Make a Wish..... if you dare!

[lostinidlewonder]

*The genie points that you suffered no ill health side effects with the wish.

[lostinidlewonder]

By accident I pressed post when I had you quoted when I wanted to go back and read it again, just had a brain flop and thought it was a back button lol.

[perfect_pitch]

The money was stolen and perfect_pitch spends 20 years in jail."

I think spending 20 years in jail and being used as a pillowcase to an angry cell mate contradicts the no-side effects rule.    

I wish I had an IQ of 300

(I basically just like asking everything to see how your twisted brain can manipulate them... You should have been a lawyer)

[lostinidlewonder]

* Lostinidlewonder clicks his fingers beckoning the evil genie to service.

"What do you want puny mortal?"

*Lostinidlewonder strikes a pose and points an accusing finger at the genie.

Stupid genie you cannot trick me! I wish that you tell me with your own voice in a way that I can clearly understand, next weeks lotto numbers for the largest money value jackpot on earth."

*The genie is angry but starts to recite the numbers. Lostinidlewonder is happy that he has the numbers and will be extremely rich and most importantly tricked the genie. The genie vanishes. Google finds Liiw the information he needs for the largest lotto draw next week. Liiw's heart starts to fall when he realizes that the lotto draw is for a 80 billion dollar draw held by the Nigerian Prince Commission. Liiw shakes his puny fists at the genie.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I had an IQ of 300

*The genie grasps hold of perfect_pitch. A surge of crackling power flows from the genie's hands into perfect_pitch's skull sending him into electrical convulsions. perfect_pitch finds he cannot move any of his limbs. He materializes into a chair, one just like Steven Hawkings. perfect_pitch starts to learn to type with his eyes and debates Hawkings about the universe.

[lostinidlewonder]

(I basically just like asking everything to see how your twisted brain can manipulate them... You should have been a lawyer)

I have an uncle who was a barrister and it turned me off being a lawyer.

Do not underestimate the sneakiness sir

[lostinidlewonder]

Oh, and I'll add I don't control the genie, see reply 53 for irrefutable proof! This evil genie just hacked my pianostreet account and uses it when I'm on here

[perfect_pitch]

I WISH TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE IN ALL ASPECTS, DYING AT THE AGE OF 121 YEARS OF AGE FROM AN ORGY WITH A COUPLE OF 30 YEAR OLD TWINS!!!

Don't ruin that for me please...    

[j_menz]

I wish to know what kills genies.  Indigestion, perhaps? 

Google is remarkably ambiguous on this.

[lostinidlewonder]

I WISH TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE IN ALL ASPECTS, DYING AT THE AGE OF 121 YEARS OF AGE FROM AN ORGY WITH A COUPLE OF 30 YEAR OLD TWINS!!!

"If this makes you happy so be it!"

*The genie waves his hand granting the wish. perfect_pitch suddenly ages to 121 years old, his frail hips shatters into tiny pieces as the 30 year old Gorrila twins from the local zoo ravage his feeble body.

I wish to know what kills genies.

*The genie proclaims he is a spirit genie so cannot be killed unless his creator commands it. The genie demonstrates his immortality by summoning a meteor from space to strike him. Unfortunately the blast kills j_menz and millions of others.

[perfect_pitch]

*The genie waves his hand granting the wish. perfect_pitch suddenly ages to 121 years old, his frail hips shatters into tiny pieces as the 30 year old Gorrila twins from the local zoo ravage his feeble body.

You are a sick, sick... sick man... although - this by far has to be one of the most entertaining threads - EVER!!!

*The genie proclaims he is a spirit genie

WHERE THE HELL are the ghost busters when you need them...   



I wish I was globally popular and revered... AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE POPE!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

You are a sick, sick... sick man... although - this by far has to be one of the most entertaining threads - EVER!!!

*The genie is pleased.

I wish I was globally popular and revered... AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE POPE!!!

*The genie grants your wish. perfect_pitch becomes loved throughout the entire world, girls swoon over him and guys want to be like him. perfect_pitch vanishes and reappears facing an immense roaring and cheering crowd. This parade is in perfect_pitch's honor who sits on a jeweled throne atop a float made from pure gold and carried on the back of his loyal followers. He waves at his fans who throw flowers and confetti as offerings towards him. But in the crowd lurks a deranged maniac and the voices tell him to go down in history by murdering the worlds most loved man. He rushes out towards the float and KABOOOOM!.... Little remains of perfect_pitch except a single puny, bloody fist which no doubt was shaking at the evil genie moments before it detached from his body.

[tchristec]

I wish to know why the genie has such a bad sun burn!

[perfect_pitch]

I wish... that no harm, injury or pain ever came to me, ever.

 

I am going to TRY and come up with a wish in which he can't manipulate.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish to know why the genie has such a bad sun burn!

*The genie growls,

"I was created from the fires of hell!"

*tchristec screams in agony as he is engulfed in flames.

I wish... that no harm, injury or pain ever came to me, ever.

*The genie clicks his fingers granting the wish. perfect_pitch forgets all the harm, injury or pain that ever came to him in the past but this doesn't stop him from experiencing what comes to him in the future although he forgets about it immediately once it has occurred.

[austinarg]

I wish I was a professional pianist. And i want to keep my body, don't give me j_menz's.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I was a professional pianist. And i want to keep my body, don't give me j_menz's.

*The genie is annoyed.

"Foolish mortal talking in past tense, your wish is granted."

*austinarg materialises inside a cardboard box which has been his home for the last few years, he had lost all his money funding his failure concerting career and now lives on the street. At least he was a professional pianist, now he is just a professional spoon player making more money busking.

[perfect_pitch]

*The genie clicks his fingers granting the wish. perfect_pitch forgets all the harm, injury or pain that ever came to him in the past but this doesn't stop him from experiencing what comes to him in the future although he forgets about it immediately once it has occurred.

Oh I think I have you... I wished that no harm or injury ever came to me... That statement implies that no injury or pain comes to me in the past, present or future tense.

Genie needs to get some english lessons.     

[ajspiano]

Oh I think I have you... I wished that no harm or injury ever came to me... That statement implies that no injury or pain comes to me in the past, present or future tense.

Genie needs to get some english lessons.     

I suspect he may consider making it such that you never existed in the first place.

[j_menz]

And i want to keep my body, don't give me j_menz's.

 

I'm using it, anyway.

I wish I were the genie's master.

[lostinidlewonder]

Oh I think I have you... I wished that no harm or injury ever came to me... That statement implies that no injury or pain comes to me in the past, present or future tense.

Genie needs to get some english lessons.     

*The genie sneers at your insolence as he flicks open his genie dictionary and points out that "came" is past tense of come and cannot appropriately be used in present or future tense.

I wish I were the genie's master.

*The genie clasps his hands together and grants your wish.

"Let us see now.... which one of my dead puny masters shall I make you."

[j_menz]

"Let us see now.... which one of my dead puny masters shall I make you."

Objection!!! Back in your bottle! I minded my tenses.

[lostinidlewonder]

Objection!!! Back in your bottle! I minded my tenses.

*The genie points out that you became one of his masters just like you wished for, just one of the dead ones though.

[j_menz]

*The genie points out that you became one of his masters just like you wished for, just one of the dead ones though.

The dead ones were your masters in the past, they are no longer so. My wish was for present mastery.

[lostinidlewonder]

The dead ones were your masters in the past, they are no longer so. My wish was for present mastery.

"Indeed they 'were' my masters and always will be."

I wish I were the genie's master.

*The genie puts on some glasses to read.

" 'were' is a past subjunctive of 'be' thus you wanted to be my master in the past."

[j_menz]

"Indeed they 'were' my masters and always will be."


*The genie puts on some glasses to read.

" 'were' is a past subjunctive of 'be' thus you wanted to be my master in the past."

The genie needs either better glasses, or a better grammar book.

[lostinidlewonder]

The genie needs either better glasses, or a better grammar book.

*The genie disregards the puny mortals feeble knowledge.

[p2u_]

*The genie disregards the puny mortals feeble knowledge.

I wish for humble mortal j_menz to be rehabilitated in the eyes of the Mighty Genie. The name "past subjunctive" as found in dictionaries refers to the FORM of the verb, not to its meaning. Actually, it is usually NOT used to refer to past time. Examples:

If I were you (NOW), I would...
I wish I were rich (NOW)... etc.

Paul

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish for humble mortal j_menz to be rehabilitated in the eyes of the Mighty Genie.

*The genie's incantation forces j_menz teeth to become razor sharp. He then commands the mortal to eat p2u alive.

"You shall be a worthy meal for this worm, your sacrifice shall help puny j_menz on his way to rehabilitation."

The name "past subjunctive" as found in dictionaries refers to the FORM of the verb, not to its meaning. Actually, it is usually NOT used to refer to past time. Examples:

If I were you (NOW), I would...
I wish I were rich (NOW)... etc.

Paul

*The genie points out he shall understand it in whatever way he likes which will always be superior to a puny mortals knowledge, if the wisher is more exact then they will not fall into these traps.

[p2u_]

*The genie's incantation forces j_menz teeth to become razor sharp. He then commands the mortal to eat p2u alive.

"You shall be a worthy meal for this worm, your sacrifice shall help puny j_menz on his way to rehabilitation."

Oh, Mighty Genie! I wish for j_menz to have full dental insurance with hard nuts covered.

Paul

[perfect_pitch]

*The genie sneers at your insolence as he flicks open his genie dictionary and points out that "came" is past tense of come and cannot appropriately be used in present or future tense.

You ASSUMED WRONG!!!

I wished that no harm or injury ever came to me...

Came also means to have move closer or to have arrived. (verb)

[lostinidlewonder]

Oh, Mighty Genie! I wish for j_menz to have full dental insurance with hard nuts covered.

*The genie approves of the respect given being called 'mighty'.

"Your puny friend shall have what you wish for..... but at your own cost."

You ASSUMED WRONG!!!

Came also means to have move closer or to have arrived. (verb)

*The genie grows larger and towers over perfect_pitch.

"I choose always the path of least advantage for you puny puny mortals."

The genie swallow perfect_pitch whole for his insolence. The mortal struggles briefly from within the genies stomach but soon everything is still and quiet. The genie burps.

[perfect_pitch]

The genie swallow perfect_pitch whole for his insolence. The mortal struggles briefly from within the genies stomach but soon everything is still and quiet. The genie burps.

I may have given you indigestion, but at least we're being more and more careful...

I take pride in my insolence...   

I wish I can continue existing in this physical body for the next 1,000,000 years without any interference in the timeline of our universe; and that my physical AND MENTAL condition will remain perfectly intact, preserved exactly as it was just 10 seconds before I met you and asked for this wish.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I can continue existing in this physical body for the next 1,000,000 years without any interference in the timeline of our universe; and that my physical AND MENTAL condition will remain perfectly intact, preserved exactly as it was just 10 seconds before I met you and asked for this wish.

*The Genie ponders for a moment... and some more moments..... then!

"Ah ha!"

*He claps two hands together eagerly granting the wish.

"You shall continue existing in your own physical body exactly for one million years, no time warping tricks at all and with no degradation of your physical or mental state, preserved EXACTLY as it was 10 seconds before you made this wish. HOWEVER!!!!!"

*The genie takes a deep breath.

"Only my magic shall feed you so you never will physically perish and it shall also mentally stimulate you in every day so that you never will mentally suffer. My magic is the only power than can sustain you for one million years and you know this, no puny mortal device can offer you this. However!! The only place you can be near my power is if you live so deep within the earth that no puny mortal could ever dig you out. You are forever trapped deep within the earth, but it is ok, you will enjoy it being sustained by my glorious magic."

[perfect_pitch]

The genie is a bastard...   

I am however going to break you eventually... I am going to PROVE that I am smarter and cleverer than the genie!!!   

[tchristec]

The genie is a bastard...   

I am however going to break you eventually... I am going to PROVE that I am smarter and cleverer than the genie!!!   

Is impossible!  Genie can eat paradoxes.  He is not a robot so maybe to beat him you have to use the opposite of logic, so something illogical.

*ahem*

I wish no harm ever befalls the genie and that he has to wear pink ballet flats for the rest of his existence.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish no harm ever befalls the genie and that he has to wear pink ballet flats for the rest of his existence.

*The genie is confused as he is immortal and cannot ever be harmed. He happily wears the pink ballet flats however they are constructed out of tchristec's bones. The puny mortal's other organs decorate the pretty pink shoe.

[pianoplayjl]

I wish I were dead

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I were dead

*The genie squashes pianoplayjl under his thumb like a bug.

[perfect_pitch]

I wish to simply continue being who I am    

[outin]

I wish to see the genie turn green!

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish to simply continue being who I am    

"The judgement of the genie as to what a puny mortal is trumps a puny mortals opinion of themselves. Your purpose for existence is to only be destroyed by me."

*The genie destroys perfect_pitch.

I wish to see the genie turn green!

*The genie clicks his fingers together granting outin the wish.

"You will see me turn green but also everything else as green is the only color you shall see from now on."

[outin]

"You will see me turn green but also everything else as green is the only color you shall see from now on."

Wow, thanks! I love this, green is my favorite colour

[lostinidlewonder]

Wow, thanks! I love this, green is my favorite colour

*The genie points out that it doesn't take long till outin walks through a red light thinking it is green and gets run over by a bus.

[outin]

*The genie points out that it doesn't take long till outin walks through a red light thinking it is green and gets run over by a bus.

Won't happen, the traffic lights around here have sound as well

[tchristec]

Won't happen, the traffic lights around here have sound as well

Traffic lights are also always in the same position so as not to confuse color blind people.

[lostinidlewonder]

Won't happen, the traffic lights around here have sound as well

*The genie is not amused and points out that there will be places which this is not so and ensures that outin comes across broken lights at intersections so that imminent doom is inevitable!

Traffic lights are also always in the same position so as not to confuse color blind people.

*The genie points out he does nothing "half assed".

"The green vision has only been green, no shades of green at all or other colors, everything green green green! MWAHAHHAH!! Think it is black? No its green. Think it is white? Green again. What isn't green? Nothing, everything is one type of green. BWAHAHA"

[outin]

*The genie is not amused and points out that there will be places which this is not so and ensures that outin comes across broken lights at intersections so that imminent doom is inevitable!


*The genie points out he does nothing "half assed".

"The green vision has only been green, no shades of green at all or other colors, everything green green green! MWAHAHHAH!! Think it is black? No its green. Think it is white? Green again. What isn't green? Nothing, everything is one type of green. BWAHAHA"

Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure not to cross any intersections with broken traffic lights

I can't wait to try my new green piano keys...I have always had some trouble orientating my vision with black and white...maybe I'll get over my sight reading problems as well now that the scores are all green...

BTW, I really like the lime green colour you chose for me 

[j_menz]

"The green vision has only been green, no shades of green at all or other colors, everything green green green! MWAHAHHAH!! Think it is black? No its green. Think it is white? Green again. What isn't green? Nothing, everything is one type of green. BWAHAHA"

I wish the genie would take his meds more diligently.   

[lostinidlewonder]

BTW, I really like the lime green colour you chose for me 

*The genie hopes that you enjoy your world of blindness in green.

I wish the genie would take his meds more diligently.   

*The genie waves his hand and grants j_menz his wish.

"Genie meds consist of puny mortals heads."

*The genie removes j_menz's head and swallows it whole, drinking the blood spewing from his neck to wash it down.