Oh god, I couldn't even get through half of that. It sounds like some awful piece written for a cheesy scene in a Japanese television show.
Unfortunately I know who Richard Clayderman is. I was actually hoping I would never have to hear his music again for as long as I lived.On a related note, there is a composition for piano and tape by Matthew Hindson called Plastic Jubilation, which takes a popular tune by Richard Clayderman and warps it into many different guises and parodies it in quite a genius way. That is possibly the only way I would listen to Clayderman.