Naw. I've even been known to do "fancy" things like alternate between the root and the fifth with the LH. In G, of course, and only in G.But, yes, those "off the wall" chords like Bm and Em, I couldn't agree more.
G [is] boring as sh*t.
That's true. The key of E minor is much better.But, yes, a plain unaltered V7 chord is not that exciting. It needs an augmented fifth, and either a b9, a #9, or both. Plus the 13. Don't be such a square, man!C? It's OK for certain things. Like right up my nostrils, or ear-holes, or one of those orifices.
And please don't go into greater detail about which orifices you stuffed that sweet white powder into.
Picture a forum full of musicians without reference to illicit drug use, and I'll eat your hat.
I don't own a hat, so you're fresh out of luck... and anyway, I never liked Eric Clapton.
Yawn.
Maybe you need more sleep Bob. I'll take care of this thread, while you take a nap.
I thought you didn't like Rick Beato???Also... no one cares what happened to Ed Sheeran. Once he got involved with One Direction, his career has slid downhill much like slush on a car drivers front window.
How do you tune a 12-string guitar? Nobody knows.
With a pair of scissors.
You shouldn't and thus create unique music.
I just slap an octave doubler pedal on those, put it through an envelope filter....add a Floyd Rose tremolo to the bridge....file the nut so it takes 16-->58 strings....meh, it's good enough!And the wives were none the wiser!
No one is wiser in that situation... probably because no one cares.
Yeah, well, you wouldn't care: you're not a "senior level" luthier, are you?
I've made thousands through selling online arrangements in both Sheet Music and MP3 music. I think that already shows how bloody good I am... plus 'Senior level' as we all know is just some bullshit line made up by some wannabee composer.
Yes, that may be, and I have heard some of your arrangements and have no reason to doubt you.But are you a senior level LUTHIER?
Nah... I am devoting my life to the piano and nothing else. I can't be bothered with fixing string instruments.
And you have the audacity to speak of the noble twelve-string guitar!
I don't feel shame... my programming renders it useless.
Lucky I always keep one of these handy:
Those are excellent for smashing rats. Also puppies and small children. I approve this message.
You missed out the smashing of guitarists with said extinguisher. Now that must be most satisfying hearing the crush and twanging of their puny, tone-deaf wheedling screams!
I think you misspelled "guitarists."Don't worry. I fixed that up for you.
Well, trust you to go full retard, in keeping with. your character!
What else did you expect from the one and only J_Tour.
Yeah, whatever. You sound like a Ghostbusters cosplayer. Maybe Annie Potts's character.Stop that immediately.And that movie Tropic Thunder is old as sh*t, so how about something from after the Eisenhower administration? Bunch of little f******ts.[/font]
Says the man who had a fetish for movies from the 1950's only months ago based on the actors and memes he would post. As if that isn't the 'Pott' calling the kettle black.
I don't know what you're talking about.There was a lot of crap made in the 1950s. Kids with their talking pictures and rock and roll and hot rods.
Most of those kids now would be in their 80's now and probably have dementia. Way to convince us of your youthfulness.
I'm 100 years young and I smoke the reefer every day. I also wear sunglasses indoors, so you know I'm down with the hep youths and their grunge look that's so popular.I also never get in trouble for smashing my car into things, or shoplifting, or my raging racism and sexism on account of my age.Code name? "The Silver Fox," natch.It's a pity Mamie Van Doren is too young for me. I touched one of her dirty pillows once, though, in 1963.So I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar.
Nurse, nurse, J-t is out of bed again!What a load of old hogwash emitting from Rambling Sid Rumpo!
Why? Because "he took it out."
I was curious to see what my hearing status was... While I can't hear the 18,000hz audio... I can JUST make it to 17,200hz.
Exactly. You ***, p_p, you trying to get this thread closed?
Balls, I just don't believe it. I'm probably a mere ten years older than you, but admittedly, I have some hearing damage.You see, a grenade exploded inside my helmet when I was fighting eco-terrorists in the 1990s during my fascist phase.
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