haha ... Bob, poor Bob. It is indeed basically flour and water, and although I used to love pasta and might have my eyes opened wider to it sometime in the future, it's just not as good-seeming to me anymore. Okay, it's still good.
But, sometimes I just throw it in the water before it's boiling and it does get soaked and it will even cook all the way ... but, did you use fresh pasta? I'm talking about dried pasta.
Your thread made me think though that we could start a mythbusters thread here on PS. I keep meaning to write into mythbusters with a myth that I heard about. If you are smoking a cigarette (or whatever) when laying in a sleeping bag, and then you fall asleep with the smokey still in your mouth, and then it falls into your sleepy bag, you will bake overnight.