Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I hope to keep the brunette's then. You can keep the red-heads. I hear they're *** weird.

[ivorycherry]

You can keep the red-heads. I hear they're *** weird.

Agreed. They are weird. Outin you keep them. They’re the leftovers. No offense to any red-heads, just my opinion. Brunettes are after blondes for me. And dark haired chics are ok.

And how did you ascertain that Denise Richards bouncy bosoms are surgically sculpted???

I never heard the term “bouncy bosoms” for tits. Sounds respectful.
How did I find out she has implants? Well the first time I saw Denise Richards in a movie, her “bouncy bosoms” looked huge  af and way too good to be true so I googled it, and believe it or not, she does have implants.

I don’t like when women have implants, doesn’t look good. Don’t like small tits either tho.



Can you see it? Haha, i did it. When I quoted your pic of Denise Richards, I saw what you did. Haha! Can you see the gif? I am so proud!


Also, i am the winner. Ha!

[perfect_pitch]

Can you see it? Haha, i did it. When I quoted your pic of Denise Richards, I saw what you did. Haha! Can you see the gif? I am so proud!

No... I can't see your gif. When did you post it?!?   

[ivorycherry]

F*ck. At first it didn’t work, and then I modified it and it works now. Refresh it.

Like I said, women with implants don’t look good if the implants are too big.

[perfect_pitch]

F*ck. At first it didn’t work, and then I modified it and it works now. Refresh it.

Still can't see anything... very sorry. Are you sure you embedded it properly?!? All I see is this:

F*ck. At first it didn’t work, and then I modified it and it works now. Refresh it.

Like I said, women with implants don’t look good if the implants are too big.

[j_tour]

No... I can't see your gif. When did you post it?!?

Yeah, I don't see it either.

Wonder what went wrong.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with the problem. I was beginning to think it was on my end, but if it seems to be global then I guess we're off the hook.

Keep trying though ivorycherry. You'll get it working someday.

[ivorycherry]

Dammit for f*ck’s sake! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!
How about now?

If this doesn’t work I’m giving up on gifs.
I’m sick of it dammit.

[j_tour]

If this doesn’t work I’m giving up on gifs.
I’m sick of it dammit.

I don't know what to tell you!  Maybe your account isn't set with GIF privileges?

[outin]

Agreed. They are weird. Outin you keep them.

No thanks!

And no tits please, fake or natural...that would be too weird...

[anacrusis]

Hello people, what is going on in this thread? I'm not sure having discussions objectifying women are allowed under the forum rules, can we talk about something else?

I like pizza, what do you guy think of pizza?

[ivorycherry]

Hello people, what is going on in this thread? I'm not sure having discussions objectifying women are allowed under the forum rules, can we talk about something else?

I like pizza, what do you guy think of pizza?

I agree, sorry if I offended any women around here or broke any rules, and I’ll be sure not to anymore. Again, I’m really sorry if I offended any women here or anybody here, looking back at my posts I agree with anacrusis.

Hmmmm... Pizza...
I like Vendrua pizza, our local pizza place makes it, it’s like pizza with pesto sauce and mozerella and spinach and dried tomatoes, and one other ingredient I don’t know what it’s called but it’s like a sour vegetable. I also like really greasy pepperoni pizza with sausage and black olives and smoked peppers.

[outin]

Hello people, what is going on in this thread? I'm not sure having discussions objectifying women are allowed under the forum rules, can we talk about something else?

I like pizza, what do you guy think of pizza?

No, I don't think we are breaking any rules but objectifying either men or women. It's only natural to do so in human relations. But you are free to leave this thread if you are not happy

But I love pizza! There's almost nothing better in the world...so I think I like you despite of  you being a wimp.

[j_tour]

My sartorial tribute to hillbilly America.



I myself I'm not in love with the blonde fetishization here:  what if a fourteen year old found this thread?

I am a protector of the youth.  A zealous  guardian of propriety and decorum.

[ivorycherry]

My sartorial tribute to hillbilly America.



I myself I'm not in love with the blonde fetishization here:  what if a fourteen year old found this thread?

I am a protector of the youth.  A zealous  guardian of propriety and decorum.

I didn’t understand anything from that post.
I mean... isn’t that how we all dress?
The second part... I also don’t understand.


Protector of the youth??? Hello no!!!
This is what you said to me, a 14 year old:

You'll be back.  They all come back.

Daddy needs fresh meat.

Like I said before, you sounded like a thirsty pedophile looking for prey to lure.

[perfect_pitch]

Dammit for f*ck’s sake! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!
How about now?

If this doesn’t work I’m giving up on gifs.
I’m sick of it dammit.

Sorry man... but this is what I see. I get all the text, but no gifs.

And someone said Pizza??? Best meal on the planet. I enjoy a nice italian pizza, washed down with a nice German or Australian beer.

[j_tour]

I mean... isn’t that how we all dress?

Could be.  At least I do on occasion.  Fishing vest, suitable for concealing and carrying all kinds of small devices, and a T shirt with the logo of a cheap beer on it.

I was just expressing solidarity with the proletariat supporters of Trump.

Protector of the youth??? Hello no!!!

Well, "protector," "groomer," "surreptitious observer." 

It's all the same thing, isn't it?

Dammit for f*ck’s sake! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!

Oh, I remembered:  you have to actually set a flag on your account to be able to post GIFs.

I changed operating systems to Arch linux, which removed the shadow file containing the code, but if you send a PM to perfect_pitch, I think he probably still has it on his computer.  You might have to send the request like five or six times to him:  I don't think he checks his messages that often.

[perfect_pitch]

I changed operating systems to Arch linux, which removed the shadow file containing the code, but if you send a PM to perfect_pitch, I think he probably still has it on his computer.  You might have to send the request like five or six times to him:  I don't think he checks his messages that often.

Yeah... I'm going to stop this before I get SPAMMED by private messages...

Ivorycherry - your gif embedding works fine. I just thought I'd see how long I could get away with the joke. If anyone's to blame - J_Tour is the one that went along with it - so he's equally to blame.

[j_tour]

Yeah... I'm going to stop this before I get SPAMMED by private messages...

Ivorycherry - your gif embedding works fine. I just thought I'd see how long I could get away with the joke. If anyone's to blame - J_Tour is the one that went along with it - so he's equally to blame.

Well that's no fun!

BTW eating a large pizza gives me very loose stool the morning after.  And vegan pizza sucks balls.  Trust me, don't even.

[ivorycherry]

Yeah... I'm going to stop this before I get SPAMMED by private messages...

Ivorycherry - your gif embedding works fine. I just thought I'd see how long I could get away with the joke. If anyone's to blame - J_Tour is the one that went along with it - so he's equally to blame.

What the f*ck???!!! You’ve got to be f*cking sh*tting me! I literally sat on my a** for at least half an hour yesterday scratching my f*cking head trying to figure out how to embed a f*cking gif. And you think this is a joke??!! F*ck you!
I thought you were serious until this post:

I don't know what to tell you!  Maybe your account isn't set with GIF privileges?

j_tour? I put my trust in you. What the f*ck?

Well that's no fun!

BTW eating a large pizza gives me very loose stool the morning after.  And vegan pizza sucks balls.  Trust me, don't even.

I have loose stool every morning. 6AM sharp. Vegan pizza makes me want to throw up. Anything vegan makes me want to throw up. Ugh.

[j_tour]

j_tour? I put my trust in you. What the f*ck?

Yeah, well.  Call it one of the pleasures of being an old ***. 

Trust me, when I first landed in NYC as a teenager, I got played like a fool a few times.  Lost some real money, too:  this is just a message board.

It's good for you.  A learning experience.

But there's an actual hazing experience that awaits you.  I think outin or perfect_pitch can describe it better.  It involves wearing a costume of an animal of some sort and taking a selfie and posting it, but I can't remember.

[perfect_pitch]

What the f*ck???!!! You’ve got to be f*cking sh*tting me! I literally sat on my a** for at least half an hour yesterday scratching my f*cking head trying to figure out how to embed a f*cking gif. And you think this is a joke??!! F*ck you!
I thought you were serious until this post:
j_tour? I put my trust in you. What the f*ck?

I KNOW J_TOUR... you disgust me. I can't believe you scammed this poor, innocent user like that.

SHAME ON YOU!!!

Although - there's your hazing. Never, never trust J_Tour. We all learnt the hard way.

[ivorycherry]

My impressions of you guys are:
PeePee is like an Australian civilized piano teacher and arranger.
And j_tour is a homeless alcoholic who by some chance knows something about piano and lives in my time zone.

You guys are weird af.

[anacrusis]

Personally I love pizza with tuna on it, but I hear that is one of those polarizing preferences where you either love it or hate it.

Oh and I just won this thread!!1!

[j_tour]

My impressions of you guys are:
PeePee is like an Australian civilized piano teacher and arranger.
And j_tour is a homeless alcoholic who by some chance knows something about piano and lives in my time zone.

You guys are weird af.

Your days are becoming much shorter and less prosperous.  Coyotes always find the graves and devour the remains.

[ivorycherry]

Your days are becoming much shorter and less prosperous.  Coyotes always find the graves and devour the remains.

And you’re supposed to be the coyote? Huh... I’m not scared. Do your worst.



Holy sh*t that woman has a tall neck

[j_tour]

And you’re supposed to be the coyote? Huh... I’m not scared. Do your worst.

No.  The coyote is a canid which identifies and scavenges animal tissue.

[ivorycherry]

Super short win for you

I know what a coyote is. I was asking whether you wanted to be indentified as the coyote in that situation and I would be the remains.

[ivorycherry]

Also what do you guys think of Queen? I used to be in a Queen era 2 years ago and was obsessed after watching the movie Bohemian Rhapsody like 2 years ago. Random question.

[perfect_pitch]

My impressions of you guys are:
PeePee is like an Australian civilized piano teacher and arranger.
And j_tour is a homeless alcoholic who by some chance knows something about piano and lives in my time zone.

You guys are weird af.

How is it I get roped into the 'weird as ***' category, when you were nice enough to call me a 'civilised piano teacher and arranger'.

How is that weird as *** Also, 'peepee' is what 5 year olds say. I'm sure you're older and more mature than that?!?

[ivorycherry]

How is it I get roped into the 'weird as ***' category, when you were nice enough to call me a 'civilised piano teacher and arranger'.

How is that weird as ***

True lol. I meant j_tour mostly tbh. Idk why I put you in it, tbh idk why I put any of you in it lmao. It was just something to say. You guys are pretty chill.

Also, 'peepee' is what 5 year olds say. I'm sure you're older and more mature than that?!?

Outin said it once and now I just say it because it sounds good.

[outin]

Also what do you guys think of Queen? I used to be in a Queen era 2 years ago and was obsessed after watching the movie Bohemian Rhapsody like 2 years ago. Random question.

I cannot stand Queen. You have good taste in foods but bad taste in music.

[outin]

How is that weird as *** Also, 'peepee' is what 5 year olds say. I'm sure you're older and more mature than that?!?

Adults tend to talk to little children in their own language, don’t you know that?

[outin]

Outin said it once and now I just say it because it sounds good.

More than once, have not not read through the whole thread? Don’t you know that is the requirement to compete? Not that you have any chance of winning...

[j_tour]

Also what do you guys think of Queen?

They were outrageous.  Completely fearless.  Some of my greatest influences.

[perfect_pitch]

More than once, have not not read through the whole thread? Don’t you know that is the requirement to compete? Not that you have any chance of winning...

I'm thankful I have an adblocker on this site, and don't have to stare at that IDIOT Sacha Baron Cohen any more.

I think the mans a fool and one of the worst 'comedians' (if you can really call him that) in the world.

Also, while I am not a major fan of Queen, you have to admire a band that played their own instruments, wrote their own songs, sang them with their real voices without lip-synching or auto-tune.

Music these days is just SHITE!!!







Except Eminem, Pink & Adele.

[outin]

Except Eminem, Pink & Adele.

Who listens to that trash? Maybe you really are about 5 y old

[perfect_pitch]

Who listens to that trash?

Those who don't like Dubstep or commercialised crap like Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears and all the bloody boy bands that plague the music industry...

Arseholes who look like models but can't sing for sh*t, whose voices are so bad they can't sing in tune and rely on auto-tune, and are too *** stupid to remember the lyrics so they lip-synch and charge $400 a ticket to move their mouth with nothing coming out, while they parade in idiotic dance moves to try and justify said exorbitant ticket prices.

20 years ago we used to go to concerts to listen to real performers... now we go there to see some trollop do an aerobics workout for 2 hours to backing tracks.

At least, Eminem, Pink and Adele don't do that.

[ivorycherry]

Those who don't like Dubstep or commercialised crap like Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears and all the bloody boy bands that plague the music industry...

Arseholes who look like models but can't sing for sh*t, whose voices are so bad they can't sing in tune and rely on auto-tune, and are too *** stupid to remember the lyrics so they lip-synch and charge $400 a ticket to move their mouth with nothing coming out, while they parade in idiotic dance moves to try and justify said exorbitant ticket prices.

I know right??? I agree with you about Eminem and Adele, my dad listens to them a lot and I think they’re pretty authentic too.

They were outrageous.  Completely fearless.  Some of my greatest influences.

You mean the weird a** suits they wore during their concerts just like what the Borat guy wears? I should watch that at some point. Is it trash? It seems offensive from what I read about it.

[j_tour]

when you were nice enough to call me a 'civilised piano teacher and arranger'.

No, it said you are "like" such and such an Australian so and so.  It said the word "civilized," or as the people of the Queen spell it, "civilised," but I would have used other words.  And I would have held the meaning of those terms suspended in a παράβασις.

The child doesn't understand irony.  Therefore the facepalm.

And this one is just for me.

[outin]

Those who don't like Dubstep or commercialised crap like Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears and all the bloody boy bands that plague the music industry...

Those are the only options you know??




Well, what can you expect from people who spend their lives hanging upside down...all that blood to the head cannot be good for your brain...

But at least these guys weren't so bad

[j_tour]

You people are digging yourselves shallower and shallower graves. 

Ab igne inferiori.

[perfect_pitch]

You're just jealous J_Tour that I was seen as civilised by other members of the forum... and you weren't.

Who the *** is Torgo?!?

[j_tour]

You're just jealous J_Tour that I was seen as civilised by other members of the forum... and you weren't.

At least I wasn't called an Australian, you bleeding fancy lad.  No more Scott Morrison to deal with.

[perfect_pitch]

At least I wasn't called an Australian, you bleeding fancy lad.  No more Scott Morrison to deal with.

I'd take him over Donald Trump any day over the last 50 months.   

[j_tour]

I'd take him over Donald Trump any day over the last 50 months.

Yeah, well at least that last one in the U.S. is again just another private citizen, subject to all civil and criminal lawsuits.

And at least tuna.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, well at least that last one in the U.S. is again just another private citizen, subject to all civil and criminal lawsuits.

YAH!!! Maybe there is no escaping the law.

[j_tour]

YAH!!! Maybe there is no escaping the law

No. 

Pretty much sure you'll have been bitten by a water snake. 

Or whatever.



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You done with the kid yet?  I had to get some ventilation.

Do you think he'll go for the top bunk or the bottom bunk?  It's a very important question. 

And my new choice of leg or midriff covering doesn't hide much.

Besides, piano kind of sucks.  It's got too many keys.  And not enough pedals.  Good Wulitzer EP by JPJ there, or just a Rhodes through a tremolo effect.  I think JPJ is just holding down the bass with one of those Moog devices:  sounds like it, anyway.  I think an elephant on quaaludes could hold that down while still doing the EP stuff.  And I'm not that great at using heel-toe for an actual bass line.  But vamping on I-perfect Fifth or perfect fourth is something I think even a mere piano player could do.

There's a brief gliss behind about midway through Page's solo that makes me think Rhodes, but JPJ could have easily had both set up, with the infamous "patch to the front" on the sawed-off Wurlitzer on top of the Hammond.  (64 key manual from A-->C, and the aux output is on the bottom of the keyboard, which you can patch or have patched to the front of the KB and get rid of those dinky little spindly legs and put it on top of the Hammond, typically. 
 
But, I would have just taken the Rhodes and done it like that.    (E-->C, 73 keys on the stage model).  The common denominator is, of course, the high C note, just like on a Hammond organ manual.  At a right angle to the organ or the acoustic piano.

[perfect_pitch]

Me: I'm going to take 'Bad Rebus puzzles that don't make any sense' for $600, Alex.

Alex: This was the latest posting on a piano forum by a member who was possibly high on meth:

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[j_tour]

Me: I'm going to take 'Bad Rebus puzzles that don't make any sense' for $600, Alex.

Alex: This was the latest posting on a piano forum by a member who was possibly high on meth:

Oh, so close.  Judges rule that we were looking for "shallow graves discovered by canids."  We also hear that "zip ties" and "bleach" would have been accepted as well.

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A little Strafkolonie we call flavor country.

Go upset your neighbors and play this on the piano along to the record.  Do unto others before they do unto you.

If you can't play along with it, here's a crib: