Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

Oh please - most of them are just hungry, so if you give them a cracker - they turn into your new best fuzzy friend.

They're actually very friendly birds.

[j_tour]

They're actually very friendly birds.

[outin]

You people...still trying?

I will come back every year or two to see if you losers were smart enough to give up. Since you cannot win. I have elevated myself onto a superior plane of existence and you'll all be dead long before I will finally decide to end this thing.

Time for me to play with my cello...he's so cute after all

[yewtree]

You people...still trying?

I will come back every year or two to see if you losers were smart enough to give up. Since you cannot win. I have elevated myself onto a superior plane of existence and you'll all be dead long before I will finally decide to end this thing.

Time for me to play with my cello...he's so cute after all

It it's in your power Outin, end it all now, or  get Nils to knock this thread on the  head!
It lowers the tone of the professionalism of the site, unless I have been utterly  deluded about the  professionalism of some folks here.  Its beneath my dignity.
 

[j_tour]

Wow.  Someone sounds like a lot of fun at parties.  How charming.



outin:  you don't have a future in this thread!  There will be no winning for you!  I forbid it!

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

blahblahblah something children whatever

No.  Why?  Children are idiots, by definition.

[perfect_pitch]

It's amazing to think that the people in that video probably bragged to their friends that they were going to be in a movie, and every day after its release have to somehow maintain some level of professionalism in their lives... knowing they were even associated with that CRAP!!!

I forget the name of the movie, but bloody hell - I can't believe it was ever released.

[j_tour]

I forget the name of the movie, but bloody hell - I can't believe it was ever released.

It was never released.  It was all a dream.  Just remember that.  All a dream.

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Horses, dogs, children, and nerds.

[perfect_pitch]

There's something very creepy about kids who tout about with a decapitated fake horse head...

It's just a smidge from being some weird kids cereal mascot, and then one more tick away from being a full blown furry.

I don't understand peoples fascination with dressing up...

[j_tour]

There's something very creepy about kids who tout about with a decapitated fake horse head...

Sxxxxxx's music is very fine. 

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Sxxxxxx's music is very fine.

You can't take that back now...

[j_tour]

[compline]

What  really happens when J tour, tries to say:- 
The problem is Tequila!

[Bob]

[lostinidlewonder]

I'll help. This feels like some piano lessons I've given.

[perfect_pitch]

Given the other videos that user has posted - I would be REALLY worried about who the *** creates this type of sh*t.

This is another classic in his portfolio of videos he's 'created'/dubbed...

[lostinidlewonder]

I believe they were meant for teaching people english a number of years back, the guy with the moustach that appears in some of the videos is the creator I believe. They make me laugh though... because of the cringe factor lol.

[j_tour]

You people are robots and I can also think you no good for playing piano much.

[perfect_pitch]

They make me laugh though... because of the cringe factor lol.

Cringe factor??? They were HORRIFYING!!!

[j_tour]

No.  Not really.

[perfect_pitch]

No.  Not really.

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I hate rats...

I find that image thoroughly satisfying.

[j_tour]

It's a mouse, you stable genius!

One every morning!

Delicious!

/* Actually 3.5 hours later, got another one.  Kind of spasming and twitching in the trap, so I'll wait a bit to throw it in the trash and bait a new trap.  I'm not saving that one for breakfast, though.  I'll have another in the morning.

[perfect_pitch]

It's a mouse, you stable genius!

I'm not saving that one for breakfast, though.  I'll have another in the morning.

Well, I figure if you caught some actual rats, you'd be able to eat a little more than the vermin in your home and you'd more meat on your bones.

[j_tour]

Well, I figure if you caught some actual rats, you'd be able to eat a little more than the vermin in your home and you'd more meat on your bones.

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

[lostinidlewonder]

Have mine.

[perfect_pitch]

Have mine.

Somewhere there is a very sad nerd who is very content with the 'meme' he tried to create... probably sitting next to the computer... in his mothers basement.

Here - how about a joke:

When life gives you melons...



























































































...you may be dyslexic.

[lostinidlewonder]

Ok I'll try a joke. What has two legs and bleeds???



























.

.


.
Half a dog

[j_tour]

Enough of this grabasstic shenanigans.

Since there are two of you, I need a double-fisted approach.

[perfect_pitch]

Meh... I just lick the traps clean and bugger off.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That's okay - I'm only a danger to others.

[j_tour]

That's okay - I'm only a danger to others.

Silence, alien beast!  That's what I call the repo code, kid.  Don't forget it, etch it in your brain.

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry... I should have clarified that I'm on a danger to others if I get hands on a chainsaw.

[j_tour]

Sorry... I should have clarified that I'm on a danger to others if I get hands on a chainsaw.

Sure thing, Batman!

[perfect_pitch]

Awww... just going through past photos. Me a few years ago:

[compline]

Lunatics running the asylum in here!  it is most distasteful.

P-P You have allowed yourself to be gaslighted by J tour.  Stop this insanity already! 

[j_tour]

P-P You have allowed yourself to be gaslighted by J tour.  Stop this insanity already!

What?

[perfect_pitch]

P-P You have allowed yourself to be gaslighted by J tour.  Stop this insanity already!

You think J_Tour has any influence over me??? HAAA HAAA... oh, you weak, weak man.

I'm luring him into a false sense of security, lulling him into thinking he can control me - meanwhile manipulating him at the same time.

[j_tour]

You think J_Tour has any influence over me??? HAAA HAAA... oh, you weak, weak man.

Yeah, sure.  And Meg Tilly in Psycho II has no influence over me.

Who is this fancy lass or lad poncing about? 

I can't have that!