Sincerely,
Monster Karli

[tompilk]

Something funny (some of you might know where this is from):
"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk shall countermand my trousers."

[thalbergmad]

1. He didn't
2. It wouldn't have been particularly funny if he had.

Well, he would have worded it differently.

"Hold your horses luvvy i'll be with in a mo, just putting on me face"

Thal

[ahinton]

Well, he would have worded it differently.

"Hold your horses luvvy i'll be with in a mo, just putting on me face"

Thal

You seem to assume that you know a whole lot more about the kinds of thing that Sorabji said, or might have said, than you actually or could possibly do; since you are wrong once again, why not accept this fact and leave it at that?

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

If he "batted for the other side", there is a distinct possibility that he spoke like that.

Thal

[lostinidlewonder]

What has two legs and bleeds? half a dog.

[ahinton]

If he "batted for the other side", there is a distinct possibility that he spoke like that.

Thal

For one thing, your suggestion simply "isn't cricket" (as they used to say in olde England) and, for another, whereas you have only "possibilities" to which to have recourse, I knew Sorabji well (which you did not) and can therefore confirm that he did not speak like that.

Best,

Alistair

[frigo]

(hungarian accent):

"Drop your pants, Sir William, I cannot wait untill lunch time!"
"If I say you have a beautifull body, would you hold him against me?
 

[thalbergmad]

I knew Sorabji well (which you did not) and can therefore confirm that he did not speak like that.

OK dukkie, lesson learned.

Ohh, chase me.

Thal

[ahinton]

OK dukkie,

Who is "dukkie"?

lesson learned.

Fine - though gentle and hopefully not impolite admonition, rather than teaching, was what I had in mind when I wrote as I did...

Ohh, chase me.

Thal

If that's intended to be any kind of invitation, I will not respond to it, for I have already invited you to visit The Sorabji Archive when you are on one of your Way-on-High pilgrimages, so I do not need to chase you or anyone else - but perhaps you meant "chasten" you, in which case I'd have to say that I try not to do that to anyone if I can help it...

Best,

Alistair