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«Reply #10250 on: March 09, 2020, 10:32:05 AM »
Celine Dion's version was bad enough...

I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I'd been asked to play that bloody song, I wouldn't have to teach to make a living.


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«Reply #10251 on: March 11, 2020, 11:21:01 PM »
*Bobs cough.......s-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh and extends it in a giant wheezing cough*   Too bad that's not just text.


How about a little of this?




We'll kill off the thread. ;D   Starting with your ears.... mwuah-ha-ha! 8) ::)


I think that last one was worse though.  Next time... I can find worse.....



Getting closer.  Crank of the sound.  Put it on 144Hz on your monitor, crank the resolution up to a full 480p, and focus intently on the images.....  Also keep in mind the youtube creator had made a bunch of these videos they were running on autopilot at this point and the quality of the humor in the video itself had declined too, almost to the point where it's not really funny anymore....  Think about it.  Think about it!

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«Reply #10252 on: March 12, 2020, 01:24:13 AM »
*Bob ends the post with a scary possum gif.*


What Bob meant to post.






What Bob ends up with.







The possum sniffs scarily at you.  ::)

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«Reply #10253 on: March 12, 2020, 09:59:47 AM »
Meh - we get possums all the time in Australia. A quick visit from Doctor foot cures that.

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«Reply #10254 on: March 12, 2020, 02:10:03 PM »
Why is some moron posting some "answer" to "what is upper structures?"  With a video,no less. 

F# triad over C7.  There's an "upper structure."

I'm really cheesed off that people pretend putting some retard video is some kind of response.

Present company excluded, of course. 

Eh....I *** hate musicians.

But I hate business-people as much or even moreso. 

I just lost two-hundredK thanks to some moron dickcheeses in the *** 500.  MGHTHFOS.  Overnight.  Idiots.
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«Reply #10255 on: March 13, 2020, 07:58:57 AM »
I'm really cheesed off that people pretend putting some retard video is some kind of response.


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«Reply #10256 on: March 13, 2020, 11:31:20 AM »
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«Reply #10257 on: March 13, 2020, 02:53:35 PM »
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Oh compline... you're not experienced enough, or crafty enough to embed pictures in this particular thread. Your attempts to win are notified, but meagre.

Leave this to the professionals.

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«Reply #10258 on: March 13, 2020, 03:59:43 PM »
 On the contrary motion!  ;D
 My embedding effort is perfect for all to see! 
  No professionalism required  for this thread of miscellany of background noise, confusion and favourite distraction for some. 

Kind regards.  :D



 



           
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«Reply #10259 on: March 14, 2020, 12:30:46 AM »
You didn't embed anything... You failed at it - much like Bob does.

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«Reply #10260 on: March 14, 2020, 04:26:52 AM »
I'll build them a bed.
"The biggest risk in life is to take no risk at all."
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«Reply #10261 on: March 14, 2020, 05:37:11 AM »
I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

I wonder if that's why Outin hasn't been here in a while...

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«Reply #10262 on: March 14, 2020, 06:38:53 AM »
I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

I wonder if that's why Outin hasn't been here in a while...

You wish! I am not going to let you win ;)

I am not worried about the virus but it's keeping me damn busy...as a public servant I need to work on solving the mess caused by all the restrictions.

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«Reply #10263 on: March 14, 2020, 08:01:22 AM »
You wish! I am not going to let you win ;)

Of course you're not going to let me win... because it is outside of your control.

I'll win because you are inferior to me (me being a stubborn, psychotic Scotsman with a penchant for whiskey, winning and piano (and not necessarily in that order) who is going to outlive you all)

I'm going to win because I am a winner (and I sure as hell don't want you peasants to win)

Does that clarify things for you outin?

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«Reply #10264 on: March 14, 2020, 09:08:54 AM »
a stubborn, psychotic Scotsman with a penchant for whiskey, winning and piano
Well, that's a hat-trick of things that we have in common; Scotsman, penchant for whisky and ditto for piano (even though I'm not a pianist)...

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«Reply #10265 on: March 14, 2020, 09:44:28 AM »
Well, that's a hat-trick of things that we have in common; Scotsman, penchant for whisky and ditto for piano (even though I'm not a pianist)...

You're a Scotsman??? Somehow I don't believe you...

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«Reply #10266 on: March 14, 2020, 10:39:12 AM »
Of course you're not going to let me win... because it is outside of your control.

I'll win because you are inferior to me (me being a stubborn, psychotic Scotsman with a penchant for whiskey, winning and piano (and not necessarily in that order) who is going to outlive you all)

I'm going to win because I am a winner (and I sure as hell don't want you peasants to win)

Does that clarify things for you outin?

Somehow you still got it wrong...

Not only am I a grazy Finn


But also a crazy cat lady


That simply makes me invincible...you just have to deal with it!

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«Reply #10267 on: March 14, 2020, 12:23:14 PM »
You're a Scotsman??? Somehow I don't believe you...
That's up to you, of course, but it makes no difference to the fact!

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«Reply #10268 on: March 14, 2020, 02:09:35 PM »
Okay, I'll concede. Where abouts where you born?

I'm from Glasgow - not a Celtic or a Rangers fan... father got me out of there before I started picking teams.

But also a crazy cat lady


You realise that stray cats can cause Encephalitis (or swelling of the brain). It's only a matter of time before one of the cats give you it, then eat your rotting corpse as a substitute for you not feeding them... on the account of you being dead from the Encephalitis.

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«Reply #10269 on: March 14, 2020, 02:37:35 PM »
Okay, I'll concede. Where abouts where you born?
Dunfermline.

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«Reply #10270 on: March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM »
Dunfermline.

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Do you know a wee place called  Oakley? 

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«Reply #10271 on: March 14, 2020, 04:54:15 PM »
Do you know a wee place called  Oakley?
I don't; sorry. I've not been in Dunfermline for many years and have not lived in my native country for most of my life.

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«Reply #10272 on: March 14, 2020, 07:06:57 PM »
You realise that stray cats can cause Encephalitis (or swelling of the brain). It's only a matter of time before one of the cats give you it, then eat your rotting corpse as a substitute for you not feeding them... on the account of you being dead from the Encephalitis.

First of all my cats are not stray...they are well bred and house trained...secondly my brain is made of  steel...and last if I ever happen to die and the poor cats don't have enough food they are welcome to feast on me :)

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«Reply #10273 on: March 14, 2020, 09:05:31 PM »
I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

That would shocking if I haven't:  my day job is working in a warehouse in contact with hundreds of filthy, degenerate drivers and sometimes handling their nasty-ass parcels going out for delivery.

I also spend a good bit of time in one of the filthiest, nastiest bars in town.  It is a gross place, with gross people in it.  So, I fit right in!
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #10274 on: March 15, 2020, 12:11:40 AM »
I'm so hoping you live on the other side of the world from me.

35 years of being alive on this planet and I haven't gotten the flu once... I am NOT going to catch this fecken' thing.

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«Reply #10275 on: March 15, 2020, 05:17:48 AM »
I'm so hoping you live on the other side of the world from me.

35 years of being alive on this planet and I haven't gotten the flu once... I am NOT going to catch this fecken' thing.

So your immune system must have become really lazy...It may be I will win even sooner than I thought.

I have been in contact with all kinds of nasty things including tuberculosis and never been severely ill. I am not at all worried about the bug, but this will make a dent in my musical activities. Little time or energy to practice due to crisis at work  and lessons cancelled...

But no worry, I will make sure I have time to win this one :)

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«Reply #10276 on: March 15, 2020, 08:06:22 AM »
So your immune system must have become really lazy...It may be I will win even sooner than I thought.

I don't understand your train of thought. I teach dozens of kids a week, many of whom have walked in coughing up a lung or dribbling snot out of their nose every 17 seconds and I still haven't gotten the flu...

How does that make my immune system weak??? If anything, I'm going to outlive you all.

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«Reply #10277 on: March 15, 2020, 09:16:52 AM »
I don't understand your train of thought. I teach dozens of kids a week, many of whom have walked in coughing up a lung or dribbling snot out of their nose every 17 seconds and I still haven't gotten the flu...

How does that make my immune system weak??? If anything, I'm going to outlive you all.

Fighting the infections will teach your immune system how to work in crisis...yours is not yet prepared for a war :)

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«Reply #10278 on: March 15, 2020, 09:37:34 AM »
I HAVE been fighting infections. The amount of times I've had to teach kids with colds, flus and viruses - I will outlive Keith Richards for goodness sake.

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«Reply #10279 on: March 15, 2020, 10:08:04 AM »
I HAVE been fighting infections. The amount of times I've had to teach kids with colds, flus and viruses - I will outlive Keith Richards for goodness sake.

If you have not actually been really sick, that will be a new situation for your white blood cells...but we'll see who's going to win this one ;)

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«Reply #10280 on: March 15, 2020, 02:16:39 PM »
I also drink copious amounts of whiskey, which helps to clean the blood.

I'll do just fine.

Also, Well done on hitting 8K posts Outin. Seems pointless though since no matter how many you post - I WILL win this thread.

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«Reply #10281 on: March 15, 2020, 05:07:47 PM »
Also, Well done on hitting 8K posts Outin.

Oh thank you! I did not even notice...and it really was no effort. And that is why I will win...I can post in my sleep if needed :)

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«Reply #10282 on: March 16, 2020, 10:51:34 AM »
I can post in my sleep if needed :)

Maybe, but most of what you post in your sleep is complete gibberish.

No one even pays attention to what you write.

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«Reply #10283 on: March 16, 2020, 05:00:49 PM »
Maybe, but most of what you post in your sleep is complete gibberish.

No one even pays attention to what you write.

I believe you just did ;)

BTW, this country is closing down and I will have more than enough time to win...not much else to do in my free time...

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«Reply #10284 on: March 16, 2020, 11:31:48 PM »
*Bob enjoys being lazier with this post but still occasionally returning for a win anyway.* :)
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«Reply #10285 on: March 17, 2020, 09:54:44 AM »
I believe you just did ;)

I'm sorry, did you say something???

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«Reply #10286 on: March 17, 2020, 07:00:15 PM »
I'm sorry, did you say something???

Well, I still read some of the classics in my spare time.  Corona, is, more or less a "crown"

Therefore I have been crowned imperator of this thread.

That's right, kiddos.

Winning!
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«Reply #10287 on: March 17, 2020, 10:40:44 PM »
Well, I still read some of the classics in my spare time.  Corona, is, more or less a "crown"

Therefore I have been crowned imperator of this thread.

That's right, kiddos.

Winning!

I have been ordered to work from home and avoid people for a few weeks...which is great. Working hours have extended a bit too much but in a few days I think I have sorted out most things and will have plenty of time to post and win :)

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«Reply #10288 on: March 17, 2020, 11:57:00 PM »
I have been ordered to work from home and avoid people for a few weeks...which is great. Working hours have extended a bit too much but in a few days I think I have sorted out most things and will have plenty of time to post and win :)

Howard Hughes, American filmmaker and aviator, could win this thread.

Can you?

See.  I'm not convinced. 

But between recovering from a sprained or broken ankle (not sure which) and either bone spurs in my heel or incipient plantar fasciitis, I might have a chance.

Besides, I drink a lot of adult beverages and get very chatty about pointless absurdities.

Pretty much winning.
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«Reply #10289 on: March 18, 2020, 03:11:18 AM »

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«Reply #10290 on: March 18, 2020, 08:13:39 AM »
Dunfermline.

I did not know that. I must ask though - is there a reason you sign your name at the end of EVERY post? We do know who you are now. It's not like we're likely to forget.

I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

I wonder if that's why Outin hasn't been here in a while...

CALLED IT!!!

Howard Hughes, American filmmaker and aviator, could win this thread.

I have some bad news... Howard Hughes passed away... about 44 years ago. There's no chance he's winning this thread.

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«Reply #10291 on: March 18, 2020, 10:55:32 PM »


*Bob is kind of impressed.... Except for the rushing on the second half.  That's unacceptable.*
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«Reply #10292 on: March 19, 2020, 02:11:00 AM »
I have some bad news... Howard Hughes passed away... about 44 years ago. There's no chance he's winning this thread.

Sure there is.  He lives on in me, although in a degenerated form.  But, yes, slovenliness, collection of glass jars, and excellence at molesting woman.

That's what's needed to win, both this thread and life itself.
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #10293 on: March 19, 2020, 10:26:13 AM »
Sure there is.  He lives on in me, although in a degenerated form.  But, yes, slovenliness, collection of glass jars, and excellence at molesting woman.

I'm sorry, but have you had anyone rate your effectiveness at molesting woman? Has he or she written a detailed report identifying the key factors in what makes your molestation of woman to such a high level of the so-called 'excellence'???

(I feel dirty just typing this... but I feel it had to be asked)

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«Reply #10294 on: March 19, 2020, 12:31:11 PM »
I'm sorry, but have you had anyone rate your effectiveness at molesting woman?

Yes. 

Although, you have to understand the phrase "molesting women" can be understood in bijection with the phrase "molestation of women." 

It's to be understood as comprehending the objective and subjective genitive.

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Has he or she written a detailed report identifying the key factors in what makes your molestation of woman to such a high level of the so-called 'excellence'???

Yes.
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«Reply #10295 on: March 19, 2020, 01:52:31 PM »
And where is this report???

Also, on another subject - it's scary to think about the whole Coronavirus going about now... I mean has anyone seen the recent Death count???



[I don't mean to make light of the situation, or try to take the mickey out of it... but it's getting bloody bad. A few countries are being hit hard right now... hope they are surviving.]

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«Reply #10296 on: March 19, 2020, 06:24:03 PM »
It's horrible I know but I find this all quite entertaining...

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«Reply #10297 on: March 19, 2020, 07:39:21 PM »
It's horrible I know but I find this all quite entertaining...

It's about as entertaining as riding a hog.

Do you people understand?  The local bars are closed!  Where do I go for "lunch" during the week?  Cans of beer consumed outside in that awful sunshine? 

Like a savage?
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«Reply #10298 on: March 19, 2020, 10:46:52 PM »
Cans of beer consumed outside in that awful sunshine?

Aussies have been doing that for decades... it works for us.

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«Reply #10299 on: March 20, 2020, 01:44:58 AM »
It's about as entertaining as riding a hog.

Do you people understand?  The local bars are closed!  Where do I go for "lunch" during the week?  Cans of beer consumed outside in that awful sunshine? 

Like a savage?

I don't like sunshine either. Fortunately it's not much of a problem here. Most days it does not bother us at all. But we just closed the border so you cannot enter, sorry!

If I want to go out I just go to the woods.

And for food I have a freezer. I cannot cook much but I can put things in a kettle and let it be for half an hour or so. Put enough chili in and it tastes ok whatever the ingredients :)
I can also make porrridge in the microwave and cook eggs/pasta/rise/noodles.
I get most of my groceries delivered home anyway every 2 weeks or so.

I cannot consume alcohol anymore but what's the issue? When I did I often spend nice evenings with a botlle of red or whiskey. Who needs bars when you can drink alone at home?