I like those last ones.
Who's really going to take a performer seriously when they're half-naked on their album cover though?
*Bob wonders why they're aren't any album covers with an overweight hairy guy on them like that.*
*Bob also starts wondering how they dress for their recitals.* Those covers could lead to false expectations for the audience. Possibly horrifying if it were a performer playing a wind instrument that requires a lot of compression like an oboe or trumpet.