Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

NO... Not cashews - I'm allergic to cashews... my throats... clos....







...must reach... for...








...epipen...

[lostinidlewonder]

Did you know that processing cashews is dangerous work, very poisonous.

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously??? Damn, that sh*t looks messed up. I could make a joke about slave labour and child workers... but I'm not sure how everyone would look at me after that.

[j_tour]

Seriously??? Damn, that sh*t looks messed up. I could make a joke about slave labour and child workers... but I'm not sure how everyone would look at me after that.

A priest and a rabbi are walking along and they find an unconscious.....

Better save that one for later.  Or perhaps never.




Wait for it.....




Wait......


Patience.......




BAM mofos!

[perfect_pitch]

Ad block.. ain't it a beautiful thing.

[j_tour]

What?

[perfect_pitch]

I said...





 

[j_tour]

I said...

What?  Speak up, sonny. I've got chords to learn on that git-fiddle.



And also.....










wait for it......












keep waiting........



BAM!  Right in the face, beyatch!

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - this is just getting sad now. You've run out of material J_Tour and you have nothing else to post.

How about you sit in your lonely corner and watch your crumby videos about what the whether will be like in whatever part of the world David Lynch bloody well lives.

As for the rest of the world, we'll be doing something interesting that caring about some old dude who seems to think he can make a channel based upon telling people what the *** weather is.

[j_tour]

Okay

What?  You people with your little ideas and such. 

Might as well go ahead and



















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[perfect_pitch]

...and Retire???

Post more fricking videos of sad old dudes who seem to think that the weather is worth creating a channel over???

[j_tour]

...and Retire???

Post more fricking videos of sad old dudes who seem to think that the weather is worth creating a channel over???

Yeah, good luck with your f^^%^&& a&^^* Rach*^&*(( fa&^%^** sof*^** limp*^^** di*&^** bulls&^**.

Did you?.

 

[lostinidlewonder]

[lostinidlewonder]

 

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, good luck with your f^^%^&& a&^^* Rach*^&*(( fa&^%^** sof*^** limp*^^** di*&^** bulls&^**.

I'm getting to him... he's cracking. Now to push him over the edge...

[j_tour]

Why don't you all just go right ahead and eat me.

[perfect_pitch]

Why don't you all just go right ahead and eat me.

Most victims aren't so eager... so I'm happy to.

What's your address??? I'll bring over my scalpels, bone saws and carving tools. Would you prefer to be done medium, rare or well done?

[j_tour]

Most victims aren't so eager... so I'm happy to.

What's your address??? I'll bring over my scalpels, bone saws and carving tools. Would you prefer to be done medium, rare or well done?

BONE SAW?? ? ? ? ?

I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER IF IT WERE BONE SAW!!!!!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Awwww... look at the puppy. What a cute lil' bow wow.

Who's a good doggy?!?

[j_tour]

Awwww... look at the puppy. What a cute lil' bow wow.

Nope.  Suffer, children.

[perfect_pitch]

I've learned never to click anything you post.

She looks hot though... so I'm just going to stare at the image... and imagine what could have been.

[j_tour]

I've learned never to click anything you post.

She looks hot though... so I'm just going to stare at the image... and imagine what could have been.

Yeah, she is pretty much a stone fox.

I hope you enjoy your perfect pitch, you little bastard.

Yeah, go ahead:  click the link.  I dare you.

[perfect_pitch]

I hope you enjoy your perfect pitch, you little bastard.

Yeah, go ahead:  click the link.  I dare you.

You gave it away... I take it she's a horrible singer??? I've already listened to Yoko Ono wail like a walrus...

I do NOT need to hear anything else. Although, I think it's safe to say Yoko really should just stick to backup singing...

[j_tour]

I've already listened to a walrus...

That was foolish.

[Bob]

I imagine firearms are forbidden on here, but if you trigger the precursor to that.... The listener will put themselves out of their own misery.     And thus Bob wins the thread.

Have to go in about 30 seconds and crank the audio up. 

1981.  Geez...

[lostinidlewonder]

Accordion winningness....

[j_tour]

Accordion winningness....

Is that really a thing?  I'm pretty sure that's not a thing.

[lostinidlewonder]

It's when you play accordion really well while having colourful balloons behind you.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... I have to admit, usually I think the phrase 'Accordion winningness' is an oxymoron... and an epic fail considering it sounds like one of those words added to the dictionary like 'yolo' or 'hangry'...

...but you have to admit, when a young man can play like that - you had to give him mad respect.

Having said that though, I think of the Accordion as a cheap, watered down version of the Organ in terms of sound, and usually can't stand it.

Now, THIS... is what I'm talking about (skip to 8:18):

[j_tour]

Yeah... I have to admit, usually I think the phrase 'Accordion winningness' is an oxymoron... and an epic fail considering it sounds like one of those words added to the dictionary like 'yolo' or 'hangry'...

...but you have to admit, when a young man can play like that - you had to give him mad respect.

I didn't play the video, but the kid from the still picture preview on youtube kind of looks like McLovin from Superbad.

That's pretty awesome, I guess.

[perfect_pitch]

the kid from the still picture preview on youtube kind of looks like McLovin from Superbad.

Never seen it... although I just watched the trailer for it, because I was curious...

...and I never thought I could think any less of you J_Tour... but now I can.

...but at the same time - gotta give you credit for watching a movie that was filmed after the Vietnam War.

[j_tour]

Never seen it... although I just watched the trailer for it, because I was curious...

...and I never thought I could think any less of you J_Tour... but now I can.

...but at the same time - gotta give you credit for watching a movie that was filmed after the Vietnam War.

Superbad is hilarious!  A modern classic!  Shame on you!

[lostinidlewonder]

I didn't play the video

Must be a thing between you and pp always thinking it's important to mention that you haven't watched a video lol.

[j_tour]

Must be a thing between you and pp always thinking it's important to mention that you haven't watched a video lol.

Tcheh.  I know what an accordian is.  No need to listen to those shrieking reeds and pre-fab chord buttons.

But, yes, pp is the worst.

A font of deliberate ignorance.

But I'm catching up fast.

[lostinidlewonder]

I know what an accordian is.  No need to listen to those shrieking reeds and pre-fab chord buttons.

Right. There is an order to listening though, put quite clearly here.

[j_tour]

Right. There is an order to listening though, put quite clearly here.

What?  Did you post some video?

I'll have animated GIFs or I'll have death!

See you in hell!

////////

Oh.  I revise my statement.  That was somewhat amusing.

But pp will never know!  It's a man's secret.  Always finish on the Bach.

Which is not true.  Plenty of very fine people, some of the best, really do like to start and finish with Debussy. 

I'm here to tell you, it can be done with great enthusiasm, and the wives were never the wiser.

Audiophiles pwned!

[perfect_pitch]

No offense but I think Seth MacFarlane stopped giving a sh*t about the quality of Family guy round about Season 2, and just put any old Toilet-humour sh*t on the video. You know he was running out of material, when he kept bringing in the Tro-lol-ol guy, or the Chicken fights that would last for MINUTES at a time.

Then he just stopped being creative and just tried to rip of Star Wars. At least Seinfeld ended on a high... instead of letting the quality drop to a level that's equivalent to the load I left in the toilet this morning... like the Simpsons have done.

[j_tour]

No offense but I think Seth MacFarlane stopped giving a sh*t about the quality of Family guy round about Season 2, and just put any old Toilet-humour sh*t on the video.

I doubt what's his face does anything with the show besides crapping out a few voices in a sound booth once in a while.

Is that show still on?  I guess.  Whatever.

It was a pretty funny little gag, though.

A real thinker.  It stumped my puzzler for a minute.  I had to ask my sister-wife to explain it me.

[Bob]

It's bagpipe appreciation day. 

So... Where is the drum?  I hear it.  They make a point to show the bagpiper but not the drummer...?

[perfect_pitch]

In my lifetime - I would be a happy man if they burnt all the school recorders in one big frickin' pile, never to return to the classroom.

And just to make sure the fires don't die out - throw all the bagpipes on there as well.

[j_tour]

In my lifetime - I would be a happy man if they burnt all the school recorders in one big frickin' pile, never to return to the classroom.

And just to make sure the fires don't die out - throw all the bagpipes on there as well.

Dude, you guys are harsh.

Only 91-97% of people are supposed to "accidentally" get exterminated.  There might be a few freaks playing the sheep's *** among them, but they'll quickly get sorted out.

Supposed to eat haggis, not play it.

It's bagpipe appreciation day

Bullshit.  That's not a thing, and even if it is, it still isn't.

Highlander II is a bonny good movie. 

Bollocks. 

Neil Connery was the greatest Welsh actor in history, alongside his bald gimpy little midget brother, who tried to pretend he was a Scotsman.

[perfect_pitch]

Dude, you guys are harsh.

Only 91-97% of people are supposed to "accidentally" get exterminated.  There might be a few freaks playing the sheep's *** among them, but they'll quickly get sorted out.

Supposed to eat haggis, not play it.

Bullshit.  That's not a thing, and even if it is, it still isn't.

Highlander II is a bonny good movie. 

Bollocks. 

Neil Connery was the greatest Welsh actor in history, alongside his bald gimpy little midget brother, who tried to pretend he was a Scotsman.

Okay - let's get a few things sorted.

Yes, haggis tastes like dog food
Bagpipes sound like your blowing up a octopuses arse
The entire Highlander series is an absolute joke and not a single person takes it seriously,
and Golf is an excuses to take your rage out onto a poor defenceless ball. The fact that you have to put it into the actual hole is just an annoyance.

...but to denigrate the memory of a great man like SEAN Connery... is fighting words.

Tread carefully.

[j_tour]

Tread carefully.

I have nothing but respect for Neil Connery.  He was a capable actor and a fine craftsman.  He was no Zardoz calibre star, but he was a very remarkable person.

I actually do enjoy haggis, and I think less of people who do not.

But, the highland bagpipes............oh.........no.............

You people never learned to specialize!


But I will still stand by a Laphroaig over ten years old.  You people did get that right.

[perfect_pitch]

Neil... who in the *** is Neil? No one cares about Neil. Neil was a nobody... no one speaks of him.

Sean was the talented one in the family. You think less of people who don't like taste??? I guess you think less of people who also have refined taste buds and aren't willing to eat any old crap.

Our Scotch Whisky is our only claim to fame. Everything else sucks in Scotland - even the weather.

They 'claim' these are what beaches are link in Scotland:





They're MOTHER-*** PHOTOSHOPPED!!! This is really what our bloody beaches look like:

[j_tour]

I don't often frolic on the beaches of ravaged stormfronts, but when I do, I make sure my package is outstanding in its field.



Almost forgot.  This being a musicians' forum.

Can't leave you without a lagniappe.

[perfect_pitch]

I can imagine you wearing them... in the fact that that style probably went extinct in the 80's but you probably still wear them to this very day.

[j_tour]

I can imagine you wearing them... in the fact that that style probably went extinct in the 80's but you probably still wear them to this very day.

Every day.  And since I despise doing laundry, they have a certain amount of "character" to them.  Rode hard and put away wet.

Mirabile visu.

[perfect_pitch]

Every day.  And since I despise doing laundry, they have a certain amount of "character" to them.  Rode hard and put away wet.

While I blame you for that... very horrific response that even for a microsecond painted a very dark and disturbing image in my head...

...I also blame myself for provoking you. I should have seen it coming.

It's scary to think what goes on in your head.

[j_tour]

While I blame you for that... very horrific response that even for a microsecond painted a very dark and disturbing image in my head...

...I also blame myself for provoking you. I should have seen it coming.

It's scary to think what goes on in your head.

<Golf clap>  Congratulations.  Now you're speaking like a sensible person.

[perfect_pitch]

<Golf clap>  Congratulations.  Now you're speaking like a sensible person.

Okay - let's get something straight - I didn't say you had won. I see you as a challenge; someone to finally triumph over.

Don't assume that just because your psychotic mind is so dark and deep that I would probably drown if I tried to navigate it or try to understand it...

You may have a dark mind, but light always triumphs over dark.