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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #50 on: January 01, 2009, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: G.W.K on January 01, 2009, 12:37:22 PM
I'm behaving...:D

pianochick: That weapon you mention...is it something like the ball-and-chain that bishops carry on a chess board?

According to db05: the term "morningstar" means that same as what the term "morninglory" means in my country (and I don't mean the flower). ;)

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Why would you want to behave in this thread? :o go nuts!
And yes it is similar but instead of a chain it has a metal bar attached that the user can grip it with.
Yeah still don't get that...
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #51 on: January 01, 2009, 06:57:46 PM
Quote from: morningstar on January 01, 2009, 01:16:00 PM
Yeah still don't get that...

LOL...I'm going to keep my thought innocent and assume you mean that you don't understand the term "morninglory". ;)

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #52 on: January 02, 2009, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: G.W.K on January 01, 2009, 12:37:22 PM
According to db05: the term "morningstar" means that same as what the term "morninglory" means in my country (and I don't mean the flower). ;)

I believe I made a mistake back then, and what you call "morningglory" isn't the same as I do. That's not really an innuendo, though.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #53 on: January 02, 2009, 02:14:03 AM
Quote from: G.W.K on January 01, 2009, 06:57:46 PM
LOL...I'm going to keep my thought innocent and assume you mean that you don't understand the term "morninglory". ;)

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You KNOW what I mean. Well I hope you know anyway.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #54 on: January 02, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
Quote from: morningstar on January 02, 2009, 02:14:03 AM
You KNOW what I mean. Well I hope you know anyway.

Oh my god...that is disgusting!  :o

I have NO interest in your anatomy functions, at all! So please don't tell us!

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #55 on: January 02, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: G.W.K on January 02, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
Oh my god...that is disgusting!  :o

I have NO interest in your anatomy functions, at all! So please don't tell us!

G.W.K
Oh wait...I replied to the wrong post! Arrrrgh!
Oh well. Enjoy.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #56 on: January 02, 2009, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: morningstar on January 02, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
Oh wait...I replied to the wrong post! Arrrrgh!

Sure...;)

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #57 on: January 02, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: mrba1979 on December 30, 2008, 09:34:33 PM
Pop goes the weasel!

Your mom popped my weasel last night!

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #58 on: January 02, 2009, 11:58:09 PM
Moving on... ::)

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #59 on: January 03, 2009, 12:06:02 AM
Thomas Ades is better than Frederick Chopin
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #60 on: January 03, 2009, 02:39:08 AM
Quote from: jlh on January 02, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
Your mom popped my weasel last night!

 :P
Popped your mum's weasel last night
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #61 on: January 03, 2009, 03:14:48 PM
Quote from: morningstar on January 03, 2009, 02:39:08 AM
Popped your mum's weasel last night

This is getting too stupid now with "your mum" jokes and popping weasels and cherries, etc. Juvenile insults that mean nothing...I was under the impression you had more common sense Shaun. ;)

I thought you prefered young females, not older ones. ;)

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #62 on: January 03, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: G.W.K on January 03, 2009, 03:14:48 PM
This is getting too stupid now with "your mum" jokes and popping weasels and cherries, etc. Juvenile insults that mean nothing...

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I agree...
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #63 on: January 03, 2009, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: communist on January 03, 2009, 12:06:02 AM
Thomas Ades is better than Frederick Chopin

That's "moving on," but it's in a totally skewed and misguided direction.  Ades better than Chopin.  Please.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #64 on: January 03, 2009, 07:54:55 PM
Maybe this was a bad thread to bump...
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #65 on: January 03, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: morningstar on January 03, 2009, 07:54:55 PM
Maybe this was a bad thread to bump...
You may be right...lol
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #66 on: January 03, 2009, 11:16:27 PM
Ooohhh, "you may be right"...:P

Anyway...LOL...I've finished mocking you for this week. ;)

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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #67 on: January 04, 2009, 12:14:24 AM
Quote from: general disarray on January 03, 2009, 04:28:28 PM
That's "moving on," but it's in a totally skewed and misguided direction.  Ades better than Chopin.  Please.


well Chopin could only write for solo piano as oppose to Thomas Ades who has good Operas, Ballets, Orchestral music, and piano music.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #68 on: January 05, 2009, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: G.W.K on January 03, 2009, 11:16:27 PM
Ooohhh, "you may be right"...:P

Anyway...LOL...I've finished mocking you for this week. ;)

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What?
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #69 on: January 13, 2009, 12:06:53 AM
Quote from: communist on January 04, 2009, 12:14:24 AM

well Chopin could only write for solo piano as oppose to Thomas Ades who has good Operas, Ballets, Orchestral music, and piano music.

Not entirely true..

He composed 80 opuses, which all involve the piano. Not all are for SOLO piano however:

In addition to his solo piano output, he composed two concertos for piano and orchestra, Opp. 11 and 21; a sonata for cello and piano, Op. 65 (Chopin's last composition published in his lifetime); a polonaise with orchestral accompaniment and one for cello with accompanying piano; one krakowiak for piano and orchestra, an Allegro de concert (possibly the remnant of an incomplete 3rd concerto), a Grand Duo on themes from Giacomo Meyerbeer's opera Robert le diable for cello and piano; and 19 Polish songs for solo voice with accompanying piano.

Did I miss any other collaborative works?
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #70 on: January 13, 2009, 12:09:47 AM
Quote from: jlh on January 13, 2009, 12:06:53 AM
Not entirely true..

He composed 80 opuses, which all involve the piano. Not all are for SOLO piano however:

In addition to his solo piano output, he composed two concertos for piano and orchestra, Opp. 11 and 21; a sonata for cello and piano, Op. 65 (Chopin's last composition published in his lifetime); a polonaise with orchestral accompaniment and one for cello with accompanying piano; one krakowiak for piano and orchestra, an Allegro de concert (possibly the remnant of an incomplete 3rd concerto), a Grand Duo on themes from Giacomo Meyerbeer's opera Robert le diable for cello and piano; and 19 Polish songs for solo voice with accompanying piano.

Did I miss any other collaborative works?

There's also a trio--Op. 8
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #71 on: January 13, 2009, 12:49:09 AM
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #72 on: January 13, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
but they suck.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #73 on: January 13, 2009, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: communist on January 13, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
but they suck.

Correct, unimaginative use of instruments to the extreme, but still pretty good music.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #74 on: January 13, 2009, 11:01:24 PM
there basically his piano music except with a little accompaniment


P.S. i am sorry for hijacking this thread  :P
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #75 on: January 15, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Found one!!

Quote from: db05 on January 15, 2009, 11:36:16 AM
Nevertheless, much respect for the guy on top. It's a weird position.

I didn't watch the video her post was about...
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #76 on: January 15, 2009, 12:59:13 PM
Quote from: pianochick93 on January 15, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Found one!!

I didn't watch the video her post was about...

It was a guitar duet, sort of... 1 guitar, 4 hands, so the other guy has to be standing. Like I said, it's a weird position for playing guitar.  ;)
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #77 on: January 15, 2009, 11:46:58 PM
Quote from: db05 on January 15, 2009, 12:59:13 PM
It was a guitar duet, sort of... 1 guitar, 4 hands, so the other guy has to be standing. Like I said, it's a weird position for playing guitar.  ;)
Bahaha! Nice one!
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #78 on: January 17, 2009, 02:40:31 AM
(Bob realizes he's browsing this thread while eating strawberries.) :o
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #79 on: January 17, 2009, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: Bob on January 17, 2009, 02:40:31 AM
(Bob realizes he's browsing this thread while eating strawberries.) :o


do they have chocolate syrup on them?
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #80 on: January 17, 2009, 11:10:04 PM
Quote from: communist on January 17, 2009, 04:45:56 PM

do they have chocolate syrup on them?
Chocolate topping? Gimme something to work with...
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #81 on: January 18, 2009, 12:33:58 PM
Someone says... chocolate?  ;D
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #82 on: January 18, 2009, 01:07:35 PM
Cai wants chocolate T.T a sweet one...but my mom's forbid it since she said it only made pimples on my face T.T
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #83 on: January 18, 2009, 03:54:11 PM
you dont need syrup. just suck them au naturale.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #84 on: January 18, 2009, 10:43:08 PM
Gah...you people are no help! :P
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #85 on: January 19, 2009, 03:14:42 AM
Is this thread for posting our own sayings, or... if we find a post on the forum, should we link to it here?  I read this thread and then I start seeing innuendos in all the posts.

Here are some examples.  No offense to the original posters, of course.  (Bob puts on his junior high mentality hat.)

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,32629.msg383476.html#msg383476

Find the innuendo.... This is why grammar is important.  What is the author really saying?  Really?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,32824.msg383362/topicseen.html#msg383362
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #86 on: January 19, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Quote from: kard on January 18, 2009, 03:54:11 PM
you dont need syrup. just suck them au naturale.
:-* 8)


This thread is quite funny.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #87 on: January 19, 2009, 09:34:36 PM
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,32632.msg383539.html#msg383539

Man... I don't know exactly what the one part means.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #88 on: January 20, 2009, 04:33:55 AM
Quote from: Bob on January 19, 2009, 09:34:36 PM
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,32632.msg383539.html#msg383539

Man... I don't know exactly what the one part means.

Not exactly sure myself, but didn't want to assume the obvious.
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Re: Post innuendos here
Reply #89 on: January 21, 2009, 02:33:46 AM
I wonder if it's a foreign term or some kind of method book police.

Of course, it is an "adult" method book.  Children and adults don't have the same motivations.
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