Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, but just because it's cheap, doesn't mean it should be bought.

[Bob]

    


*Bob is easily amused.*

[j_tour]

Well, clearly somebody prefers Mr. Cruise with his shirt on, and in a decidedly un-greased state.  That's a common mistake, but you'll grow out of it.

Call me a purist, but I need my men to be oiled up, shirtless, and providing abundant physical encouragement.

And Kenny Loggins singing in a falsetto.

Yes, but just because it's cheap, doesn't mean it should be bought.

Yes it does.  One must know.  And horsesh*t that Paddy's, Slane, Teacher's Highland Cream, Kilbeggan's core expression don't kick Johnnie Red's ass in every respect, at roughly a similar price. 

The only thing Johnnie Red might be good for is getting the taste of Monkey Shoulder out of one's mouth.

Or perhaps cleaning a wound.

And what kind of ponce drinks mixed drinks?  Neat, or neat with a tiny amount of water.  Sorry, I didn't attend a sorority or join up with the Girl Scouts.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, clearly somebody prefers Mr. Cruise with his shirt on, and in a decidedly un-greased state.  That's a common mistake, but you'll grow out of it.

Call me a purist, but I need my men to be oiled up, shirtless, and providing abundant physical encouragement.

I'm just not sure how... Anyway, for now - on to the more important matter at hand.

The only thing Johnnie Red might be good for is getting the taste of Monkey Shoulder out of one's mouth.

Or perhaps cleaning a wound.

And what kind of ponce drinks mixed drinks?  Neat, or neat with a tiny amount of water.  Sorry, I didn't attend a sorority or join up with the Girl Scouts.[/font]

Excuse me? Variety is the spice of life, and sometimes when you get sick of Whisky, it's nice to add a little extra something to smooth it out.

I like a good ol' Whisky Mac, which is 3 parts Ginger wine to 2 parts Whisky. Quite nice in summer.

[j_tour]

Excuse me? Variety is the spice of life, and sometimes when you get sick of Whisky, it's nice to add a little extra something to smooth it out.

Well, that's wrong.  And clearly the best cocktail is The Cheeseburger:  whisky, bloody mary mix, and pickle juice.

Served warm.

[perfect_pitch]

You criticise me for saying that mixing whisky is wrong...

AND THEN 3 words later, provide what you think is the best cocktail, where you mix whisky with something else???

HYPOCRITE!!!

And what grown man drinks cocktails...?



Apart from him... a Martini, shaken not stirred is a MAN'S DRINK!!!

[j_tour]

And what grown man drinks cocktails...?

Lighten up, Francis.  You're not supposed to drink "The Cheeseburger," although it does exist, more famously with tequila substituting for whisky.  One is supposed to imagine the combination and rush to the toilet in order to fill it with fresh vomit.

And gin, grain alcohol, rum, or vodka don't count as liquors:  they're meant to be disguised sufficiently that your prey companions don't realize what they've just consumed.

Yes, James Bond is half-Scottish, so think about that!

And a traditional martini served "up" is never shaken.  It's for people who like an excessively watered-down drink, not for people who like more or less a large portion of gin that is chilled, or for ponces who like little shards of ice in their watery gin.

[perfect_pitch]

Lighten up, Francis.  You're not supposed to drink "The Cheeseburger," although it does exist, more famously with tequila substituting for whisky.  One is supposed to imagine the combination and rush to the toilet in order to fill it with fresh vomit.

And gin, grain alcohol, rum, or vodka don't count as liquors:  they're meant to be disguised sufficiently that your prey companions don't realize what they've just consumed.

Yes, James Bond is half-Scottish, so think about that!

And a traditional martini served "up" is never shaken.  It's for people who like an excessively watered-down drink, not for people who like more or less a large portion of gin that is chilled, or for ponces who like little shards of ice in their watery gin.

Hey, I did it just so I could say I've had one. Where's the harm in that. I was very young.

And what's the appeal of running to the toilet to just vomit what you've drunk? You've just spent $10 on a beautiful drink... what's the point of 'refunding' it?

[j_tour]

Hey, I did it just so I could say I've had one. Where's the harm in that. I was very young.

And what's the appeal of running to the toilet to just vomit what you've drunk? You've just spent $10 on a beautiful drink... what's the point of 'refunding' it?

It's a thought experiment worthy of Poincaré.  And since when is 'The Cheeseburger' a beautiful drink?  It's an abomination, especially when using any tequila more refined than Cuervo gold.  The mere thought of it is supposed to scare people straight.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

It's a thought experiment worthy of Poincaré.  And since when is 'The Cheeseburger' a beautiful drink?

I don't know - I don't drink Cocktails. I drink Whiskey.

I'm not much into thought experiments. Too busy doing actual thinking and working out.

[j_tour]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Lets get something straight - the British Office is FAR superior to the American version, and the only reason Ricky Gervais let it run so long is that it brought him in even more money from syndication.

[j_tour]

I am not amused by the direction this thread is taking.

[perfect_pitch]

I am not amused by the direction this thread is taking.

You're more than happy to just leave it you don't like where it's going... although I didn't think I'd be able to thwart you that easily.

[j_tour]

You're more than happy to just leave it you don't like where it's going... although I didn't think I'd be able to thwart you that easily.

I see a little tool shed where she made you suffer.  I serve Satan, the evil one, and calumny walks with contempt under his reign.

[perfect_pitch]

You may serve Satan... but I have Newman on my side, and he is one evil son of a pregnant dog:



And if you think you can outdo me in your Seinfeld knowledge... then I laugh in your feeble attempt to undermine me:

[j_tour]

And if you think you can outdo me in your Seinfeld knowledge... then I laugh in your feeble attempt to undermine me.

There is no "Seinfeld knowledge."  It is an illusion.

AN YOURE FAWNTS R WEEK

[perfect_pitch]

There is no "Seinfeld knowledge."  It is an illusion.

Seinfeld is a WAY OF LIFE! We could all learn a lot if we lived our way of the Jerry.

AN YOURE FAWNTS R WEEK

Your spelling is weak.

[j_tour]

Seinfeld is a WAY OF LIFE! We could all learn a lot if we lived our way of the Jerry.

Yeah, whatever, man.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, whatever, man.

Blasphemer then... well, the only way to convert you is to hog-tie you as you're grabbing your car keys out of your pocket to get into your car, duct tape you to a chair and make you watch all 180 episodes.

Then your soul will be converted and you can see the light of Jerry!

[j_tour]

Then your soul will be converted and you can see the light of Jerry!

It's not as good as it sounds.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm, McDonalds - the food for those who are hungover, or craving the munchies.

I can't believe people eat that sh*t.

[j_tour]

Mmmm, McDonalds - the food for those who are hungover, or craving the munchies.

I can't believe people eat that sh*t.

It's a meat milkshake.

Good for nourishment.

Here, take a bite of some Jerry:

Not the scene with Jerry taped head-to-toe to a chair face-to-face with a deranged Sandra Bernhard, but close enough.

[perfect_pitch]

What the hell was that???

It wasn't riveting...
It wasn't exciting...
It wasn't tense and dramatic...
and for a 'King of Comedy', it wasn't very funny.

Get out of the 70's man and get some funnier, and younger movies.

Jim Carrey however, he was the king of comedy.

[j_tour]

What the hell was that???

Thank you for the feedback Pitch Person.

Birdbaths are about to making a comeback.

Best,

Sorabji

[perfect_pitch]

Birdbaths are about to making a comeback.

I take it you forgot to load your Grammar app before typing?

[j_tour]

I take it you forgot to load your Grammar app before typing?

Kelsey Grammer is a mediocre actor, and a bad automobilist.

[perfect_pitch]

Kelsey Grammer is a mediocre actor, and a bad automobilist.

You SONOFABITCH!!! Kelsey Grammar is a brilliant actor... he was fantastic in Boss.

Frasier however was a *** train-wreck; but he is a very talented actor in serious roles.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I somehow suspect that is a fake sign - I'm pretty sure no sign is that cheap that they couldn't draw at least a semi-decent stick figure to represent a person drowning...

I call bullshit!!!

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Oh dear god - that web-site is actually real. And the amount of crazy on it is BAFFLING!!!

Americans are NUTJOBS!!! Have you seen the loony-tunes sh*t that's on that web-site?

[j_tour]

You couldn't tell it's a joke?  It's not far off from Euro-American nutjobbery, though, one admits.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know - Americans are completely crazy, so I could very well believe that some Americans believe this to be true. I mean, you have:

Flat-earthers...
Creationists...
Alien abductees...
Anti-vaxxers...
People who believe in Jesus...

And while you may argue that there are some of these people across the rest of the world, there is an ABNORMALLY high concentration; an almost mind-boggling HIGH PERCENTAGE OF THEM... live in

[j_tour]

Cool comment.  Where did you get it, at the toilet store?

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Jesus christ - if that's what people think Aussies are, then bloody hell we're screwed.

We look like a bunch of backward dwarf-like, beer drinking cavemen.

I would like to clarify, that LUCKILY we don't look like that, and that people like that only live in regional Australia... not in the cities...

Thankfully.

[j_tour]

We look like a bunch of backward dwarf-like, beer drinking cavemen.

Have mullet, pay the piper.

[perfect_pitch]

I miss the Onion News... they had some brilliant stories.

They seem to have gone quiet... they helped get rid of this 'cancel culture' sh*t, and to tear down the walls of political correctness.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Well, they're not wrong. We are all slowly dying... but to make life worth living, we breed, we drink liquor and purchase as many products to show off our wealth and status.

Isn't that what life is after all??? Screwing, drinking and self-promotion??

[harold d. shores iii]

Hahahaha!!!!

[j_tour]

Where is your typeface, youngling?  Perish!

[perfect_pitch]

Hahahaha!!!!

[j_tour]

What? ? ? ?  Speak up, son.  The mall doesn't walk itself.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I hope you appreciate the effort I put into this. It took me 20 minutes to get the positioning just perfect, but I think it was worth it.

[j_tour]

Well... I hope you appreciate the effort I put into this.

How in the name of Zeus’s butthole did you get out of your cell?

And what's all this sh*t about not signing posts? 

It's like someone neither puts the lotion in the basket nor cares about summoning Sxrxbjx.

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Sarr!  Dismissed!