Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

That is one of the most horrifying things I have ever ever seen, outin.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

I'm going back to full Wesley Willis, is how I'm fixing.

[perfect_pitch]

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Do it properly J_Tour...

[j_tour]

Do it properly J_Tour...

I don't even have to watch the video.  I know what that is.

I already did that pregnant cat clip! 

Granted, it's a classic. 

But how about some respect for the families and children?

That's what I'm all about, and you should be too.

Outin is beyond hope, but she'll manage, I guess.

/*ETA Oh, you'll be amused that the word μοφο now is corrected to "pragenated dog" or whatever protestant zealotry inspires such "emendations."*/

/*EETA Also, I'd like to state my support for children and families everywhere.  Music and the music business can be rotten at times, and I feel it's a blessing, may I invoke the name of my lord and savior, to encourage responsible activity.  I wish more countries were more like the UK and Sweden and had state-mandated religious affiliations. 

But, as a mere pacifist and at best a brother in arms, I'd like to take a moment in silence and sing to myself the words to that song of miracles, 'Let It Be.'"

Join me, won't you?*/

[Bob]

Hm..... All I'm registering is Family Ties, which means suicide I think.... Then being stupid, then a weirdo guy going after high school girls.... who also drives a Lincoln....


All right, all right, all right then....




But I already posted that.  Years ago.   

[perfect_pitch]

I'd like to take a moment in silence and sing to myself the words to that song of miracles, 'Let It Be.'

Oh christ, not that song - can't stand it. Full of delusional dreams and the promise of a better tomorrow that will never, never ever in our existance... happen.

[j_tour]

All right.

I don't know who is responsible, but I'm absofuckinglutely sure that someone needs step into the position and wear the device.

It's called tmesis, people. 

And don't you ever look at me while you're in a prone position with the device on your scalp.

[perfect_pitch]

Me: Erm, Alex - I'll take 'The reason I needed to see a Chiropractor for the rest of my life' for $200...

Alex: What is this device, pictured here?

[j_tour]

Alex: What is this device, pictured here?

I like to think of the device as a little something called "I've never had a dingo eat my dingus."

But, your mileage might vary. 

It's all up to you.

Just interlace your hands behind your back and step forward into the device, citizen. Things will be much easier for you if you comply, citizen.

Now I can be a real good guy, but my partner, Earl Ray, he can be one real mean son of a pregnant dog.

It's all up to you.

Now, I'd just go ahead and step forward into the device.  Be a lot easier.



You're a good cop, McCloud.  Choose life!  Especially when the children are around.

Don't want to wake up Dragline. 

You do the children and I'll do Dragline and the other principals.

[visitor]

Y'all dismissed
See you next time

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh - Tiktok... that elusive app that might allow a meagre citizen join the ranks of fame for doing stupid sh*t, while the Chinese steal all their personal information.

I don't have it installed on my phone, but that's because I'm a sensible mother-***.

[j_tour]

Ahhh - Tiktok... that elusive app that might allow a meagre citizen join the ranks of fame for doing stupid sh*t, while the Chinese steal all their personal information.

I don't have it installed on my phone, but that's because I'm a sensible mother-***.

Well.  It seems to me that we're going to have another bit of failure to communicate.

Seems to me that one of you all has got a bit of rabbit in his blood.  Well, we've got a set of leg irons to match the device iron. 

For your own good.

 

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously J_Tour - do you know ANY other movies than that piece of what seems like 1970's Nostalgia???

[j_tour]

Seriously J_Tour - do you know ANY other movies than that piece of what seems like 1970's Nostalgia???

Well.  Now there's probably at least a few sides to every story, although I expect yours may be sordid, but I forgive you, my brother.  We've all been tempted.

Oh, I have to excuse myself, but just to satisfy my own yankee curiosity, shame on me, but is there some reason I'm so blessed by my lord and savior amen to have my handle initially capitalized?

It'd really say nothing, I just have a real good hankering to make family time into piano time, and I surely wouldn't want to let anything intercede in my marital affairs with my lawfully wedded wife with whom I perform the marital act regularly.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh god - the Godfather, yet another overly glorified movie that was nothing more than an incredibly long waste of time.

[j_tour]

Oh god - the Godfather, yet another overly glorified movie that was nothing more than an incredibly long waste of time.

Well you clearly haven't read the novel, which is Hochliteratur and a masterpiece of vernacular.

Go watch another star war or have an aids baby or whatever you kids do.

[j_tour]

Well you clearly haven't read the novel, which is Hochliteratur and a masterpiece of vernacular.

Go watch another star war or have an aids baby or whatever you kids do.

Pretty, pretty.  You don't ever want to get a love letter from me.  Do you know what a love letter is?

[perfect_pitch]

People haven't sent letters in almost 15 years... E-mail for christs sake.

Get with the times.

[Bob]

*Bob, about to head out to mail a letter.*

[j_tour]

Oh god - the Godfather, yet another overly glorified movie that was nothing more than an incredibly long waste of time.

Typical Lucy Mancini.

I think Bob is the only contender for the prize.

I'lll get him:  he's sticking his little thing out now, but that makes it easier to snatch it up and hold.  And cut.

[perfect_pitch]

I'lll get him:  he's sticking his little thing out now, but that makes it easier to snatch it up and hold.  And cut.

Like I tell my students, you have to use more descriptive words than 'thing'...

...however in this case, I'll make an exception. I REALLY don't want to know what the hell you're talking about.

[j_tour]

...however in this case, I'll make an exception. I REALLY don't want to know what the hell you're talking about.

Ding Ding Ding! 

That's the right answer!

[perfect_pitch]

Ding Ding Ding! 

That's the right answer!

Thank you... now what's my prize???

[j_tour]

Thank you... now what's my prize???

You have earned the privilege to strap the device to the circumference of your head about the forehead.

Or, as one says „das Ding" is to be attached and exercised, in case you didn't recognize the pun.

[perfect_pitch]

You have earned the privilege to strap the device to the circumference of your head about the forehead.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Meh - the french language is so screwed up...



Try saying THAT when you've had a large tipple of whiskey.

[j_tour]

Try saying THAT when you've had a large tipple of whiskey.

So there's a lot of homophones, or nearly so.

Anyway, isn't there a star war with a universal translator?

You should acquire one of those and embed in your ear. 

Very deeply. 

It's moderately unpleasant, but I feel a boy like yourself should manage.

[perfect_pitch]

Anyway, isn't there a star war with a universal translator?

Nah... all you need is a Babel fish.

[j_tour]

The biblical reference to the Tower of Babel is disagreeable to me.

Therefore I suggest something like this, from a star war.

[Bob]

A five pound neck head ring/weight thing actually isn't bad at all.  I don't think I'd do more than that, but five pounds is enough to give a little stretch to neck muscles.  It doesn't feel bad at all.

[j_tour]

A five pound neck head ring/weight thing actually isn't bad at all.  I don't think I'd do more than that,
but five pounds is enough to give a little stretch to neck muscles.

A reasonable person:  a most excellent κῦδος to you, Bob.  Hats off:  a reasonable, rational, clear-minded
person, of whom I don't deny the appelation "genius." Studying the classics and practicing them pays off,
I'm sure you'll agree.

The Burghers of Calais bore similar devices with weight, foreboding, but also with a sense of manly resolve.

It doesn't feel bad at all.

Well, if I may suggest training for explosive power, similar to that at which tennis players , American football players
(UK and commonwealth unfortunates may get it confused with what they call "soccer" or "footie," but my meaning
should be clear), and other athletes excel.

If done carefully with a modest amount of weight at first, the jerking and swiveling motions involved will yield the
powerful, robust, thick, heavily muscled neck all men aspire to, and all women find irresistible.

Try saying THAT
 when you've had a large tipple of whiskey.

Would twelve beers count?  That's nothing:  it's not even a tongue-twister:  just repeat "vert" over and over
again and Bob's your uncle!  There are some good one's like the homophonic translation into French of the
 Mother Goose Rhymes and so forth, but that green worm one is not even a tongue twister. 

Where'd you even find that sh*t?

I'm very disappointed.

[perfect_pitch]

Therefore I suggest something like this, from a star war.

[j_tour]

https://h ttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/67/9d/e6679d2ea6bf8bb270e86bc315017ac5. jpg

So some bald guy with a made-up name wants some guy named Larry to commit an act of violence?

I just can't hear that.  Been half deaf since the accident.

[Bob]

How did I miss this gem for so long?   

Here's some ear worms for you all.   

And a little more.

This... is stupid.  How is a kid going to put the sound together with the very brief mention of the instrument, esp. when brass is overpowering the instrument they highlight?   They're just tacking words onto things....

[j_tour]

How did I miss this gem for so long?   

Here's some ear worms for you all.   

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX20kcp7j5c

And a little more.

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8z7UjET1Is

This... is stupid.  How is a kid going to put the sound together with the very brief mention of the instrument, esp. when brass is overpowering the instrument they highlight?   They're just tacking words onto things....

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LALMimG1MDY

No, no, no, heck no.

None of that now. 

[perfect_pitch]

How did I miss this gem for so long?   

Here's some ear worms for you all.   

Lucky I have THIS!!!



Seems to kill all kinds of worm... worth a shot. I've never heard the song, but I will happily go to my grave knowing I didn't succumb to hitting that play button.

[Bob]

//

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\@_

_@/


That's one of the dumbest songs I've heard I think.


But... That's enough of that.  I thought this had something to do with the left shark.  *Bob does not remember why the left shark was important.  Or even which shark is "left."  Left from the viewer or stage left?*





Yeah, this isn't worth looking into more.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/01/bryan-gaw-a-k-a-left-shark-reveals-his-super-bowl-secrets.html#:~:text=Left%20Shark%20Breaks%20His%20Silence%20Ahead%20of%20Super%20Bowl%20LII,-By%20Brian%20Feldman&text=For%20the%20rest%20of%20you,appeared%20to%20suck%20at%20dancing.

Who's paying attention to a background shark?  Looked good enough to me.


Yeah, that was a waste of time.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/super-bowl-xlix-halftime-left-shark

I did find the whole halftime show youtube video but it's more work to copy and paste in here.

[perfect_pitch]

Is that Katy Perry dancing with humanoid sharks??? Usually you only see that type of sh*t in an acid trip, or a dream...

...but hell, I didn't think Katy's reputation had slid so much she had to resort to THIS!!!

[j_tour]

Oh, now, you fellas can't get it greasy like Tina-na-na?

[perfect_pitch]

I never liked that song, but DAMN IT - she sung the hell out of SIMPLY THE BEST!!!

Still one of the greatest songs to this day.

[Bob]

Is that Katy Perry dancing with humanoid sharks??? Usually you only see that type of sh*t in an acid trip, or a dream...

...but hell, I didn't think Katy's reputation had slid so much she had to resort to THIS!!!

It's a half time show.  Probably got paid well, so they perform. 


Meanwhile... We need to convince Nils to upgrade the forum to allow embedded mp4 files.

Man, that's rough.  You have to manually tell it to loop to get the effect.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DecimalWellgroomedFlyingfox-mobile.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

Meanwhile... We need to convince Nils to upgrade the forum to allow embedded mp4 files.

Man, that's rough.  You have to manually tell it to loop to get the effect.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DecimalWellgroomedFlyingfox-mobile.mp4

Meh - it doesn't look that funny... I'd prefer something be done about the bloody spammers who have started plaguing us in the last couple months.

[Bob]

(We also need to fix the forum in terms of when someone posts something that screws up the formatting on the rest of the page.    )


And then this guy made an appearance in the thread.

That kid.... Yes, he grew up fast.  Feel old yet? 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry, but I tried drinking... then I tried Crack, smack, Ganja, speed, heroin, talcum powder, and even snorting anthrax... and yet each time I did something different I watched this video...

...and I still couldn't make mother-*** sense of what the sh*t he was trying to say?!?

Is there a Hill-billy to English translator somewhere???

[j_tour]

Is there a Hill-billy to English translator somewhere???

Sure.  I speak yokel. 

It's your destiny if you keep drinking that wood alcohol and rassling with they crocodiles, sonny boy!

[perfect_pitch]

It's your destiny if you keep drinking that wood alcohol and rassling with they crocodiles, sonny boy!

What the hell is wood alcohol?!?

[j_tour]

What the hell is wood alcohol?!?

It's a very refined small-batch liquor which is traditionally made in pot stills or by freeze-distillation.

I'd recommend it.

White lightning, eau de vie, mountain dew, applejack.

It goes by many names, but you must drink much of it, and quickly.

[perfect_pitch]

It's a very refined small-batch liquor which is traditionally made in pot stills or by freeze-distillation.

I'd recommend it.

White lightning, eau de vie, mountain dew, applejack.

It goes by many names, but you must drink much of it, and quickly.

Well, it is coming into Winter - so I am definitely on the look for some new inebriant.

[j_tour]

Well, it is coming into Winter - so I am definitely on the look for some new inebriant.

Then you want something with a high fusel oil content. 

Any of the white lightnings will satisfy that necessity:  no need to drink the Sterno. 

And you can improvise a little alcohol stove for preparing foods while you're going bush.

[perfect_pitch]

And you can improvise a little alcohol stove for preparing foods while you're going bush.

You do realise that almost no Australians live natively in 'the Bush'... we live under the roof of our house... in cities.

They are more civilised than you think (although you wouldn't think that with the way they drive).