I think you'll find a lot of tips from searching the forums as this is a very familiar problem.Here are the things that helped me.Clapping/tapping the polyrhythm away from the piano, like waiting for the bus or in trafficPlay separate hands at and above performance tempo firstPut hands together at an incredibly slow tempo, like Tai Chi! - to make sure you know which hand hits a key before the otherHands together, break it up into single measures or parts of measures to get the basic "core" movement downOnce you can play it slow - use the metronome to beat on the beats where the hands are togetherI like all your suggestions except for that bit about clapping while waiting for the bus. Do you really want them to call an ambulance for you? At the very least, other passengers might move away from you, lest they catch whatever it is that you have.