Normal ones tie at the front, not clip at the back.
Actually, they aint as bad as I was thinking. Still a little "out there" for an audition, though. Maybe you could pull it off. 
Jury member 1: Hmmm, these two guys are really good. Who do we pick? No. 17 or No. 78?
Jury member 2: Well I don't remember what they looked like.
Jury member 3: *sigh* we have to sift through all these papers. What a drag...
Jury member 1: Wait, wasn't No. 78 the guy with the wooden bowtie? That looked pretty badass!
Jury member 3: Oh yeah, I remember that kid! I gotta ask him where he got that one from. I'm gonna wear one for my next concert in Carnegie hall.
Jury member 2: Well if we're gonna ask him where he got his wooden bowtie from, we should probably accept him or else he's gonna feel too salty to tell us where he got it from.
Jury member 1: I'm getting that bowtie... Looks like we have no choice but to accept No. 78 and give him a full ride scholarship with a complementary 9 foot Steinway. Any objections?
Everyone else: No objections...
Acceptance letter:
Hey what's up kid! We really like your bowtie, and we wanna know where you got it from! So we decided to accept you and give you a full ride scholarship with a complimentary 9 foot Steinway if you tell us where you got that extra badass bowtie.
No. 78: Are you freaking kidding me...

You see, the wooden bowtie stands out. When your bowtie stands out, you stand out. And when you stand out, people don't forget you. And when people don't forget you, they remember you. And when people remember you, you get accepted into music schools.