Fortune MachineMe

[Bob]

*creeps back in and puts out yellow police tape around the machine to keep people away, considers hanging an "out of order" note on the machine, but decides a sign near the machine is a much wiser idea.*



*creeps away, unharmed, but still not having an answer to my two questions.*

[Bob]

Haha...   *Goes off to practice again.  Thinks the 8 ball is probably male.... OF COURSE the 8 ball is male!  Haha.*  Oi....

[dapianokid]

*Only an 8 ball is wise enough to answer such kwestions as the ones proposed to it. then again, only a male 8 ball. It told me yes when I asked how to spell question. I like it.*

*Puts up sine. Oh no! *mathamatical sign for sine is on machine**

*figures it out. It is not zoltar. It is not human. (Hated those results.) and found that he is an exotic
(and slightly errotic?) fruit.

[dapianokid]

*

[Bob]

*

Hey now.  That's m1469 talk.  Watch your language.

[littletune]

Hee hee  
let me learn!
nanny nanny billy goat, nanny nanny billy goat !!

Very useful for jokes with students  

(But I guess it's not really helpful to use that one when an actual nanny is there, right? )

So what is this joke about?  I don't know it... about someone kissing someone?   

[dapianokid]

*Glances slightly at the post above*
Why must you ask about an old post? That is so yesterday.
*Is sorry for not being responsible about his language.*
2.
Should I eat this erotic fruit that is growing from your armpits oh wise machine?

I found out using these modifications gets peoples attention. [/b][/i]

[littletune]

*Glances slightly at the post above*
Why must you ask about an old post? That is so yesterday.

What do you care? I can ask whatever I want!      Even if it was sooo billion years ago!!

[dapianokid]

What do you care? I can ask whatever I want!      Even if it was sooo billion years ago!!

That is SOOOO TRILLION YEARS AGO!!

[dapianokid]

*Shoots wall next to machine* I don't play around!

[littletune]

That is SOOOO TRILLION YEARS AGO!!

No It's actually
quadrillion years ago!

[Bob]

This is shaping up like a battle of the Titans.

*Bob puts his money down on littletune.*

[dapianokid]

This is shaping up like a battle of the Titans.

*Bob puts his money down on littletune.*

No It's actually
quadrillion years ago!

Don't even think about it. I go way beyond anything he can think of. I love math. so lets see....

No It's actually SSOOOOOOOOOOOO
QUINTILLION YEARS AGO!!!!!!

[dapianokid]

2.
should I learn

[littletune]

Don't even think about it. I go way beyond anything he can think of. I love math. so lets see....

Umm what he can think of? were you talking about me maybe?  Cause I'm a girl.
Well soooooo here's
SIXTILLION YEARS AGO!!!!!! 
Or would you maybe rather do it this way:
1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000

If you love math sooo much!

And thanks Bob for believing in me     

[dapianokid]

No. SEXTILLION. I am sorry. You lost. and don't put your money down on someone who can't put math into music.

THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO SEPTILLION YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[littletune]

Hmm well actually I don't know if it's sixtillion or sextillion... because I don't learn math in english!! I just found that on the internet... I would really like to see you writing large numbers in MY language!!! So I didn't lose! And I don't know what does music have to do with that! AND I think this is getting really stupid and boring anyway: so I'll just end this so we won't be like octillion, nonillion, decillion.... millinillion (cause it's all in Wikipedia anyway) and making larger and larger letters all the time, cause really ANYONE can do that you really don't have to be a genius for that! So here
                                               ∞
this means infinite number of years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that means that it's also now! it's infinite number of years ago and now at the same time!  so you don't have anywhere to go anymore! You lost! Sorry!
Bob congratulations! You get a sixtillion dollars! Oh I mean sextillion!   

[Bob]

Either amount is ok with me.  I'm not picky.

[dapianokid]

Hmm... you are crafty one with you infinty sign... but millinillion IS a number... but Wiki sucks for math. I talk to real professors so
(-)∞

Thats also ahead! or maybe the ∞ numbers between 1 and 2 years ago!!!!!!

[dapianokid]

Besides, 12YRO to 12YRO. You honestly think your smarter than ME?!

[littletune]

Hmm... you are crafty one with you infinty sign... but millinillion IS a number... but Wiki sucks for math. I talk to real professors so
(-)∞

Thats also ahead! or maybe the ∞ numbers between 1 and 2 years ago!!!!!!

I know millinillion IS a number! Did I ever say it wasn't a number?  And great for you if you talk to real professors! And I know ∞ can go in - and in + it's -∞ and it's +∞... but it's still infinity. And it doesn't matter between which numbers it is either... I was thinking about the infinity of time and space!

Besides, 12YRO to 12YRO. You honestly think your smarter than ME?!

What is smart anyway? I mean maybe you are smarter than me in some ways but in some other ways I'm smarter than you! Cause there's NO way you can be the smartest in every way and about everything! And I don't even care so much if people think I'm smart or not..... I love the way my brain is and I love the way my mind works... so why would I care about who's smarter and who's not? You know what? 12YRO to 12YRO maybe you should stop worrying so much about how you are the greatest and smartest and THE EVERYTHING! Cause people sure won't like you for that, cause it gets annoying! You should better care if you're a good person or not! Noone will really like you for trying to be THE BEST...BESTESTESTESTEST all the time, people will like you just for being a good person and for being nice.
Oh and sorry if this was too long for you to care about it     

[dapianokid]

Har har I know you are smart as me in some ways dumber in other. (Hope dumb doesen't seem harsh.) Take spelling for example. I suck. doesen't? REALLY?! :@

haha It's cool.

[littletune]

You just can't admit someone could be smarter than you at something can you?!!    Well whatever you want... you can keep imagining you're the best and the smartest at everything if you want. But I am very sure that in some ways I am smarter than you! (not just smart as you and dumber than you  ) I mean who thought of the infinity sign first anyway?    And I'm also smarter at understanding people and knowing and caring about how they feel! And it's dumb to think you always have to be the best at everything anyway! (Hope dumb doesn't seem harsh )
 
Yea it's cool! 

[thalbergmad]

A pre teen punch up was inevitable i guess.

My money is on littletune.

Thal

[littletune]

Thanks Thal!      I mean I wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad or something... and I sure know I'm sooo NOT the best and the smartest but it annoys me if someone thinks they're sooo much better than everyone else at everything!   

[dapianokid]

Yes. Of course I am not nearly as smart at some things that you are. I just mostly hate it when some people take sides... Thal.    You are good at interpreting others emotions? I am too! (That was no comeback simply a kind gesture.) But I may have met my match as a math overachiever...

[littletune]

Thank you for your kind gesture then! And that's great that you're good at interpreting others emotions Oh and don't worry it's very possible you're still better at math than me cause I'm better at physics than at math... I mean they're related but it's still not the same, so I sometimes have some problems with math...    

[m1469]

Something tells me I will really love that Yamaha.

I take it all back.  You'll get one of each of your heart's desire.

[goldentone]

I take it all back.  You'll get one of each of your heart's desire.

Okay.

[m1469]

Dearest and most professional MonstyMachineMe,

Why dost thou art brownies thus so delicious?

Sincerely, thee,
m1469

[m1469]

Dearest m1469,

Becausest thou dost brownies art brown, thee henceness.

Sincerely, dost thou thee,
MonstyMachineMe

[ahinton]

Chère m1469,

Might there be even the slightest chance of an English translation of the above?

FortuneMonstyMachine? Que est-ce que c'est? Je ne comprends pas...

Best,

Alistair

[m1469]

Chère m1469,

Might there be even the slightest chance of an English translation of the above?

An actual English translation, I don't think so!  But, I could give you my intentions-equivalent .

FortuneMonstyMachine? Que est-ce que c'est? Je ne comprends pas...

Best,

Alistair

J'étais juste bête.

[Bob]

Chère m1469,

Might there be even the slightest chance of an English translation of the above?

FortuneMonstyMachine? Que est-ce que c'est? Je ne comprends pas...

Best,

Alistair

N'essayez pas. 

[pianowolfi]

J'étais juste bête.

Mais belle aussi  

[ahinton]

Mais belle aussi  

Belle I knew already, of course, but I thought that she is American - I didn't realise that she is an Aussie.

(I'll get me coat...)

Best,

Alistair

[m1469]

Mais belle aussi  

Thank you .

Belle I knew already, of course, but I thought that she is American - I didn't realise that she is an Aussie.

(I'll get me coat...)

Best,

Alistair

Hey, baby, I'll be whatever you want me to be   ... JUST KIDDING!  I was only "trying on" that personality and I won't even put a big blank space between me trying it and informing you that I'm only kidding.  I could have done this:

Hey, baby, I'll be whatever you want me to be  




















































JUST KIDDING!



But, see, I didn't even want anybody to believe for that much blank space that I was seriously being that person!  Okay?  great .  *shudders*

[ahinton]

Hey, baby, I'll be whatever you want me to be   ... JUST KIDDING!  I was only "trying on" that personality and I won't even put a big blank space between me trying it and informing you that I'm only kidding.  I could have done this:

Hey, baby, I'll be whatever you want me to be  




















































JUST KIDDING!



But, see, I didn't even want anybody to believe for that much blank space that I was seriously being that person!  Okay?  great .  *shudders*

Well, I assume that you've now made the point that you intended to make - and, whilst it's not for me to comment on it, I will at least confirm that it's expressive modue is unusual in my experience to the extent that I'm not often addressed "hey, baby".

Anyway, as I've suggested before, all that I would ask and/or hope of/for is for you to be who you want to be, not what anyone else might want you to be!

Best,

Alistair

[Bob]

Basically the same two questions again.

First issue -- How long?

Second issue -- Same as before -- When?

[m1469]

(...)I'm not often addressed "hey, baby".

 

Basically the same two questions again.

First issue -- How long?

Second issue -- Same as before -- When?

Oh, I don't know, darn it, Bob.  The Machine is stumped.  You have stumped the Machine.

[goldentone]

Oh, I don't know, darn it, Bob.  The Machine is stumped.  You have stumped the Machine.

If I recall, Bob was rather rough with MachineMe awhile back, and now Bob is on MachineMe's dangerous questioners list.  Bob's future will be forever kept from him.

[Bob]

That might not be a bad thing, not to know.  The Ruby (or Rock) Ridge concept.

The machine also peed out oil on me too. 

[m1469]

That might not be a bad thing, not to know.  The Ruby (or Rock) Ridge concept.

The machine also peed out oil on me too. 

Well, first of all, I can speak on behalf of the Machine (I used to babysit it), that when she did that, when she peed out oil, she was actually very immature!  Bob, if you would ever wish to be celebrated on Father's Day, in the future, you need to learn to forgive people like the baby MachineMe was.  But, anyway, MachineMe is MUCH more mature now!

If I recall, Bob was rather rough with MachineMe awhile back, and now Bob is on MachineMe's dangerous questioners list.  Bob's future will be forever kept from him.

Well, this very well may be true, too!  MachineMe is in adolescence, so still a bit moody and immature.  MachineMe is deceptive that way, because she can appear to be all advanced and stuff, but really she's just whatever age she acts like!  What I don't think Bob quite understands is that, if what you say is true, Goldentone, it doesn't just mean Bob won't receive a forecast, it means that while the future is happening (what we think of as the 'present'), he'll have hardly any idea what's going on, how he got there, as well as where he's going.  THAT'S not knowing!

Cheers! 

[Bob]

That could be true, not being aware of the future or present.  It would explain why I still haven't gotten a response yet.

*Bob is glad there aren't moody machine in real life.*    Computer:  I don't feel like opening that file for you.  How about we watch a movie instead?

*Bob thinks the fortune machine doesn't really know what it's doing.*

[m1469]

*Bob thinks the fortune machine doesn't really know what it's doing.*

 

Yeah, I am on the computer, supposedly starting research on symphonies and orchestras and opera companies to build a spreadsheet and such, and then eventually audition after my awesome skills have built myself this spreadsheet.  Instead, the computer has forced me into watching and listening to several Improvs, as well as into this thread, here  .

*kicks the dert* hee hee ... I know, I know.  

[goldentone]

What I don't think Bob quite understands is that, if what you say is true, Goldentone, it doesn't just mean Bob won't receive a forecast, it means that while the future is happening (what we think of as the 'present'), he'll have hardly any idea what's going on, how he got there, as well as where he's going.  THAT'S not knowing!

Well, I wouldn't that to happen to Bob.

*Gives MachineMe a peace offering on behalf of Bob*

[m1469]

Well, I wouldn't that to happen to Bob.

*Gives MachineMe a peace offering on behalf of Bob*

Gobbles the peace offering in a single gulp  .  Me want more ...  



MachineMe,

Basically the same two questions again.

First issue -- How long?

Second issue -- Same as before -- When?

Sincerely, m1469

[goldentone]

MachineMe,

Basically the same two questions again.

First issue -- How long?

Second issue -- Same as before -- When?

Sincerely, m1469

*MachineMe Express Enters*

Hi m1469.  I was just sent out into the big world from the farm.  They're cultivating a bunch of us Express MachineMes as there has been quite a surge in demand for answers to the future.  However, I am a unique MachineMe, and am proud of my uniqueness.  This is the first time I've given answers, so please bear with me.  If you are not satisifed with my answers, remember I am expressly a MachineMe Express.

How long?  

Days.

When?

Too hard to say, but I direct you back to my first answer.

MachineMe Subconscious Express Bonus:  Because I was unable to answer your second question, m1469, I will reveal a question you have desired to ask in the form of an answer.  (Kind of like Jeopardy).  *Ahem*

The Grand Canyon Inn.

Disclaimer:  My answer to your first question depends upon both of us having the same thing in mind. The same applies to the bonus, though in a more esoteric fashion.

Thank you for letting me serve you, m1469.  I hope you have had a wonderful MachineMe Express experience, and let me expressly say you are the most celestial person I have ever encountered.


(C) 2011 MachineMe Express Enterprises.

[m1469]

(...)and let me expressly say you are the most celestial person I have ever encountered.

Thank you very much!  I feel that is a wonderful compliment and I don't think it's one I've ever received before .

You know, I didn't realize that they were actually going through with the MachineMe Express plans ... did you know that I actually helped with the blue prints?  But, back then, it was just an exciting concept, and now it's an exciting reality, I guess .  By the way, how is Chavierre doing?  Please, if you are in contact with him, give him my regards .

Thank you for your response, MachineMe Express, and yes, it's a great experience!

*looks over the Grand Canyon in deep silence ... becomes the Grand Canyon*

[goldentone]

Thank you very much!  I feel that is a wonderful compliment and I don't think it's one I've ever received before .

If the first it be, true as true to thee.

You know, I didn't realize that they were actually going through with the MachineMe Express plans ... did you know that I actually helped with the blue prints?  But, back then, it was just an exciting concept, and now it's an exciting reality, I guess .  By the way, how is Chavierre doing?  Please, if you are in contact with him, give him my regards .

So I owe my existence to you then, m1469?  I guess that helps explain a lot of things.  It makes me want to do some soul searching.  You are highly regarded back at the farm.  Just thought you'd like to know.

Shortly before I left the farm, Chavierre set off to find himself.  He was always talking about his raison d'etre.  A wonderful personality, as you know, philosophical and poetic.

Thank you for your response, MachineMe Express, and yes, it's a great experience!

*looks over the Grand Canyon in deep silence ... becomes the Grand Canyon*

I'm glad you had a great MachineMe Express experience!  If you need any fast answers, remember I am always here.