Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I despise them for...
other reasons.

like trying to make Sonic the most powerful thing in fiction smh.

Wait... we went from Archie to Sonic... Is that Sonic the Hedgehog or did I miss something???

[j_tour]

Oh, god. 

Here comes p_p's favorite topic...his damned hedgehog crap.  That and the fricking simpdums, an ancient show that should have been mercy killed while I was still a child.

I have a serious question though.  If my teacher says it's OK, am I allowed to spray hornet and wasp spray into a person's eyes, if I cut their heads off afterwards to make sure I escape?

I don't have enough practice, but my teacher thinks I'm ready to perform this piece at the end of the spring semester.

We figured I can practice by performing on some hobos and crackheads, you know, busking and at some bars in town, and work my way up to retirement homes and churches.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh, god. 

Here comes p_p's favorite topic...his damned hedgehog crap. 

What are you talking about? I've maybe posted that Sonic the Hedgehog shocked face twice... in 10 years.

Don't know what you're on about... have you taken your meds?

[j_tour]

Don't know what you're on about... have you taken your meds?

And then some!

I probably took your meds by accident!  Sorry about that.  No matter what the instructions say, definitely take more the next time.

Trust me.  It all balances out; it's fine.

[perfect_pitch]

I bet you there's a more sordid and kinky reason he kept that ape 'doped up'.

Sick bastard...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Wait... we went from Archie to Sonic... Is that Sonic the Hedgehog or did I miss something???

They're literal Sonic fanboys.
At least fanboy for a character who isn't known for being a narcissistic, paranoid, semi-villainous protagonist...

[perfect_pitch]

They're literal Sonic fanboys.
At least fanboy for a character who isn't known for being a narcissistic, paranoid, semi-villainous protagonist...

As I said... I wouldn't know. Practically never read Archie.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

As I said... I wouldn't know. Practically never read Archie.

I don't either. Heck, I might even be wrong about some of it.
I got most of my info on the subject second-hand more than a decade ago; had a friend in middle school who couldn't shut his mouth about it.

[perfect_pitch]

Must admit, it's nice that they're making some good movies from the video games. Sonic was a decent enough film for a chuckle - and Jim Carrey is a brilliant antagonist.

How they managed to *** up the Max Payne movie though is beyond me...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Must admit, it's nice that they're making some good movies from the video games. Sonic was a decent enough film for a chuckle...

Let me guess as to what Sonic was portrayed as:
Literally anything but benevolent.

[perfect_pitch]

Let me guess as to what Sonic was portrayed as:
Literally anything but benevolent.

God... why would they portray him as benevolent??? That would make it the most boring film ever.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

God... why would they portray him as benevolent??? That would make it the most boring film ever.

That was also a joke.
Based on the fact that the character has literally never been benevolent in any media, to my knowledge.
That's the second time in 7 days that you've forgotten that jokes exist.

[perfect_pitch]

That was also a joke.
Based on the fact that the character has literally never been benevolent in any media, to my knowledge.
That's the second time in 7 days that you've forgotten that jokes exist.

That's not true - I was pointing out how bad your jokes were.

You need better material.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

That's not true - I was pointing out how bad your jokes were.

Still better than yours.
Not a very high bar, though. I'll give you that.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

On A different topic, it appears that Gasplamey is finally gone.

[j_tour]

Thank god I can finally win the thread without those meddling kids.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

[image]

NO.

[lostinidlewonder]

NO.

"No! Don't!  Stop!" or "No don't stop?"

KNOw that NO with some kNOwingness means NO NOtably, NOte NO can be kNOwn to be yes you kNOw but NOtionally too shy to say NO.

NO NO ZONE BY THE WAY, UNLESS YOU ARE SAYING NO TO A NO NO ZONE, THEN NO IS KNOWN TO BE NOT ONLY A NO BUT ALSO KNOWN TO BE SAYING NO TO USING NO. NO?

[j_tour]

YES!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I just love the fact that Liszt-and-the-galops message/quote reads:

[image]

Just a random box saying [image]... like this brilliant example in video games.





Also, this:

conqueror of the Last post wins thread

You're *** fooling yourself. Just cause you made it part of your signature, doesn't mean it's true. I will eradicate your ability to win this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I just love the fact that Liszt-and-the-galops message/quote reads:

Just a random box saying [image]... like this brilliant example in video games.

I admit: that gave me a good laugh.

Also, this:

You're *** fooling yourself. Just cause you made it part of your signature, doesn't mean it's true. I will eradicate your ability to win this thread.

I'd like to see you try.

YES!!!!

It appears j_tour left the courier at the post office.

[perfect_pitch]

I'd like to see you try.

I don't try... I damn well do. And I do it *** well.

Also... I literally have mentioned on several occasions that I will end you, so I don't see why you bother to hold on to that pathetic glimmer of hope you have in your eye.

You can't beat me... you never will, and your misplaced belief in winning is just naivety mixed with overconfidence.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

You can't beat me... you never will, and your misplaced belief in winning is just naivety mixed with overconfidence.

Yikes...
Anyone who just read that saw how overconfident you are.

I don't try... I damn well do. And I do it *** well.

Also... I literally have mentioned on several occasions that I will end you...

You clearly haven't done it well, because I'm still standing. Either you're really bad at winning, or you're doing just fine and I'm just too good. Choose whichever you want, but know there's no in-between.

...so I don't see why you bother to hold on to that pathetic glimmer of hope you have in your eye. 

"glimmer" is an understatement. For me, at least.
A much more accurate term would be "inferno."

[perfect_pitch]

Anyone who just read that saw how overconfident you are.

I've been at this FAR longer than you have... FAR, FAR longer... that's not overconfidence; that's longevity. Something you haven't demonstrated yet with your pithy time at this thread.

You clearly haven't done it well, because I'm still standing. Either you're really bad at winning, or you're doing just fine and I'm just too good.

Again... you haven't been standing that long. I've defeated far worse than you.

Choose whichever you want, but know there's no in-between."glimmer" is an understatement. For me, at least.
A much more accurate term would be "inferno."

At best, you're a pithy flicker of fire - an almost imperceptible visual luminance of light. Give it a few more months and I've have you snuffed out.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I win!

THREE SECONDS!!!

Also, just proved you wrong entirely. Dare you to say that again

[perfect_pitch]

I win!

THREE SECONDS!!!

Well, I take consolidation in the fact that I don't sit by the computer and hit the refresh button like a madman.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Well, I take consolidation in the fact that I don't sit by the computer and hit the refresh button like a madman.

Don't forget adjusting the settings to favor faster response.

[perfect_pitch]

I've got better things to do... when I win, no one will care that you have the fastest win... only that I had the last one.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Two seconds...

Can you count?

40-28=12.
NOT 2.

[perfect_pitch]

Blame that on a RAM error that froze my computer as I hit the send button...

I've got better things to do... when I win, no one will care that you have the fastest win... only that I had the last one.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I've got better things to do... when I win, no one will care that you have the fastest win... only that I had the last one.

For one thing, I've never been so embarrassed that I replaced my previous incorrect statement with a copy-paste from a later post, therefore breaking the rules.

I've defeated far worse than you.

Name one example. Can't be someone who willingly quit like Thalbergmad or Stravinskylover.

I've have

Tf does that even mean? To you, I mean. Obvious that no one else understood it.

... when I win...

Don't be so sure of things...
I've already proven I'm more committed than you.
In fact, I'm committed enough to

sit by the computer and hit the refresh button like a madman.

Your words, not mine

Also, wasn't even doing that. I had a message already pulled up and ready to send (which I always do), and just happened to log in as you posted. Ctrl+tab and a mouse click handled the rest.

[j_tour]

It appears j_tour left the courier at the post office.

Negative.  The courier typeface supports different font sizes, as you've just seen.

Perhaps you should pursue something more suitably refined and dainty for your delicate tastes, rather than attempt to do battle in this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Congrats!
You know how to edit your posts.
Though we already knew that.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... hows the Mazeppa piece you've been wanting to learn - any closer to it???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yeah... hows the Mazeppa piece you've been wanting to learn - any closer to it???

You know, if you'd read literally any other thread, you'd know the answer to that.

[perfect_pitch]

You know, if you'd read literally any other thread, you'd know the answer to that.

I did - you've been voting for it, but that says nothing about your ability to play it.

Dreaming of playing something isn't going to help you play it. Maybe leave the computer alone and start hitting the piano keys instead of the computer keys.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I did - you've been voting for it, but that says nothing about your ability to play it.

You clearly haven't been, if that's all you know.

[perfect_pitch]

I read through the last 50 of your posts and nothing about Mazeppa apart from that idiotic ranking was mentioned.

...so I take it that's a no on the 'closer to Mazeppa'? You'll have a better chance of being able to play that, than winning this thread.

Maybe you should listen to your good friend J_Tour who is doing nothing but trying to give you friendly, helpful advice:

Perhaps you should pursue something more suitably refined and dainty for your delicate tastes, rather than attempt to do battle in this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

idiotic ranking

Your just jealous of the fact that I can still exist outside of this thread while winning it. Can't say the same for you...

[j_tour]

You know how to edit your posts.

Not edited, you worm.

[transitional]

Possibly what liszt-and-the-galops meant was to read every post ... if anyone's too lazy to do that, here's one:

In that case, Preludio might not be a good idea; there are a few 9ths in there, which small hands will have immense difficulty in playing. As someone who can reach nearly an 11th, it's fairly easy for me.

jsyk, the Preludio Liszt is referring to is Transcendental Etude 1. It's a really ambiguous way to call it, I wasn't sure at first.

[perfect_pitch]

Not edited, you worm.

I can also confirm that J_Tour used the Courier New font straight from the get go... and clearly you're too dumb to realise that.

While there have been a rare number of times he's forgotten - that wasn't one of them.

Go back to your practice... otherwise you'll continually be 15 years from learning the Mazeppa.

Also, I'd just like to re-iterate that LatG sucks at embedding:

[j_tour]

I can also confirm that J_Tour used the Courier New font straight from the get go... and clearly you're too dumb to realise that.

While there have been a rare number of times he's forgotten - that wasn't one of them.

Well, thank you!  You may be a tea-sipping limey pom with a fetish for kangaroo porn, but you've always been honest.

Go back to your practice... otherwise you'll continually be 15 years from learning the Mazeppa.

Indeed.

jsyk, the Preludio Liszt is referring to is Transcendental Etude 1. It's a really ambiguous way to call it, I wasn't sure at first.

Oh....dammit, I had that one clean, as a kind of exercise a number of months ago.  Meh, could probably do with more playing myself.  Little pieces like that.  Still haven't memorized the Contrapunctus IX from Ars fuga yet.  Nor have all of the E minor Partita down and memorized (the gigue is kind of elusive, for me...so many different ways to play it, and the notes are there...but...one must decide), nor even all of the A maj English Suite (early Bach, but also somewhat an improvisatory quality to many of the dances in the suite that makes it difficult to memorize for me).  Dammit!

Bringing up work in a thread like this. 

For shame!

Dammit!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, thank you!  You may be a tea-sipping limey pom with a fetish for kangaroo porn, but you've always been honest.

I may have always been honest, but I've never even been into Kangaroo porn... didn't even know that existed. Maybe it's the Aussies that are into that???

[gasplamey]

On A different topic, it appears that Gasplamey is finally gone.

Nopr. I will never go away and will always return.

[j_tour]

A pommy git says what?

[perfect_pitch]

A pommy git says what?

You do realise... Tom Hanks is an american Actor, and in the movie he played an american civilian.

How is he a pommy???

[gasplamey]

How is he a pommy???

God question.

[gasplamey]

I am terribly sorry for my poor grammer earlier today: I was mildly drunk.

[j_tour]

You do realise... Tom Hanks is an american Actor, and in the movie he played an american civilian.

How is he a pommy???

No, but you are,



You...people...with your perfect pitches and all that.  Outrageous, outlandish, and I cannot tolerate it.