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«Reply #10300 on: March 20, 2020, 05:38:57 AM »
I can also make porrridge in the microwave and cook eggs/pasta/rise/noodles.

I cannot consume alcohol anymore but what's the issue? When I did I often spend nice evenings with a botlle of red or whiskey.

And you're sure you're not hitting the sauce right now??? Not just tasting the Absinthe to make sure it hasn't expired???

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«Reply #10301 on: March 20, 2020, 04:47:47 PM »
And you're sure you're not hitting the sauce right now??? Not just tasting the Absinthe to make sure it hasn't expired???

I was just too lazy to correct those,  typing on the small phone can be a pain...

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«Reply #10302 on: March 20, 2020, 07:34:22 PM »
I was just too lazy to correct those,  typing on the small phone can be a pain...

Well, to be fair, a bottle of whiskey (let's say 750 ml) at the regular eighty proof is only about seventeen units of alcohol.

A bottle of Scotch? 

Probably a bit less.

He's probably a light-weight, what with drinking beers in the outback among the harmful effects of solar radiation.
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«Reply #10303 on: March 20, 2020, 10:59:22 PM »
*Bob googles if alcohol will kill the coronavirus....*
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«Reply #10304 on: March 20, 2020, 11:21:33 PM »
Well, to be fair, a bottle of whiskey (let's say 750 ml) at the regular eighty proof is only about seventeen units of alcohol.

A bottle of Scotch? 

Probably a bit less.

Oh no... A bottle of 750ml I believe is 22 units, if it's a bottle of Scotch Whiskey. It won't be less than your standard whiskeys.

And here's hoping alcohol will kill it. A shot of scotch a night to be sure can't hurt.

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«Reply #10305 on: March 21, 2020, 04:07:09 AM »
Oh no... A bottle of 750ml I believe is 22 units, if it's a bottle of Scotch Whiskey. It won't be less than your standard whiskeys.

And here's hoping alcohol will kill it. A shot of scotch a night to be sure can't hurt.

You need about 60% to kill it. So must be a bit stronger than what you'd normally drink ;)

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«Reply #10306 on: March 21, 2020, 04:19:55 AM »
You need about 60% to kill it. So must be a bit stronger than what you'd normally drink ;)

Isn't that about half water, what they usually drink down there? 

:)

ETA And, well, "Kill it. A shot of scotch a night to be sure can't hurt."

There's no need to come on that one, is there?   No, there is not. 


I leave the above as an insoluble mystery to future explorers of the web.
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«Reply #10307 on: March 21, 2020, 07:16:05 AM »
You need about 60% to kill it. So must be a bit stronger than what you'd normally drink ;)

I might need this then...


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«Reply #10308 on: March 21, 2020, 10:47:15 AM »
I might need this then...



Make sure to get some with especially high concentration of Artemisia absinthium. It will kill all coronaviruses!




And you...making my win even easier...

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«Reply #10309 on: March 21, 2020, 01:27:48 PM »
Make sure to get some with especially high concentration of Artemisia absinthium. It will kill all coronaviruses!

Excellent... I'll get straight onto it. If we're going to self-isolate - might as well be with a bottle of the good stuff.
I'll outlive you Outin, you cheeky bastard.

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«Reply #10310 on: March 21, 2020, 05:05:39 PM »
*Bob googles if alcohol will kill the coronavirus....*

It doesn't, not unless you're swishing it in your mouth like mouthwash, in which case mouthwash has more to kill germs so it's better.
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«Reply #10311 on: March 21, 2020, 06:29:19 PM »
It doesn't, not unless you're swishing it in your mouth like mouthwash, in which case mouthwash has more to kill germs so it's better.

Silly Bob...unlike mouthwash you can swallow it afterwards and get a nice bonus ;)

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«Reply #10312 on: March 21, 2020, 06:59:35 PM »
Silly Bob...unlike mouthwash you can swallow it afterwards and get a nice bonus ;)

This is just getting to be outlandish hooliganism, and it's starting me to think about the ways in which piano playing remains somewhat a boys' group.



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«Reply #10313 on: March 21, 2020, 07:06:44 PM »
This is just getting to be outlandish hooliganism, and it's starting me to think about the ways in which piano playing remains somewhat a boys' group.



I love tacos almost as much as pizza! Give me a buffet full of mexican food and I can eat myself to death...but I won't, just to annoy pp...

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«Reply #10314 on: March 21, 2020, 07:12:53 PM »
I love tacos almost as much as pizza! Give me a buffet full of mexican food and I can eat myself to death...but I won't, just to annoy pp...

And viola

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«Reply #10315 on: March 21, 2020, 08:33:51 PM »




Wait... *Bob's not sure what this gif is from.* :-\
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«Reply #10316 on: March 21, 2020, 09:24:16 PM »
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #10317 on: March 21, 2020, 10:43:18 PM »
*Bob takes the lead once again with the winning broccoli, while everyone else is left with their second place carrots.*  ::)




Oh well.  It's better quality on this link anyway.
https://v.redd.it/dokc4sz0n0o41/DASH_240?source=fallback
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«Reply #10318 on: March 21, 2020, 11:39:47 PM »
Give me a buffet full of mexican food and I can eat myself to death...but I won't, just to annoy pp...

Are you sure... that does look MIGHTY tasty. I'm sure you'd love to go for some Mexican now and satiate your taste buds. I mean... look at how tasty this all looks.





Mmmm mmm.


*Bob once again shows that does not understand the rules of embedding images on this site. Bob shows his incompetence again*  ::)

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«Reply #10319 on: March 22, 2020, 03:14:51 AM »
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #10320 on: March 22, 2020, 05:22:32 AM »
Are you sure... that does look MIGHTY tasty. I'm sure you'd love to go for some Mexican now and satiate your taste buds. I mean... look at how tasty this all looks.






You are right, it looks very tempting...with chicken that is. The meat does not, although I can stand minced meat if there's enough spices to cover the taste.

But sorry, cannot leave home and even if I could, not sure if the few restaurants that can prepare such food are open. So it's porridge time again :)

Btw. If this crisis gets worse and lasts long, would you like to place bets? I will open a bank account and you can choose from two scenarios:
I will eat my cats to avoid starving or my cats will eat me after I die (or in my sleep if I ran out of cat food)
Just send email to iwillgetrichandyoulose@hotmail.com

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«Reply #10321 on: March 22, 2020, 08:20:44 AM »
Btw. If this crisis gets worse and lasts long, would you like to place bets? [...] you can choose from two scenarios:
I will eat my cats to avoid starving or my cats will eat me after I die (or in my sleep if I ran out of cat food)

Either you eat your cats, get encephalitis and die; or you die, your cats eat you and get COVID-19 and die.

Either way, I'm winning this thread.

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«Reply #10322 on: March 22, 2020, 10:03:47 AM »
Either you eat your cats, get encephalitis and die; or you die, your cats eat you and get COVID-19 and die.

Either way, I'm winning this thread.

Either way I will become the first ever zombie posting on pianostreet!

While eating your brain...

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«Reply #10323 on: March 22, 2020, 10:36:08 AM »
Either way I will become the first ever zombie posting on pianostreet!

While eating your brain...

Damnit - I wanted to see what the first million digits of pi looked like at size 1 font, but the bloody thing wouldn't let me.     >:(

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«Reply #10324 on: March 22, 2020, 10:55:25 AM »
So, I'm uncertain of the messaging here.

I'm pretty sure "death from above" is up there with becoming a zombie, and probably dying.  And having cats eat my flesh.

And all he said was "more meat taco."

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #10325 on: March 23, 2020, 01:02:56 PM »
What is death from above??? Technically having ravens come from the sky to peck your face and brains to pieces would probably be considered 'Death from above'...

I sure as sh*t don't want that...

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«Reply #10326 on: March 23, 2020, 05:21:21 PM »
What is death from above??? Technically having ravens come from the sky to peck your face and brains to pieces would probably be considered 'Death from above'...

I sure as sh*t don't want that...

Been watching The Birds, have you?

Death from above of course happens when aliens descent on you and suck out your insides to make a trophy.

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«Reply #10327 on: March 23, 2020, 06:35:37 PM »
You're evil!  You brought the birds!
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«Reply #10328 on: March 24, 2020, 05:30:43 AM »
Been watching The Birds, have you?

No... I just have a fucked up imagination. Is it a good movie?

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«Reply #10329 on: March 24, 2020, 09:21:05 AM »
No... I just have a fucked up imagination. Is it a good movie?

Of course, it's a classic!

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«Reply #10330 on: March 24, 2020, 02:20:46 PM »
Meh - if it's a classic, then I won't bother. I'd prefer to watch movies that were made post 2000. Most movies before that bore me.

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«Reply #10331 on: March 24, 2020, 03:11:20 PM »
Meh - if it's a classic, then I won't bother. I'd prefer to watch movies that were made post 2000. Most movies before that bore me.
You were born before 2000. Just saying...

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«Reply #10332 on: March 24, 2020, 05:39:36 PM »
Meh - if it's a classic, then I won't bother. I'd prefer to watch movies that were made post 2000. Most movies before that bore me.

What an uncivilized pig you are!

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«Reply #10333 on: March 24, 2020, 06:30:16 PM »
What an uncivilized pig you are!

Oh, come on now.

It isn't as though he said, like I'm going to, "most women (or people!) made before 2000 bore me"!

Which is not true.  Before 1980, though, yes, that's true.

Most movies made after 1980 are crap, though.  Not all, just most.  And the one's that aren't can't be appreciated fully without a better-than-average understanding of the real movies that came before.
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«Reply #10334 on: March 24, 2020, 07:36:46 PM »
Oh, come on now.

It isn't as though he said, like I'm going to, "most women (or people!) made before 2000 bore me"!

Which is not true.  Before 1980, though, yes, that's true.

Most movies made after 1980 are crap, though.  Not all, just most.  And the one's that aren't can't be appreciated fully without a better-than-average understanding of the real movies that came before.

Cannot believe I am actually in agreement with one of the weirdest nut jobs ever on Pianostreet  :o

Except in my case it's most women made before 1980 that bore me :)

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«Reply #10335 on: March 25, 2020, 02:30:22 AM »
Cannot believe I am actually in agreement with one of the weirdest nut jobs ever on Pianostreet  :o

Except in my case it's most women made before 1980 that bore me :)

Bah.  Nut this, fancy lad.

Women.  Men.  Bah, they're all the same in the dark. 

Loathsome carriers of viruses known and unknown.

Now go eat your porridge and watch Citizen Kane or some Carl Dreyer movies, old man!
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«Reply #10336 on: March 25, 2020, 08:59:10 AM »
What an uncivilized pig you are!

EXCUSE ME??? I said I prefer movies after 2000, instead of before. I didn't say movies before 2000 sucked arse - it's just that they bore me.

People are allowed preferences and I sure didn't chastise you for your choice.

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«Reply #10337 on: March 25, 2020, 10:29:26 AM »
EXCUSE ME??? I said I prefer movies after 2000, instead of before. I didn't say movies before 2000 sucked arse - it's just that they bore me.

People are allowed preferences and I sure didn't chastise you for your choice.
You may be allowed preferences, but I am also allowed to chastise them ;)

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«Reply #10338 on: March 25, 2020, 01:37:14 PM »
Then let the CHASTISING BEGIN!!!

[erm.....]



Your username sucks.    8)

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«Reply #10339 on: March 25, 2020, 04:25:48 PM »
Then let the CHASTISING BEGIN!!!

[erm.....]



Your username sucks.    8)

That's because I'm a sucker for you!

Pigs are among my favorite animals ;)

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«Reply #10340 on: March 25, 2020, 04:41:51 PM »
That's because I'm a sucker for you!

Pigs are among my favorite animals ;)

Oh.  Like a lamprey or some kind of remora.

Pigs indeed.  Ever heard of anything called a swine flu?

Chastise.

Bah.  More like a chastity belt you people should be wearing to not contaminate the genetic cesspool.

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«Reply #10341 on: March 26, 2020, 05:33:56 AM »
Oh.  Like a lamprey or some kind of remora.

Pigs indeed.  Ever heard of anything called a swine flu?

Chastise.

Bah.  More like a chastity belt you people should be wearing to not contaminate the genetic cesspool.

You don't have to worry about me, never had any intention to reproduce. Selfish I know, considering my wonderful genes...

Of course I remember swine flu, but it never got me. I have had some sort of influenza only once as an adult. I was kidnapped to a hospital due to suspected epidemic nepropathy (rodent fever). It wasn't, but due to being quaranteed in the hospital, I ended up quitting smoking for good. So as usual I got out as a winner :)

Did you know that your immune system is mainly built in childhood? The more dirt you ate the better? And did you know that genetic diversity also has a huge impact on the flexibility of your immune system? The less inbreeding the better. In humans this is unfortunately very much neglected since they are allowed to breed as they like. Nobody is even calculating their inbreeding coefficients  ::)

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«Reply #10342 on: March 26, 2020, 10:13:04 PM »
I ended up quitting smoking for good. So as usual I got out as a winner :)

Sure, I guess in a sort of communist style of "winning." 

I prefer to circulate the spending money, rather than hoarding it

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Did you know that your immune system is mainly built in childhood? The more dirt you ate the better? And did you know that genetic diversity also has a huge impact on the flexibility of your immune system? The less inbreeding the better.

No.  I did not know that. 

What if I'm filthy and like inbreeding?  For example, white wimmin.  They're probably all related to me, even the protestants. 

But I was clean and tidy child and eschewed mating with my kin-folk.

I know what it is:  I win the *** prize. 




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«Reply #10343 on: March 26, 2020, 10:36:52 PM »
You can't embed webm files on here.

What is this?  Wrapped up in corn husks?

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«Reply #10344 on: March 26, 2020, 11:47:44 PM »
You don't have to worry about me, never had any intention to reproduce. Selfish I know, considering my wonderful jeans...

I fixed your spelling.     ;D

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«Reply #10345 on: March 27, 2020, 03:20:51 PM »
I fixed your spelling.     ;D
You mean the ones I bought for 9,90EUR? I have little interest in clothing you know...as long as it's warm and comfortable, it's fine.

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«Reply #10346 on: March 27, 2020, 03:23:33 PM »
Sure, I guess in a sort of communist style of "winning." 

I prefer to circulate the spending money, rather than hoarding it

Even as a dedicated communist I have no idea what you mean... what has money got to do with it?  ???


But I was clean and tidy child and eschewed mating with my kin-folk.
I was NOT a tidy child so I am expecting to be rewarded soon...

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«Reply #10347 on: March 27, 2020, 11:43:30 PM »
Even as a dedicated communist I have no idea what you mean...

It's J_Tour... no one has a clue what he says and means half the time.


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«Reply #10348 on: March 28, 2020, 12:28:50 AM »
It's J_Tour... no one has a clue what he says and means half the time.

You son of a b*&&*, I know half what I mean some of the time.  F*&^** je&^&( mo&^^*fu&.

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«Reply #10349 on: March 28, 2020, 06:41:33 AM »
You son of a b*&&*, I know half what I mean some of the time.  F*&^** je&^&( mo&^^*fu&.

See... types using ampersands and asterisks and can't even use the alphabet to form words.

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