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Offline dcstudio

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Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:47:41 PM »
My jokes are getting old but I will share them anyway...

Beginning students

What was Beethoven doing in the graveyard
                He was decomposing
yuk yuk

Intermediate students

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher

                  because he was Haydn
 

...from music school

How many piano majors does it take to change a lightbulb?

at least 100.   1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to say  "awww man!  I could do THAT!


...grad school

Question for the philisophical musical accoustics teacher

If my husband makes a sound in the forest and there is no one there to hear it...is he still WRONG?!!
 

and thanks folks!  paddle home safely...

don't complain about my corny jokes unless you can do better... 8)

Offline ajspiano

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #1 on: February 01, 2013, 12:03:38 AM »
This works a lot better in person..

Beethoven says to his beloved, "you are the most important person in my life, without you I could not compose - I would be nothing - you are my one and only muse"

..she replies - "oh don't make me laugh, Ha ha ha ha"
 

Offline j_menz

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #2 on: February 01, 2013, 12:23:03 AM »
..now unfortunately I have to explain it.. ..

Methinks you underestimate us.  :P
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left" -- Oscar Levant

Offline ajspiano

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #3 on: February 01, 2013, 12:52:03 AM »
Methinks you underestimate us.  :P

don't feel so bad.. I had assumed that you would probably figure it out.. (and others, I'm not singling anyone out as musically illiterate.. ) but I have used that more than once before and had it go straight over peoples heads even in person.

maybe I'll edit it out and see if anyone asks why its funny.

Offline chopin2015

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #4 on: February 01, 2013, 01:17:22 AM »
here is my original joke

what happens when you put a blanket over a piano?

A piano Forte!! ;)
"Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice."

Offline oxy60

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #5 on: February 01, 2013, 01:35:44 AM »
No doubt you all know why the square grand went out of style.

You couldn't play psychedelic music on it!
"In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."  John Muir  (We all need to get out more.)

Offline rjarsenault1101

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #6 on: February 02, 2013, 11:53:59 PM »
So this janitor was mopping up the floor. And then this miner goes and walks on the still slippy floor. The janitor yess out "you should see sharp or you'll be a flat minor!"
Thank you folks ill be here all week.  8)

Offline dcstudio

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Re: Post your funny music jokes--I need some new material!
«Reply #7 on: February 03, 2013, 12:01:14 AM »
don't feel so bad.. I had assumed that you would probably figure it out.. (and others, I'm not singling anyone out as musically illiterate.. ) but I have used that more than once before and had it go straight over peoples heads even in person.

maybe I'll edit it out and see if anyone asks why its funny.

is there both a rhythmic and melodic element to the ha ha ha ha of the "immortal beloved?"