Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

It's only fresh if you kill it first.

Well you can wrap it in plastic.  Just try to avoid making too many incisions to ensure freshness before use.

Just like a gentleman.

[perfect_pitch]

Well you can wrap it in plastic.  Just try to avoid making too many incisions to ensure freshness before use.

Hell no. I ain't doing your work for you. You gotta be a man and grow up at some point.

It's up to you to make your first kill.

[j_tour]

Hell no. I ain't doing your work for you. You gotta be a man and grow up at some point.

It's up to you to make your first kill.

You, sir, are no gentleman! 

I bet you don't even tip your fedora to the ladies or assist them with their chairs before dining.

[perfect_pitch]

I bet you don't even tip your fedora to the ladies or assist them with their chairs before dining.

Hey... you have stepped too far. While I would always tip my fedora and assist with the pushing of chairs into tables, I don't see how my not willing to kill your victims is any failure on my part.

You've mistaken my Chivalry for your laziness. Now, sharpen your sword and get out there, you'll only learn if you do things for yourself. 

[j_tour]

Hey... you have stepped too far. While I would always tip my fedora and assist with the pushing of chairs into tables, I don't see how my not willing to kill your victims is any failure on my part.

You've mistaken my Chivalry for your laziness. Now, sharpen your sword and get out there, you'll only learn if you do things for yourself.

I was giving helpful advice, you whelp!

If you wish to preserve the flesh, various plastic materials may help.

But, since you have not the patience, and I know, I advised you to not make many incisions before  having sealed the corpse.

Jeez, it's like you don't even know how to put the lotion on its skin!

It's as simple as learning key signat....oh....wait....there are minor keys too?  Should I make flash cards?

Just like a pom, has no roo scrotes with which to woo the genteel ladies of taste and breeding.  Tsk. 

[perfect_pitch]

J_Tour - I have almost 5 times as many posts as you, so if you think you're going to beat me; then you are deeply mistaken.

[j_tour]

J_Tour - I have almost 5 times as many posts as you, so if you think you're going to beat me; then you are deeply mistaken.

Simmer down, little man. 

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[compline]

You must be tired  pianists in here , left on the shelf to twiddle your thumbs and make incoherent mutterings in your advanced senility,  past your sell by dates!

It must make your depression worse with the thought of four years with Biden, and now he has appointed  a deeply corrupt  cabinet , I  never  thought I'd live to see the return of  that twisted creature of a man again such as John Kerry!  Now America is truly sunk to the nuts! 
Just like Putin said, America can no longer  boast of being a  super power 

RIP America!

[perfect_pitch]

You must be tired  pianists in here [...] It must make your depression worse with the thought of four years with Biden, and now he has appointed  a deeply corrupt  cabinet , I  never  thought I'd live to see the return of  that twisted creature of a man again such as John Kerry!  Now America is truly sunk to the nuts! 
Just like Putin said, America can no longer  boast of being a  super power 

RIP America!

Yeah - that doesn't apply to me. I don't live in America. But seriously... you'd rather Trump in office than Biden? He CAN'T be any more corrupt than Trump.

[compline]

No not necessarily Trump, but I much prefer the  Republicans than the Democ'rats. They are globalists and warmongers.

[j_tour]

It's the very ancient question.

Does one use the hammer, or the impermeable plastic sleeve?  Both, probably.

What would Paul Hogan do? 

[outin]

They are globalists and warmongers.

It's a bit hard to see how those two curse words actually go together...

But I will win as always

[j_tour]

It's a bit hard to see how those two curse words actually go together...

But I will win as always

You win nothing, you!

You're just jealous that your country doesn't have as virile and powerful leader as the US does at the moment.

Oh.   That's sort of the equivalent of saying, "Well, I don't have a hammer coated in blood, hair, and skin fragments under my bed right now."

Well, you still don't win!

[perfect_pitch]

You're just jealous that your country doesn't have as virile [... a] leader as the US does at the moment.

You spelt 'vile' wrong. Very common mistake to make.

[j_tour]

You spelt 'vile' wrong. Very common mistake to make.

That was implied.  I will midiator you!  [/JoeBesser]

[perfect_pitch]

That was implied.

Yeah... Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet. You should know that.

[compline]

It's a bit hard to see how those two curse words actually go together...

But I will win as always

Ok, OUtin, I hope this helps.
In general terms  the globalists propose a vision of the world which is totally at odds with what might be called the view of ordinary people.
For the globalists, what matters is power, and given that they have more money than anybody else, with the ridiculous concentrations of wealth in the hands of quite literally a few dozen people. They also have overwhelming political power to impose their will on everyone else.  The global elite are effectively beyond the rule of law and this is because they are so powerful , they get to make their own rules and the political class in the U.S. and Europe has largely been corrupted by them. The function of government is of course to protect the people from tyranny, but they are manifestly failing to do this. So you can say from the evidence we have a global elite at war with everyone else.
There is also a particular sense, without getting too political here in which the globalists are also warmongers, because their goal is to subjugate Russia which has been an aim since the 1990's .   
It is true that President Trump has tried to block this, but again there is no question in my mind that if the other side get in , Russia will be high on the hit list and we will be entering a very dangerous period indeed.

[j_tour]

Yeah... Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet. You should know that.

Stop trying to subjugate Russia!  Damn left-wing élitist bastard!

/s

But have you tried the new Midiator app yet?  It's great, and totally does not have suspect code handwritten in Intel x64 assembly in it!  I love it!

[Bob]

*Bob wonders how old that movie is now.... but doesn't want to know.*

[j_tour]

*Bob wonders how old that movie is now.... but doesn't want to know.*

There are some signs of dementia, or perhaps misplaced enthusiasm, in this thread.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Now, see, you blow into the big end of the horn, isn't that right, Jeannie?  Yeah.  Come along, Jerry, there's some ladies over here I'd like you to meet.

[perfect_pitch]

Funny - I saw that image being posted multiple times in reference to Trump supporters.

25 years old Bob... is the answer to your question

...you old Bastard!!!

[Bob]

https://i.gifer.com/242.mp4

"25 years..."

[j_tour]

You people are such children.

Here's how you do it.  99 Years, such a long, long, long time.

Also, have any of you tried the new Midiator?  It's a wonderful product, and once I have the correct contacts a number of our sales associates should be canvassing a street near you in order to give you a chance to examine this magnificent opportunity.

Remember:  if you don't midiate, I don't midiate!  And Janet down the street doesn't midiator at all.  But she could!

[perfect_pitch]

Remember:  if you don't midiate, I don't midiate!  And Janet down the street doesn't midiator at all.  But she could!

I Midiate all the time...

[I presume Midiate is the new colloquialism for...]

[j_tour]

I Midiate all the time...

Well, you're just a young boy:  I presume you midiator many times a day!

It's perfectly natural and normal.

But you better watch it, buddy!  The law is coming down hard on people who disparage the midiatoring.

[outin]

Ok, OUtin, I hope this helps.

Well, we all have our beliefs...however delusional...

[j_tour]

Well, we all have our beliefs...however delusional...

Hercule Poirot does not have these beliefs.  Instead he has the little grey cells, and which indicate certainty, and not to have with beliefs in such matters as you have these peoples to make beliefs with.

[Bob]

Here.  Get delusional with this.   

[compline]

Well, we all have our beliefs...however delusional...

There is nothing as delusional as being in denial of the truth.     

Just saying. 

Love Piano Street, oh wait , no no, I'm being delusional, oh wait, no,  Yes I do love piano street. Or maybe, do I,  yes, yes  of course I do..   

[compline]

Hercule Poirot does not have these beliefs.  Instead he has the little grey cells, and which indicate certainty, and not to have with beliefs in such matters as you have these peoples to make beliefs with.

Mmm, curious.  How did you know  Hercule Poirot was my favourite detective ?   

 

[j_tour]

Mmm, curious.  How did you know  Hercule Poirot was my favourite detective ?   

 

But Monsieur Poirot did not, in fact, know of this trait of yours.  However, does it not seem reasonable that all persons of correct disposition, and perhaps incorrect, should have become admirers of the Hercule Poirot and his little grey cells?

Does your username come from the vesperal Latin rite tradition of compline, or is that a coïncidence?  If so, I find that curious and indeed approve.

[Bob]

Mmm, curious.  How did you know  Hercule Poirot was my favourite detective ?   

 

[perfect_pitch]

There is nothing as delusional as being in denial of the truth.     

I know - but so many people cling onto the fact that they think they will beat me in this thread...

You have to give them something to hold on to in life - to give them hope.

It's only at the ABSOLUTE end that you crush them into a fine paste and laugh at your victory.

[j_tour]

I know - but so many people cling onto the fact that they think they will beat me in this thread...

You have to give them something to hold on to in life - to give them hope.

It's only at the ABSOLUTE end that you crush them into a fine paste and laugh at your victory.

Step away from the beer and leave the kangaroos alone for now.

You're talking all crazy talk, man!

My savage bloodlust ensures my victory.

[perfect_pitch]

Step away from the beer and leave the kangaroos alone for now.

Yeah, it's illegal to shoot kangaroos, you realise. And I've moved on from beer - I'm now onto Gin and Tonics.

[compline]

Does your username come from the vesperal Latin rite tradition of compline, or is that a coïncidence?  If so, I find that curious and indeed approve.
[/quote]

[compline]

But Monsieur Poirot did not, in fact, know of this trait of yours.  However, does it not seem reasonable that all persons of correct disposition, and perhaps incorrect, should have become admirers of the Hercule Poirot and his little grey cells?

Does your username come from the vesperal Latin rite tradition of compline, or is that a coïncidence?  If so, I find that curious and indeed approve.

Mmmm,  is this some kind of a  veiled message to say that you are of the Catholic persuasion? If so , some of your posts are  positively demonic!   

 Yes, The English word compline, is derived from the Latin completorium, as compline is the completion of the working day.   The final prayers of he day etc. 

[compline]

Compline.....

Not to be confused with the nutritional drink .   




Complan.  Don't know what happened to the image.

[compline]

He's crap!

[perfect_pitch]

He's crap!

He's also... fictional - hate to break it to you.

[j_tour]

Is this some kind of a  veiled message to say that you are of the Catholic persuasion? If so , some of your posts are  positively demonic!   

Thanks for the clarification:  it took me a moment to make the connection, but it's been a while since I've heard that term.

Not particularly veiled:  I'm a practicing Catholic, Roman Rite, I'm just a very bad Catholic.  What with the atheism, and the being a complete ass sometimes. 

I do get some pleasure out of reciting the Latin rosary "prayers," (although I can't remember the Versicle and Response to the Salve Regina, just the main part, and never include the non-canonical [long] St. Joseph at the end) and assisting in the mass using the traditional universal language (under my breath, so as not to distract others). 

I don't receive the eucharist, typically, since I'm usually not well-disposed without observing the sacrament of reconciliation to remark the masses I've missed, and some of the wicked thoughts I frequently have.

Let's call it more of a hobby on my part, as well as an intellectual source of interest, particularly among the neo-Thomists and phenomenologists who investigate the linguistic and intentional structure of incarnation and other of the "mysteries."  And, with the CV-19, it would be imprudent, IMHO, to assist in weekly masses and holy days of obligation at the moment.

That was a bit TMI, but you asked, anyway!

[compline]

He's also... fictional - hate to break it to you.

I was referring to Benedict Cumbercrap  as a Rubbish actor! 
I really loathe the guy.

Everyone knows that Hercule Poirot is an Agatha Christie  creation.  A stroke of genius on her part, I must  add.

I am a Shakespeare fan too ,  he is definitely not fictional, I live in Shakespeare county and visited all his houses, attended  plays and lectures. 

[compline]

Thanks for the clarification:  it took me a moment to make the connection, but it's been a while since I've heard that term.

Not particularly veiled:  I'm a practicing Catholic, Roman Rite, I'm just a very bad Catholic.  What with the atheism, and the being a complete ass sometimes. 

I do get some pleasure out of reciting the Latin rosary "prayers," (although I can't remember the Versicle and Response to the Salve Regina, just the main part, and never include the non-canonical [long] St. Joseph at the end) and assisting in the mass using the traditional universal language (under my breath, so as not to distract others). 

I don't receive the eucharist, typically, since I'm usually not well-disposed without observing the sacrament of reconciliation to remark the masses I've missed, and some of the wicked thoughts I frequently have.

Let's call it more of a hobby on my part, as well as an intellectual source of interest, particularly among the neo-Thomists and phenomenologists who investigate the linguistic and intentional structure of incarnation and other of the "mysteries."  And, with the CV-19, it would be imprudent, IMHO, to assist in weekly masses and holy days of obligation at the moment.

That was a bit TMI, but you asked, anyway!

Well now, its confession time,  I'm also a struggling  Catholic.  I love the TLM, when I can get to one,  but attend  Novus Ordo which is nearest to me, unless I travel  about 30 miles for a TLM.   
By the way, what is TMI ?









 

[j_tour]

I was referring to Benedict Cumbercrap  as a Rubbish actor! 
I really loathe the guy.

Oh, he's not always that bad.  He did a few movies that were OK.  But, to each his or her own.  He is handicapable by virtue of being British, but it's difficult to hold an accident of birth against him.

Everyone knows that Hercule Poirot is an Agatha Christie  creation.  A stroke of genius on her part, I must  add.

Indeed!  And he's as real as Santa Claus or Hamlet or whoever!

By the way, what is TMI ?

Just means "Too much information," referring to my prolixity.

[compline]

Oh, he's not always that bad.  He did a few movies that were OK.  But, to each his or her own.  He is handicapable by virtue of being British, but it's difficult to hold an accident of birth against him.

Indeed!  And he's as real as Santa Claus or Hamlet or whoever!

I live in Shakespeare county,   and am a life member of the Shakespeare  Birthplace Trust.



.

[j_tour]

I live in Shakespeare county,   and am a life member of the Shakespeare  Birthplace Trust.

Surely Hamlet "is" a Dane, no? 



I'll give you Falstaff, though.

Yeah, Shakespeare was good.  He was no Molière or Racine, but he had his moments!

</ducks and runs>

[compline]

Surely Hamlet "is" a Dane, no? 



I'll give you Falstaff, though.

Yeah, Shakespeare was good.  He was no Molière or Racine, but he had his moments!

</ducks and runs>

From Phedre-
" Tout a change de face
Depuis sur ces bords les dieux ont envoie
la fille de Minos et Parsiphae.'

And Moliere-
"Qu'allait t-il faire dans cette galere"
But the Bard has it I think with-

 It hath been taught us from the primal state.that he which is was wished until he were, and the dear man ne'er loved till ne'er worth loving comes dear by being lacked.

This common body, Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream, Goes to and back, lackeying the varying tide, To rot itself with motion.

[j_tour]

From Phedre-
" Tout a change de face
Depuis sur ces bords les dieux ont envoie
la fille de Minos et Parsiphae.'

And Moliere-
"Qu'allait t-il faire dans cette galere"
But the Bard has it I think with-

 It hath been taught us from the primal state.that he which is was wished until he were, and the dear man ne'er loved till ne'er worth loving comes dear by being lacked.

This common body, Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream, Goes to and back, lackeying the varying tide, To rot itself with motion.

Very good!  I'd have to think about and look up a retort, but your command of dramatic poetry, as far as I can tell, is to be commended.

T'dû avoir parler un peu français, ne serait-il pas?  En tout cas, ça me plaît bien.  Tu m'excuserais mon élocution, inclus même la grammaire et l'orthographie, m en fait, lors je ne l'écrire, bien façon « académie, » ce langage resterait une de mes langues maternelles, il n'y en aura aucune question cela.  En fait, parler, écrire, façon cochon, ça m'est égale, m en fait, ... comment dirais-je...c'est ce que fais. 

Enfin exercursus matière francophone.

[kaiden cziffra]

Oh wow the group I'm in on musescore has 15 pages and this has 230...
I know the game and I'm gonna play it. *Never gonna give you up starts playing*

[j_tour]

Oh wow the group I'm in on musescore has 15 pages and this has 230...
I know the game and I'm gonna play it. *Never gonna give you up starts playing*

Well, well, well. 

Seems we got us a yankee troublemaker.

Any number can win, but Rick Rolling....well, well, well, seems that just don't go around here.

Wesley Willis, please.  With a side order of Sorabji.

When you hear the phrase "A rolling stone gathers no moss," what do you think that means?

No wrong answers, I just want to know your opinion.

I know the game and I'm gonna play it.

How charming. 

It is to me, for I admire perseverance, even when it is misguided.

But I suspect some others here would take the greatest of exceptions to your claim.

They are also misguided.

It is cold in space. 

And yet you may prevail yet, perhaps due to the preservation of your resperatory and circulatory systems.

I am most interested, but I suspect you shall perish!

But I admire your confidence.

You'll need it, and in great quantity.

I heard that Jello Biafro was a pretty cool guy, and also that Batman was being a stupid jerk, but Richard Speck was the worst. 

He put me up in the corner and said "Do your worst" so I got up and put him in the corner.  He was being such a jerk like Superman who also got my girlfriend.