Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Well, at least someone has the season of the spirit, or the spirit of the season, or whatever.

Just stop with the meshugene goyim pictures.  I'll carve a bird right up there.  And the whole family too. 

Or, do as I do and MIDIator App - Now available for Laptops/PC/ Macs .

Just Midiator them.

Goddamned *** clowns are *** everywhere.

I suggest that "Midiator" become a synonym for debauched, deviant, hardcore sexual acts everywhere.

[perfect_pitch]

Or, do as I do and MIDIator App - Now available for Laptops/PC/ Macs .

I don't think anyone in the last 15 years has fallen for that one - nice try though.

[j_tour]

I don't think anyone in the last 15 years has fallen for that one - nice try though.

Don't make me bring out the seasonal tunes.

Yeah!  Hit me Midiator me!   

[perfect_pitch]

We need to fill you with the Christmas cheer J_Tour...

That, or you can just get sh*t-brained on egg-nog and prance around the snow naked.

[j_tour]

We need to fill you with the Christmas cheer J_Tour...

Yeah, I got two fists and one way to Midiator that.  Midiator me some midiatoring mofomidiatoring midator midator that you midatoring midiatoring midiator. 

And you spelled my name wrong, you midiatoring midator midatoring midiator of a midiator, and I already midiatored it with your midiatoring sister so midiator on that you midiator.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, I got two fists and one way to Midiator that.  Midiator me some midiatoring mofomidiatoring midator midator that you midatoring midiatoring midiator. 

And you spelled my name wrong, you midiatoring midator midatoring midiator of a midiator, and I already midiatored it with your midiatoring sister so midiator on that you midiator.

I'm trying to figure out if J_Tour did that on purpose, or if Nils has placed some sort of auto type that censors his message.

It would be funny if it was the latter.

[j_tour]

Yeah, well midiator in one hand and midiator in the other and see which piles up faster, you midiatoring midiator of a midiator midiator.

Somehow I don't think my new slang word is going to catch on.

At least there's some discarded putz whose demented, retarded product will be forever linked to Wesley Willis and his music.

Suck my midiator's midiator's midiator!

Ad nauseam!

Nunc lugubre!

[j_tour]

My doctor said go home and get a bunch of rest, so I took a handfull of pills and drank until I passed out.

I'm not kidding you, I tell you this stuff, it's for real! 

[perfect_pitch]

I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was a comedian??? Damn. I mean, he was WELL before my time - and I know because Bill Murray looks so youthful there.

[j_tour]

I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was a comedian??? Damn. I mean, he was WELL before my time - and I know because Bill Murray looks so youthful there.

What?  He's the comedianest of comedians!  His younger days when he was working the Borscht Belt and appearing on TV spots is before my time as well, but I don't know what he'd be considered if not a comedian.  He tells jokes, you know.  That's his thing.

Bill Murray:  also a comedian.  He did that execrable remake/adaptation of Razor's Edge, and a few other non-comic roles in movies, but I think his best stuff is thought of as sort of deadpan comedy.

[Bob]

I knew that.






How could you not know that?

[perfect_pitch]

I knew that.
How could you not know that?

Easy - I'm not 100 years old.

[j_tour]

Easy - I'm not 100 years old.

But you're too enfeebled to poach crocodiles, and unable to carve kangaroos in the wild.  I was sure you were ancient in years.

That and the rather embarassing urinary incontinence.

Maybe that was somebody else.

[perfect_pitch]

But you're too enfeebled to poach crocodiles, and unable to carve kangaroos in the wild.  I was sure you were ancient in years.

Yeah - thanks to those bloody conservation bastards - you can't kill any living things over here unless they're tearing your face off - trying to stave of extinction and what not.

It's not for lack of trying.

That and the rather embarassing urinary incontinence.

Maybe that was somebody else.

That will be Bob.

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Taunting Happy Fun Bob? 

<Shakes head slowly>

Tut, tut.  That will never do.  </Shs>

 BTW I still need some kangaroo scrotums.  Cast away that handi-capable walker and cane and fetch me some, boy!

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Now, see?

See what you made Bob do?

[perfect_pitch]

What... post SNL clips??? We could do with a good laugh...

...Considering your joke about Kangaroo scrotums got ancient like 90 pages back, and is no longer deemed humorous.

[j_tour]

What... post SNL clips??? We could do with a good laugh...

What?  Kangaroo Jack? 

Where are my scrotes, anyway?

[perfect_pitch]

Where are my scrotes, anyway?

They're attached to the kangaroos... did you NOT take Biology in high school???

[j_tour]

They're attached to the kangaroos... did you NOT take Biology in high school???

I'm pretty sure the correct answer is "They're down under!  Now grab yourself a fat sheila and tucker into the bush!"

[Bob]

*Bob does not understand these weird references.*

[j_tour]

*Bob does not understand these weird references.*

Well that's OK.

I don't understand anything at all.

I live in the US and am a yanqui, not a yanker.

It sucks.

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob does not understand these weird references.*

Do you know what movie it was you referenced in the above post?

[j_tour]

Do you know what movie it was you referenced in the above post?

Well, I can't speak for Bob, but it's undoubtedly a publicity still from the gritty documentary film Point Break.

[Bob]

Do you know what movie it was you referenced in the above post?

[perfect_pitch]

Well... wouldn't know - never worked in an office cubicle. Sounds HORRIFIC!!!

[j_tour]

Well... wouldn't know - never worked in an office cubicle. Sounds HORRIFIC!!!

Meh, I worked for a while in an office during college.

It's all right. 

Keep a bottle of booze in your desk, try to get some stuff done, leer at the undergraduate students.

[perfect_pitch]

leer at the undergraduate students.

And how many times have you been sued for 'Sexual harassment in the workplace'

[j_tour]

And how many times have you been sued for 'Sexual harassment in the workplace'

Getting caught is for amateurs. 

[perfect_pitch]

Getting caught is for amateurs. 

I wouldn't say that - Harvey Weinstein got caught...

...hell, Kevin Spacey was outed as well.

[j_tour]

I wouldn't say that - Harvey Weinstein got caught...

...hell, Kevin Spacey was outed as well.

Kaiser Soze my ass.  Total amateurs.

Plausible deniability.

That's what it's all about.

[perfect_pitch]

Kaiser Soze my ass.  Total amateurs.

There was no Kaiser Soze - he's a myth!!! GEEZ, did you take nothing from that movie?

[j_tour]

There was no Kaiser Soze - he's a myth!!! GEEZ, did you take nothing from that movie?

They made a movie about that guy? 

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... just like 'Unhinged' was meant to be a documentary about some bloke who lost the plot and went mental, but in reality that's how all Australians normally drive.

[j_tour]

Yeah... just like 'Unhinged' was meant to be a documentary about some bloke who lost the plot and went mental, but in reality that's how all Australians normally drive.

Goddammit, they stole my story!  I was the original "mentally unstable man" who accosts bad drivers at random.  Preferably while half-drunk and "pleasing the master," if you know what I mean.

Choking the turkey neck.

Driving while flying high.

On a surfboard.

Buck naked.

Righetous dude.

Big Wednesday.

And, no, the version you're thinking of is Crocodile Dundee II, a role which was made for Paul Hogan and his big shoes.  One of America's greatest politicians, and a great humanitarian.

[perfect_pitch]

Bloody hell - does your reference of movies go any later than 1970??? Would be nice to talk about a movie that was made in the last 70 years.

[j_tour]

Bloody hell - does your reference of movies go any later than 1970??? Would be nice to talk about a movie that was made in the last 70 years.

Pretty sure Big Wednesday and Crocodile Dundee II qualify as exemplary titles that reflect what the kids these days are watching.

And Manos:  Hands of Fate is a classic every film student reveres.  Spoiler:  Torgo is the sled Manos had as a child! 

[perfect_pitch]

Pretty sure Big Wednesday and Crocodile Dundee II qualify as exemplary titles that reflect what the kids these days are watching.

Yeah - back in the 80's maybe. Hell, I wasn't even at pre-school yet when Crocodile Dundee aired. You really have trouble relating to the younger generation, don't you J_Tour?

[j_tour]

Hell, I wasn't even at pre-school yet when Crocodile Dundee aired.

And, yet that doesn't prevent you from libelling the name of one of the greatest actors and philanthropists of all time, Paul Hogan.

He has done more than any single person in history to establish and preserve pan-Pacific international relations.

And a greater comic genius than Jerry Lewis, Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, and Buster Keaton combined.

[Bob]

Yeah... just like 'Unhinged' was meant to be a documentary about some bloke who lost the plot and went mental, but in reality that's how all Australians normally drive.

I saw Unhinged recently.  If you haven't seen it, you're not missing anything.  It's like a bad low budget horror movie.  You can figure out the whole plot just from the idea of the movie.  Yep, that's it.  That's everything.  What you just pictured is the whole movie.  Plus, some of it is unintentionally funny or just doesn't make sense and distracts.  If Crowe wasn't in it, it would probably like a straight to DVD type of movie.  It's getting down there with Leprechaun or something like that where it's nice to be aware of it if there's any future movie quote or meme reference. 

I googled a bit, and it doesn't sound like it's a fat suit.  If Russell Crowe bulked up to something like 300 pounds for that movie, it definitely wasn't worth it.

Yep, that's him.  He's going to end up being an early celebrity death due to weight.




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8829827/Russell-Crowe-looks-worlds-away-Gladiator-days-20-years-on.html

[j_tour]

I googled a bit, and it doesn't sound like it's a fat suit.  If Russell Crowe bulked up to something like 300 pounds for that movie, it definitely wasn't worth it.

That's definitely Chief-Cheeto-Eater weight.  I don't think he's that tall a guy, either.

Wonder if he can still fight? 

[Bob]

With that and the fact the character died, I don't quite see a return there for Gladiator 2 if that happens.

[Bob]

....said Bob. 

[perfect_pitch]

And, yet that doesn't prevent you from libelling the name of one of the greatest actors and philanthropists of all time, Paul Hogan.

Any celebrity who makes millions, yet cheats on his taxes is in my book... A wanker.

No sympathy for him.

[j_tour]

Any celebrity who makes millions, yet cheats on his taxes is in my book... A wanker.

He did have a significant role in the final devastation of the North American bison, and he was certainly known to embellish his tales — or at least was content to have his story embellished by others — but a generation of schoolchildren were led by his exploits to discover for themselves the history of the civilization of the Western United States.

He was a great American, despite some significant flaws. 

One of the greatest.

Whoever drew that comic is a joker:  it's my idea to eat Cheetos from a bowl.  But not with a spoon.  Chopsticks.  Or a spoon. 

And, about that "movie" Unhinged.

Well, it's starting to look slightly better than Birdemic.  Until I see that turd Jimmi Simpson's character appear in the movie, I will continue to watch it.

It could be an iheritor to the bold lance that the classic Death Race 2000 first shewed.

He was the New Zealander midiator who midiatored the midiatoring great American actress Melanie Lynskey.  A complete midiatoring midiator.

Actually, on revision:  Jimmi Simpson that midiator has a tiny role in the film, and whatsisface, Crowe, is indeed big and imposing.  Kind of a John Goodman type character.  Very righteous character.

[perfect_pitch]

He was the New Zealander midiator who midiatored the midiatoring great American actress Melanie Lynskey.  A complete midiatoring midiator.

Nice Alliteration...

[j_tour]

Nice Alliteration...

OK, Speak-n-Spell.  Midiator-n-Midiator.

Do you want to see my app?

[perfect_pitch]

Do you want to see my app?

That sounds so much like a euphemism... so I'm going to say...

...NO!!!