See... types using ampersands and asterisks and can't even use the alphabet to form words.
yes, that's a test post to see how the automated filter works.
Putain merde, franchement ça me fait chier. Putasse merde même.
Not too bad, you're a fast learner!
Ouais et comment, espèce putain. Merde. Ça me fait bien rigoler ces choses-là, putain qu'on merde. Putain.
I don't actually speak french you know... even with the help of mr google I could not figure out the connection between the text and the photo. It only made me hungry, perkele!
I'm pretty sure there's still marks from where the jockey was hitting the animal the burger came from, though.
WHY is it that, the mention of horsemeat... THIS: ...was the first thing that came to mind.
Because you're a nerd?
You say that, like it's a bad thing.
One minute you're hanging out a nudie bar with a few pals, the next thing you know they're bringing out a hardcover edition of some Tolkien novel, and trying to talk to the strippers, and it's game over, man.
Hey... don't use them as a reasonable example of a 'nerd'. I don't even own a copy of the Tolkein books.
That is a damned good graphic, though.
DAMNIT... I had a good comeback to that earlier - why the HECK didn't it post???
Maybe, but we ain't dumb enough to click any of your links... Bob taught me better than that. Actually, no... he lulled me into a false sense of trust and then embedded awful things from the internet that shouldn't have ever been resurrected. Damn you Bob... now I can't trust anyone on the internet. ...and you're not helping to build that trust J_Tour. Anyway, to distract you - here's Steve Martin playing the Banjo with Kermit the frig...
Because I won it.
You always 'won' the thread... 'won' being the past tense......as in, always being 2nd best and beaten by others. Like me.
Are you all forgetting about my 4th dimension win???I'm going to come back in the future and end this thread once and for all when you're all dead.
That is some grade-A classic nerdery right there.
HEY!!!That deserves an effing A+, thank you very much... Like to see any of you beat THAT!!!
You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first...
Never seen the movie... and thanks to that little clip, lost all interest of ever seeing it in the first place.
So have you even seen The Shining? Silence of the Lambs? Pulp Fiction?
YesYes and...Yes. And no offense, but I thought this scene......was just uncomfortable.
so you probably guess what my opinions about a bunch of English hoodlums have to say is. Not that good, I'd say. I don't give a flying eff what some damned pommie English people have to say.
Yeah... no way I can watch a black and white movie. Seriously???
That would give me a headache...
Bah. You people are giving me a headache now. I gotta go into my day job in a few hours and I just now last night texted one of my gals that I think me and her should eff. Now, I said it nice, and in French text/chat slang, which I know she doesn't speak and probably none of the automated translators would give a good translation, but all she's got to do is call up somebody who knows and they'll tell her exactly what I said, and she's not going to be none too pleased with me. More or less I told her "Hey, honey, you and me, let's f***." There's no mistaking what I said.She's undoubtedly going to either punch me in the face later today, or just laugh at me, or she's just going to give me one of those looks like "I'm very disappointed in you, fool."Nah, that's fine. I'll go in today and face the music, so to speak.But on three hours sleep? She's not going to be happy at all, I know.
Damn... that was highly enjoyable. I laughed my arse at that. My day has just gotten a little nicer. Anyone else teaching piano online nowadays???