Bernhard..

[mound]

Bernhard, I've read you say you are a lesbian,  a gay truck driver, a martial artist and that you have a 5 year old daughter.  Yet I have a picture of you in my mind as this gray hair elderly gentleman who discarded his ego years ago, in favor of running his fingers through his huge bushy beard with an ever present sly grin on his face as oodles of talented kids jump up and down on your lap, expanding their minds by osmosis.

You are the defacto e.Paradox and I thank you !

 

 

-Paul

[Spatula]

I doubt he's gay or a lesbian.  He has a wife I think, or else perhaps a male partner with an adopted child. 

But I think he's straight with a beautiful wife and a wonderful kid.   

[rlefebvr]

You guys need to get a life.....or at least a better fantasy life.



Question you should be asking yourselves is...does tashs_tiara really play piano only with a tiara on and 5 inch stiletto shoes

[bernhard]

Every man (according to Jung) has a female part (the anima) and every woman a male part (the animus). Part of the process of Jungian psychoanalysis is to fully explore one’s female/male counterpart. When I mentioned I was a lesbian, I was talking about my female part.

I also have a 15 year old daughter.

And Ron is right. You need a better fantasy life. So come on, Tash-tiara, where are the photos?

Best wishes,
Bernhard.

[mound]

I don't think my other fantasy life is appropriate for these forums 

[mound]

Question you should be asking yourselves is...does tashs_tiara really play piano only with a tiara on and 5 inch stiletto shoes

oh crap, is there something wrong with doing that? 

[mosis]

Bernhard has no characteristics. He is the ultimate piano reality. :p

[Tash]

You guys need to get a life.....or at least a better fantasy life.



Question you should be asking yourselves is...does tashs_tiara really play piano only with a tiara on and 5 inch stiletto shoes

LOL LOL LOL that is the ultimate question!!! mwahahaha and you'll have to come find me in sydney to find out   

[Spatula]

DAMMIT! I WAS IN SYDNEY 1 MONTH AGO!

NOOO!!!

oh well spend another $5000....come see Tashie in da "special suit".

why don't you post them!?!?!? oh the humanity!

[Tash]

oh you just missed your chance spatula! should've come to oxford st like i told you to! haha let's have an auction to see who'll spend the most on a photo of me playing my piano hahaha. who'll start the bidding?!!

[JimDunlop]

Now we just need a topic titled: "Mound" authored by Bernhard....

[mound]

Now we just need a topic titled: "Mound" authored by Bernhard....

Nah, Bernhard is too mature for that