Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

And people wonder why Obesity is so rampant in the US.

Germanic Huns.

Wow... I'm so thankful we don't have those restaurants that advertise 30 pound steaks or hamburgers the size of people.

Such a waste.

[j_tour]

Wow... I'm so thankful we don't have those restaurants that advertise 30 pound steaks or hamburgers the size of people.

Yaass, dooze naïve yanquis, but it is ze Dzjermənz who execute the process.

You are aware the above picture is from an European contest, celebrated by a continental victor?  I don't agree that Brits are European, by nationality, trait, temperament, nor language, but you might as well be crying about the Russians winning at hockey.  It's not in your field, old boy.

That is the veerld's laardzest and zmost dbiggezt hamburgherh een ze veerlth.

Make it easy on yourself, Dutch.

[perfect_pitch]

Yaass, dooze naïve yanquis, but it is ze Dzjermənz who execute the process.

That is the veerld's laardzest and zmost dbiggezt hamburgherh een ze veerlth.

That's racist, you know...

...well, not really - but the way the world is going, you can't say anything without someone taking offense.

Also, I put that statement into Google Translate, and it came back as 'blow it our your arse'.

[j_tour]

Yeah, whatever, two girls one cup, effing delicious.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, whatever, two girls one cup, effing delicious.

One cup??? One cup of what...

...Ice cream???

...Coffee???

...the suspense is killing me.

[j_tour]

One cup??? One cup of what...

...Ice cream???

...Coffee???

...the suspense is killing me.

I think you're being deliberately fatuous and disingenuous.

A big steaming cup of....kindness, really.

Delicious.

[perfect_pitch]

I think you're being deliberately fatuous and disingenuous.

I will admit, that while I know the cup is full of some type of bodily excretion, and I have a good guess on what (although I can't confirm)... the reason being I can't confirm is I have genuinely and honestly never seen the actual video in question.

I've seen 'some' sick sh*t in my life, but that specific video has never been seen by my eyes... and I don't care if I go through the rest of my life never seeing it.

[j_tour]

I've seen 'some' sick sh*t in my life, but that specific video has never been seen by my eyes... and I don't care if I go through the rest of my life never seeing it.

Agreed.   I have not seen "the video" either and from descriptions of it, it seems to be lacking any kind of exculpatory merit.

The same could be said of *Pink Flamingos*, I suppose, but trashiness and kitsch have a place in expression.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey - you posted a video clip from a movie that wasn't from 1930-something...

GOOD ON YOU!!!

[j_tour]

Hey - you posted a video clip from a movie that wasn't from 1930-something...

No I didn't.

[compline]

..

[j_tour]

Hey, J tour,

Ohh, you are tiny! 

So small! I'm so ashamed!

[perfect_pitch]

No I didn't.

[j_tour]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxnsms XYGJ4

I don't remember asking you a god-damn thing!

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

[perfect_pitch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxnsms XYGJ4

I don't remember asking you a god-damn thing!

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SCREW up a quote J_Tour??? You're getting as bad as Bob is.

[j_tour]

I don't remember asking you a god-damn thing!

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?


HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SCREW up a quote J_Tour??? You're getting as bad as Bob is.

You, Flock of Seagulls!  Tell us where you got the sh*t hid at!

[perfect_pitch]

You, Flock of Seagulls!  Tell us where you got the sh*t hid at!

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

The amount of crap that is available on YouTube is depressing...

What makes it more depressing, is sh*t like this gets millions of views.

I really feel the world is becoming a horrible, defunct, idiotic place. Here for instance...

260K views. Why the MOTHER-LOVING *** does this have 260K views?

[compline]

...

[j_tour]

Vaccines are a communist plot, designed to rob one of one's essence.

[perfect_pitch]

It's pictures like that, that make me curious as to what the average spelling ability is for the Americans??? I presume an adult wrote that, and yet they can't spell to save their lives.

That just undermines his entire message... that or it says a lot about the intelligence of Trump supporters. Where is Trump now... is he in jail?   

[j_tour]

It's pictures like that, that make me curious as to what the average spelling ability is for the Americans???

No kidding.

Where is Trump now... is he in jail?

I don't *** know.  He's probably getting a complete blood replacement from a fresh opossum while getting cornholed by one of his male relatives.

Maybe he's learning guitar while sipping from a mug of hot smegma.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't *** know.  He's probably getting a complete blood replacement from a fresh opossum while getting cornholed by one of his male relatives.

Maybe he's learning guitar while sipping from a mug of hot smegma.

Well, you're embedding skills aren't getting better J_Tour. You're slipping...

Shame about Trump. I'd prefer it instead of blood you substituted it for brain; opossum could be cadaver; relatives changes to inmates (or legal prosecutors), and guitar for ethics or decency.

I'd feel justice was being done then.

[j_tour]

I'd feel justice was being done then.

No, justice was done when Scottish-born Australian actress Isla Fisher married Sacha Baron Cohen.

Well, you're embedding skills aren't getting better J_Tour. You're slipping...

I don't know what you're talking about. 

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know what you're talking about. 

You damn well do, you changed the hyperlink. Trying to cover up your mistakes J_Tour???

[j_tour]

You damn well do, you changed the hyperlink. Trying to cover up your mistakes J_Tour???

What?  That's crazy talk.  I don't make mistakes.

Here, have a snack:  you sound delirious.

[perfect_pitch]

Here, have a snack:  you sound delirious.

I'll give you credit - when it comes to creative pictures, you certainly are hard to beat. I'm not sure I want to delve that dark into that world... otherwise my Google search history will come back to haunt me one day.

...either that, or that's the contents of your fridge... and in that case I'd ask - how old is that Chinese at the back right of the freezer?

[j_tour]

... otherwise my Google search history will come back to haunt me one day.

But yes.

It will.

Well, you're embedding skills aren't getting better J_Tour

On further consideration, I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

[j_tour]

blahblah

You need to level up, son.

[perfect_pitch]

Peanuts... as relevant today as it was back then.

[j_tour]

Peanuts... as relevant today as it was back then.

If I buy one, ***, it ain't gonna be from you.

[perfect_pitch]

You know what J_Tour... you need to update your signature. Everyone knows that you get off on 'Bad words'... and they do everything but make you mad.

[j_tour]

You know what J_Tour... you need to update your signature. Everyone knows that you get off on 'Bad words'... and they do everything but make you mad.

Mad as a hatter.  You're probably right, but that would take some effort.

[perfect_pitch]

You need to relax then... try reading something.

[j_tour]

You need to relax then... try reading something.

Nah.  Just some good old fashioned exercise.

[perfect_pitch]

I haven't seen hand-to-hand combat that good since Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers... back in the good ol' 90's.

That sh*t was dope... although I say that because at the time I was 8, so I didn't know any better... so from the 8-year old me:

"That sh*t is fine".

[j_tour]

I haven't seen hand-to-hand combat that good since Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers... back in the good ol' 90's.

[perfect_pitch]

I thought you would find offense in that statement...

My original statement still lies though. It was true when I said it... it's still true now.

[j_tour]

I thought you would find offense in that statement...

Not me, but Frank Serpico takes great offense.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah - Al Pacino always looks like a hothead. I mean he couldn't keep his head in Miami:

[j_tour]

Yeah - Al Pacino always looks like a hothead.

Yeah, he's a man of contradictions.  Ice cold water in his veins in The Godfather II, raving maniac in a whole lot of stuff.

I don't know who the person in the picture below is, but I'd advise not to give any sass mouth about the covid beard of his or her weekly growth.

Five pounds of "chilli" flakes is rather large in volume, and I've heard that the ancillary subject has a rather huge skull which was dwarfed by this small supply.

[lostinidlewonder]

I haven't seen hand-to-hand combat that good since Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers...

I always found it funny that you could only tell who was talking if they moved around and chopped the air

[perfect_pitch]

I always found it funny that you could only tell who was talking if they moved around and chopped the air

I haven't seen it in over 25 years, so I can't remember that - but to look at it now and thinking it was the coolest thing on the planet when you were 9, is SO embarrassing.

Looks like production value didn't go up either as it evolved:

[j_tour]

You people watch that crap?  Jesus christ!  That's like eating a German hamburger (cited earlier as world record for largest hamburger).

[perfect_pitch]

You people watch that crap?  Jesus christ!

Hey... as I said, I was 9. I was new to Australia then, and there was nothing better on TV than Gumby before then which was boring as CRAP!!! I don't understand how people liked that show.

I thought he was creepy:

[j_tour]

Yeah, well, age is no excuse!   

OK, it probably is an excellent excuse. 

But I can brag because a gal at work said I was a pervert, but not a creep!  So, yeah!  I rule!

[j_tour]

I thought he was creepy

Yeah, Big Al can probably trigger some people.

Alls I know is if I wear black wifebeater "A shirt"s, or whatever they're officially called with a couple of steel necklaces bearing medallions, and black "tactical" gloves five days out of seven, and spend most of my time shadow boxing against heavy metal carts, and don't get called creepy, but actually the very opposite, I'd say it's job well done.

[perfect_pitch]

What in the hell... is that an actual show in which a bunch of weirdos watch... an actual show???

It's like Gogglebox... except I assume people stopped giving a sh*t about this show decades ago.