Yesterday I had a really weird and long dream and I remembered I could write it down in this thread
I fell asleep during the day (like in the afternoon) cause I was really tired.
So the first thing I remember was that I was on a playground, hanging with my head down on the monkey bars!
(later when I woke up I saw why I was dreaming about hanging with my head down, it was because I really was hanging with my head down from my bed
well not completely but the top of my head was turned towards the floor and it was a little bit over the side of my bed, but the feeling I had really was like I was turned upside down).
So I was just hanging there and thinking that it's pretty cool that I can be like this for such a long time without my head starting to hurt and without all the blood going into my face. I thought it was a pretty cool way to be.
So the next thing I remember is that I saw my teacher (from real life, but I haven't seen him for like 6 years or something and I kinda had a crush on him at that time
). I was happy to see him after such a long time and I hoped he would notice me and come talk to me, but I still kept hanging on the monkey bars. It felt like a really long time and then all of a sudden I was talking to him. (this is going to sound kinda bad but nothing weird happened so don't worry
) He said if I wanted to come home with him cause he was home alone and I said yes ok I have time for about an hour. So I went to his place. I think we were sitting at the table and drinking something at his place (I think I was drinking just water cause I was thrsty - I was really thirsty when I woke up). But then I think someone called him and said if he would go somehwere. So we both went to a place like a theatre but it was also like a shopping center at the same time cause there were stores and all there). So some people were acting there but not on the stage but all over the place. And then they had to describe what they wanted to eat, and while they were describing it I felt pretty sick cause they were all describing food that had meat in it (and I really don't like meat). Then at the end they announced that some people were going to sing. But when they started singing it was really weird because it was like they weren't even hearing each other so they all started singing at different times.
After that it was over and we all started going towards the door, but I still felt pretty sick and like throwing up. And that teacher (who used to be my teacher) was walking beside me and asking me if I was ok. So at that time I imagined what would happen if I fainted (and imagining things in your dream feels exactly the same as the dream, so it was like two things happening at the same time) and I imagined how that teacher would be worried and would try to help me and be nice to me and I kinda liked it
but then I thought: wow this is pretty sad that I need attention and people being nice to me so bad. And I didn't really faint
After that, when we came out of that room (theatre or whatever it was) there was lots of stores and bars and restauratns and I was just standing there and I noticed a pigeon and I thought: how can birds come inside this place (cause it was an inside place) and then I remembered another dream I had about lots of birds being in a shopping center and I thought well I guess they find a way to get in and out of that place or maybe they just live there. And I remembered I had a biscuit in my pocket and I wanted to throw it to that pigeon, but it already flew away (I think I threw a little piece anyway in case the bird came back).
After that some woman wanted to ask me some questions. I only remember one question and it was: What moves you? And I was like: well music of course, and maybe some movies or even theater plays.... oh but it moves me the most when people are nice to each other and specially when they're nice to animals. So then she just smiled and left and I saw I was siting at the bar
and there was a guy sitting beside me, he just came to sit there from a table just a little to the left where his friends and his wife were sitting. So he just started talking to me... and he was like: Do you know what's sad? (and maybe that had something to do with what I was thinking about that fainting thing, i don't know). So he was talking about some things he thought were sad (I think there were about 3 or four different things, but I only remember one). And what i remember was: he took something like a rolled up paper out of his pocket, I think it was green, and I realized it was probably money. He said: You know what's really sad? Do you see this? It's fake money. I have to use this... (and I thought: wow he is paying things with fake money!
) but he continued: I have to have this in my pocket all the time, so I can show it to my wife and tell her this is all the money I have left, so she doesn't make me spend all the money I have.
Then a woman wanted to talk to me again (I don't think it was the same woman as before, when she was asking me things, but I'm not sure). She was kinda like some sort of a fortune teller or something, but not really. She was somehow able to tell you the real truth about yourself that you didn't even know. (something like that
). She had this thing, like a screen (like a smartphone or iPad or something like that) and she would stand beside you and put her hand on the screen and wait for a while and then a picture would start forming on the screen. So she did that for me and when she saw the picture she got kinda confused and started saying that it wasn't working right and that there had to be something wrong. And I was like: Well what was it? Can I see the picture? You know even if it seems weird, it might be right because I am very weird. But she was like: no no no I'll do it again, and she erased the picture. Then she put her hand on the screen one more time. And this time I saw what the pictue was. It was a picture of me before I was born (in the womb) and then connected to a picture of me now (so like my whole lifetime until now), but then those two pictures were also connected to a picture of an alien baby in a womb connected to an older alien. And it was obvious that all those pictures were me. So the truth was, that I was really an alien at the same time as being a human! So that woman kinda started freaking out and I tried to calm her down and I said: well you know I'm actually not all that surprised about this, I mean I didn't know it, but I am very weird so it kinda makes sense. But don't worry I'm still the same person and I would never do anything bad. But she still seemed nervous about it. And then all of a sudden there were lots of people around us and everyone was looking at me like there was something wrong with me, and then a scary guy came close to me and i saw his face was changing. And I realized he was an alien and he wanted to grab me and take me away. (He was like those goa'ulds from Star Gate and I guess they wanted me cause i was like the Jaffas who have the baby goa'ulds inside them). So I started running. And I felt like it was pretty hopeless cause there were so many of them trying to catch me. Then it was like someone told me to go down the stairs (even though I couldn't see anyone but I just knew someone was there with me helping me). So I ran down the stairs and went outside. Then I got this thought in my head: Well if I'm an alien then I must also have some alien abilities that could help me, so I just knew I could make myself invisible. So I stood really close to this red brick wall and I tried to make myself become a part of the wall. I didn't know if it worked or not, but the aliens already came out of the building too so I was just really hoping that it worked. They were looking where I could be and they didn't see me. So I was really happy about that. BUT cause they were aliens too, they knew all the alien tricks so they knew it was possible for someone to become part of a wall or something. So they started checking the wall. And it was really scarry cause they came really close to were I was and the alien leader (or whatever he would be called) put his hand right on my face. So I was trying to concentrate really hard on being a wall so I wouldn't become visible. And it worked and they were already going away but then there was one of them who noticed some little thing that didn't look right at the bottom of the wall (at the edge where the wall was touching the groung). So he started hitting the wall and calling the others, so I knew I had to run away quickly cause they would brake the wall. So I ran inside again. And inside, beside the staircase there were some kind of thick curtains (or something like that) so I thought: well they know their alien tricks, but they don't know about human tricks. Maybe I should just try a simple human trick for hiding. So I went behind the curtains (actually I had to crawl under them, and behind those curtains there was another cloth (kinda like a curtain) and when I crawled under that, there was even one more cloth (not really like a curtain, but more like some white sheet that was covering the wall). So I crawled under that one too. And then the aliens came in and they didn't find me. So I was really happy about that, but then I crawled from under the first sheet covering the wall, and I looked up and there was some guy, a human, looking at me. And he didn't seem like a friend. And then I woke up. Really fun!
So the most important message of this dream would be:
1. I still didn't get over that crush on my teacher from like first and second grade.
2. I am way too desperate for attention and people being nice to me.
3. I am really an alien with a human body and if people find out they will freak out and want to get rid of me, and if the aliens find out they'll want to take me away and enslave me or kill me.
Topic: Tell Me Your Dreams