Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

7*13=28.

Don't do drugs, kids, and stay in school.

[perfect_pitch]

Don't do drugs, kids, and stay in school

sh*t!!! Is THAT the motto??? All this time I thought it was Don't do school and stay on drugs...

[gasplamey]

Don't do drugs, kids, and stay in school.

No, it's "Don't do drugs and stay out of school.

[perfect_pitch]

No, it's "Don't do drugs and stay out of school.

Probably a bit of a moot point since here it's mandated that you have to attend school until end of Year 10 (about 15 years of age).

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Don't do drugs, kids, and stay in school.

No, it's true. I can prove it three ways!

[perfect_pitch]

No, it's true. I can prove it three ways!

No offence, but even Abbott & Costello couldn't prove it once. That's not how numbers bloody well work.

Although, while you're in this frame of mind - there's a neat trick about keeping alligators away from you...

Dear God...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No offence, but even Abbott & Costello couldn't prove it once. That's not how numbers bloody well work.

Although, while you're in this frame of mind - maybe this will blow your mind. It's fascinating...

Hey, party pooper is my job!

[lostinidlewonder]

Ernie probably has had more than a banana in his ear, him and his pal Bert have shared the same bedroom for decades.

[perfect_pitch]

You do realise they sleep in separate beds... what is it you assume goes on when the cameras go off???

[lostinidlewonder]

What are you insinuating? They get in bed with farm animal on screen too, in the same bed.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What are you insinuating? They get in bed with farm animal on screen too, in the same bed.

What the f*** are you...!?

[perfect_pitch]

What are you insinuating? They get in bed with farm animal on screen too, in the same bed.

Either LiiW has done some major research just for this single post; or we've proved he's a closet Sesame Street fan. Either way... my work is done.   

(And for the record, I simply assumed they slept in separate beds based solely on that one video I posted of them).

[liszt-and-the-galops]

(And for the record, I simply assumed they slept in separate beds based solely on that one video I posted of them).

Eh, I'd bet it varies a lot. It's a kids show, they aren't going to notice or care.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe, but it didn't stop people going ape-sh*t over the fact that Tinky-winky was supposedly gay.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Maybe, but it didn't stop people going ape-sh*t over the fact that Tinky-winky was supposedly gay.

I don't even know what you're talking about...

[lostinidlewonder]

Either LiiW has done some major research just for this single post; or we've proved he's a closet Sesame Street fan. Either way... my work is done.   

So options are only major research or a closet Sesame Street fan? It's none of those so your work is still there. Get back to work, or you'll have to sleep with Ernie and Bert in the same bedroom, with sheep.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

So options are only major research or a closet Sesame Street fan? It's none of those so your work is still there. Get back to work, or you'll have to sleep with Ernie and Bert in the same bedroom, with sheep.

LIIW continues to be the funniest one here, despite the occasional hiccup.

[perfect_pitch]

So options are only major research or a closet Sesame Street fan? It's none of those

Well, he's clearly in denial. There's no way he'll admit to it... better to just leave him be and move on then.

[jaquet]

I MUST SAY TRULY WHAT A OPINION

[perfect_pitch]

[liszt-and-the-galops]

[transitional]

I MUST SAY TRULY WHAT A OPINION

jaquet, you're doing great! Go show the other guys how this is done!

[lostinidlewonder]

Well, he's clearly in denial. There's no way he'll admit to it... better to just leave him be and move on then.

Why you referring to me in 3rd person? Maybe you forgot your Kings robes and crown? Oh wait. I forgot the simplest answer is usually correct, you're just wrong as usual and losing to this winning post of winningness you loosing loser of loosingness.

[lostinidlewonder]

LIIW continues to be the funniest one here, despite the occasional hiccup.

What?! Not Fun kneeeee!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Why you referring to me in 3rd person? Maybe you forgot your Kings robes and crown? Oh wait. I forgot the simplest answer is usually correct, you're just wrong as usual and losing to this winning post of winningness you loosing loser of loosingness.

I see what you're doing here...
This'll be fun.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

jaquet, you're doing great! Go show the other guys how this is done!

Since people are posting twice and others from STLPW are posting, I'll post this because I want to win by losing for maximum possible confusion.

[perfect_pitch]

Why you referring to me in 3rd person? Maybe you forgot your Kings robes and crown? Oh wait. I forgot the simplest answer is usually correct, you're just wrong as usual and losing to this winning post of winningness you loosing loser of loosingness.

LOOSING???

LOOSINGNESS???

You're doing well at losing in terms of spelling, and grammar (somehow both at the same time - congratulations).

Also... the simplest explanation would be that you are simply in denial.

And... this isn't the 2nd last post wins thread, so you don't need to post twice.

[lostinidlewonder]

I thought I'd win just with this. See it ees that easy.

[lostinidlewonder]

Here's another example of winningness please pay attention.

LOOSING???

LOOSINGNESS???

You're doing well at losing in terms of spelling, and grammar, waaah waaah *cry cry where is my rattle??

No I actually mean loosing and loosingness, sharing a room with Bert and Ernie there will be a lot of loosing on you, especially certain parts. Sorry your yaw you're losing to my winningnessabilitymentalisticnessment.

[jaquet]

I MUST SAY TRULY THE POST BELOW ME WINS NOTHING

[liszt-and-the-galops]

winningnessabilitymentalisticnessment.

Can you define this 37 letter word, please?

I MUST SAY TRULY THE POSTS BELOW ME WINS NOTHING

It's been done before...
On the first page, no less.
It didn't work then, and it won't work now.

[lostinidlewonder]

Can you define this 37 letter word, please?

Yes I can!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yes I can!

Alright, then do it. I must include it in my updated one-word-per-post dictionary.

[lostinidlewonder]

Alright, then do it.

OK I'll do it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

OK I'll do it.

Define it in you're next post on this thread.

[lostinidlewonder]

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Perfect.

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry your yaw you're losing to my winningnessabilitymentalisticnessment.

I don't remember that being in the dictionary... you can't just make up *** words... unless you're Rowan Atkinson.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I don't remember that being in the dictionary... you can't just make up *** words... unless you're Rowan Atkinson.

Who says he can't?

[lostinidlewonder]

I don't remember that being in the dictionary... you can't just make up *** words... unless you're Rowan Atkinson.

I taught Rowan all he knows, he was my worst student so i suggested he do more work without so many words which he eventually worked out.

Also I paid for a few lessons with Shakespeare back in the day and he said I could make up words after I shook the hell out of him, so there. Yes he was old enough to be shaken I'm not a monster.

Who says he can't?

My mum said I could and a mums approval is super powerfulnesstastic.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

My mum said I could and a mums approval is super powerfulnesstastic.

I suppose one could argue that you are correctnessant in this regard.

[perfect_pitch]

I suppose one could argue that you are correctnessant in this regard.

And people wonder why children are growing up illiterate and unable to spell properly... because of pricks like you who bastardise the English language and sully it with your idiotic portmanteau's and hybridised slang.

I can feel the average IQ of the global population dropping each day...

[lostinidlewonder]

I understand what you're saying but all I hear "waaaahhhh waaaaahhhh where's my dummy and rattle?" I ain't bovvered.

[lostinidlewonder]

I suppose one could argue that you are correctnessant in this regard.

Agreedmendationting

[liszt-and-the-galops]

portmanteau's and hybridised slang.

Are you kidding? I was just using basic suffix rules and you get all uppity about it.
To use a word LIIW coined...
"Absolute grammerblathersnob."

[perfect_pitch]

Are you kidding? I was just using basic suffix rules and you get all uppity about it.
To use a word LIIW coined...
"Absolute grammerblathersnob."

I bought you both a birthday present...



When you find the word 'grammerblathersnob' or 'agreedmendationting' in the dictionary - then you get to lecture me about the rules of the English language.

[lostinidlewonder]

Here this should help you cope

[perfect_pitch]

I don't need that sh*t... I'm high on drugs and it feels *** great.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I bought you both a birthday present...



When you find the word 'grammerblathersnob' or 'agreedmendationting' in the dictionary - then you get to lecture me about the rules of the English language.

Found them.

[j_tour]

bulge enhancing underwear for swimsuit.

And the dictionary of record is the Oxford English Dictionary.  I happen to own the print edition with the latest supplement. 

Online dictionaries just don't cut the mustard, nor do they even lick the jar.