You seem very confused. Who's dissin' the Bible? Or the Koran or the Sutras for that matter? It's the weird relationship some groups have with these tomes that's problematic.
I would argue that the Gospels, even if read as pure works of fiction in the same way you'd read To Kill a Mockingbird, contain more good teaching and advice than just about any book you'll find out there. Yes, it will help you solve your problems, but are you really going to say it doesn't count as solving your own problem if you read the Bible? That's like saying an addict doesn't want to solve his own problems and that's why he checked into rehab.
those people are just as bad as radical religious people who knock at my door every month.
I tell them that I'm having a black mass lol